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Ugh that's so unrealistic, nobody draws a bow like this
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Aug 6, 2021 20:50
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Bowstring gonna snap that huge titty
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Aug 6, 2021 20:53
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Those postures can't be good for their backs
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Aug 6, 2021 21:04
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Good. Horses are terrible. Anyone who lives in the countryside has at least one story about a horse coming into the yard and playing with the family dog. Then the horse will lure the dog from the safety of their homes to an ambush point, when other horses will attack and kill it. Also there's something in their poop and when girls change their litterboxes it gets in their lungs and makes the girls grow up all weird.
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Aug 6, 2021 21:22
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It seems all relations with horses results in women crying.
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Aug 6, 2021 21:32
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make the horses fight to the death
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Aug 6, 2021 21:39
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That horse loved being slapped around actually they all do horses are disgusting freak nasty weirds
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Aug 6, 2021 21:43
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Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:Was it a WHAAAAAAT at the volume of horse cum or a WHAAAAAAT because it had never done that before? dolphinitely volume. so much cum and I bet it was piping hot
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Aug 6, 2021 21:44
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Big Beef City posted:That horse loved being slapped around actually they all do horses are disgusting freak nasty weirds I can’t believe people are kinkshaming the horse sub getting ordered around on international TV by the jockey dom.
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Aug 6, 2021 21:54
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So do you not get to take your own horse to the Olympics? Either way gently caress that rear end in a top hat for being cruel to her mount
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Aug 6, 2021 22:03
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There's speculation that the horses were scared of a giant rear end.quote:“As you come around, you see a big guy’s (butt),” British rider Harry Charles said. :format(webp):no_upscale()/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/22766022/1332101271.jpg)
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Aug 7, 2021 14:47
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Are all competitive horses of a singe sex? Because it seems odd if you can have male and female horses competing against each other when its not allowed in other events
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Aug 7, 2021 14:49
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Robin Williams posted:Are all competitive horses of a singe sex? female horses receive 76% of the oats that male horses do for the same races.
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Aug 7, 2021 15:58
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Tarkus posted:female horses receive 76% of the oats that male horses do for the same races. Just another of the countless example of the neightriarchy
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Aug 7, 2021 16:00
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I don't really know much about horses honestly. I think they're decent looking animals. Most of my experience with them lately has been from playing RDR2. One thing I don't understand If RDR2 is remotely to be believed, horses are scared s******* of tiny snakes Idk how america was conquered as such
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Aug 7, 2021 16:10
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Statutory Ape posted:I don't really know much about horses They all have their birthday on the same day
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Aug 7, 2021 16:17
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Statutory Ape posted:If RDR2 is remotely to be believed, horses are scared s******* of tiny snakes It is. Horse usually feel a dark and deep sense of existential dread when ever they are remind of the existence of small snakes. Like most of the times snakes seem pretty chill to me, just going about doing there snake thing, but I dunno not a snakeologist, possibly the horses know something I'm missing.
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Aug 7, 2021 16:50
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Mega64 posted:Horse owns imo In a fair fight horse totally would of won. Olympics is rigged.
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Aug 7, 2021 16:53
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Statutory Ape posted:I don't really know much about horses honestly. Horses are a land of contrast. I don't mean that overly-sarcastically, either. On one hand there are literal battle-horses bred for war and un-afraid of gunfire and standing next to canons as they go off. P sure you can imagine the reason for why these things exist. On the other, there are these show horses who can daintily dance and prance and do whatever and seeing a stray beam of sunshine or the wrong statue causes them to have an epileptic seizure. On the final hand, there are polo horses, horses specifically bred, or, well, made, to play the sport of horse polo. Which, in recent years, have taken to cloning horses exactly to field the exact horse they want to play the game of polo with. I believe it was Argentina, or possibly another South American country that, several years ago, fielded an entire team of fully cloned, white horses for their team. ie the entire team was literally riding the exact same horse to play. Horses are as hosed up as we've made show dogs and have as many idiosyncrasies and dramatic genetic and personality problems as a result.
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Aug 7, 2021 16:58
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Big Beef City posted:On the final hand, there are polo horses, horses specifically bred, or, well, made, to play the sport of horse polo. Which, in recent years, have taken to cloning horses exactly to field the exact horse they want to play the game of polo with. I swear they are cloning the riders too. Everyone at the horse show I’ve been working is a blonde girl named Britney with a ponytail. The only difference is whether they are the leather-faced 50+ version or one of the newer models.
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Aug 7, 2021 17:09
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Frankenstyle posted:Good. Horses are terrible. Anyone who lives in the countryside has at least one story about a horse coming into the yard and playing with the family dog. Then the horse will lure the dog from the safety of their homes to an ambush point, when other horses will attack and kill it. I live in the country. I've never heard of that first thing happening. Second one is definitely true though.
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Aug 8, 2021 11:45
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Weka posted:I live in the country. I've never heard of that first thing happening. Second one is definitely true though. Of course you haven't. Horses are very good at making sure there's no witness. 
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Aug 8, 2021 12:10
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kntfkr posted:when I was young and would do thing like type "porn" into limewire and Kazaa and download whatever viruses my 56k modem could handle, one time I got a .wmv of two naked ladies blowing a horse and it came A LOT and they were like WHAAAAAAT Interesting you watched until the cumshot.
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Aug 8, 2021 12:38
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Irl somebody (at breakfast, no less?) told some story about how their friend or cousin had some horse porn VHS. He was like I LITERALLY KEPT VOMITING THE ENTIRE TIME IT WAS THE WORST THING IVE EVER ENDURED Obviously the first thing that came to my own mind was simply getting up and leaving I didn't ask
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Aug 8, 2021 12:46
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I’m the person spending thirty minutes at breakfast screaming about how terrible horse porn is and his you shouldn’t watch the horse porn but if you really insist on seeing the horse porn then I guess I could show it to you because I still have the tape and all and, hey, while we watch the horse porn, why not wear this horse head costume, you know as a joke because this horse porn is so bad right, ha ha….
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Aug 8, 2021 20:52
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horses are pretty majestic but also aren't they meant to be really stupid like they'll see a squirrel and freak out and snap their own legs off and impale their eyes on a wrought iron fence
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Aug 8, 2021 21:01
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people are pretty stupid too, whats your point
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Aug 8, 2021 21:08
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people are horses all of a sudden
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Aug 8, 2021 21:28
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:horses are pretty majestic but also aren't they meant to be really stupid If most humans were aware of the true abhorrent nature of the squirrel, people would do like wise. Alas as usually we gleefully wallow in our ignorance.  
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Aug 9, 2021 00:59
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Squirrel deez nutz away for the winter.
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Aug 9, 2021 13:42
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Some type of horse day on GBS?
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Aug 9, 2021 14:24
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Horses actually seem like pretty cool animals. It would be kind of fun to just hang out with like a horse and a dog and a cat somewhere out in the open. I don't know that I would necessarily want to ride the horse but it would be cool to have an animal friend to go along with other animal friends Perhaps also a cow. Now that the world is ending, The idea of my neighbors being largely non-human in the form of animals and trees sounds more appealing than ever.
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Aug 9, 2021 15:58
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Statutory Ape posted:Horses actually seem like pretty cool animals. I've told this story before, but - when I was a kid we had a horse, it shared a small horse barn with another horse with our neighbor's horse, and had a large, fenced in field and hillside to run around on, yadda yadda. One of the things this little horse/sheep shed had was a self-refilling water bowl. It'd fill up to a certain level and when the horses drank from it, them pushing the bowl down, or the water being below a certain level would make it fill back up again. It wasn't too fancy or anything, and what it certainly didn't do (even though it was supposed to) was de-ice itself in cold Wisconsin winters, so, it'd freeze over, meaning no fresh water for the horses unless they wanted to eat snow (they did not). So one of the chores I had to do as Little Beef City, other than unbailing and tossing hay to the greedy fucks, was chipping and breaking ice off this stupid water bowl thing. So, I'm out there, at age..whatever, little kid, working diligently to chip the ice off this motherfucker for these stupid horses. OUR horse, seeing this, decides "Yes. This is good." Sneaks up behind me. NIPS the ball of my knit hat (remember those? that's how long ago this was), to steal it off my head, takes a chunk of my hair with it, and takes off running around the paddock with it like he's god's own gift to horse-dom, prancing the whole way while I'm trying not to cry because A.) I didn't want to be doing this chore, B.) I now have to chase a loving horse down on foot to get my hat back, C.) Fucker ripped a chunk of my HAIR OUT WITH HIS TEETH. rear end in a top hat. That same horse also used to rip big branches off the pine trees that bordered the fence line and bring them to us to play fetch with him like a friggin dog, like, 6ft long branches, and be like "Here, human, throw this for me." Horses.
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Aug 9, 2021 16:10
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Yeah yeah we get it u are the physical embodiment of the no horse play sign That's a good example of a horse being dumb and annoying though
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Aug 9, 2021 16:35
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Interesting you watched until the cumshot. it took like 8 hours to download and was less than a minute long, I wasn't not gonna watch the whole thing. what are you, stunads?
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Aug 9, 2021 16:39
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To be clear, the horse was sincerely trying to play a joke on me and had no intention on hurting me. The horse literally wanted to simply take my hat off and run around with it, it didn't mean to grab a bit too far, he was, honestly scheming and planning on playing a prank on me just for the hell of it. He knew exactly what he was doing, and it's hilarious to think about in hindsight, but being bit on the scalp by a horse kinda sucks. It just shows how smart and equally clumsy horses are at the same time. Big Beef City fucked around with this message at 16:46 on Aug 9, 2021 |
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Aug 9, 2021 16:40
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Big Beef City posted:To be clear, the horse was sincerely trying to play a joke on me and had no intention on hurting me. i can empathize w the whole being large and clumsy thing tbh as annoying as it was to clean up dog related spills or crashes its hard for me to blame the animal when i, as an adult, still manage to break a plate or whatever here or there through frankly avoidable ineptitudes. growing up i had one of those cats that was like, evil incarnate as far as knocking stuff off of counters, so you just knew to cat proof the place better or not whine over exploded canteloupe or stolen steaks anywhoo i didnt figure you were blaming the animal since thats basically the bigger-animal version of when you get teeth marks on your hands/arms whatever from playing with teh dog
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Aug 9, 2021 16:56
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i've seen a youtube of two gay horses boning. just one horse ramming the other horse right in the butt with his thick weiny wiener full on penetration if people ever tell you homosexuality isn't natural feel free to quote me on the gy horses
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Aug 9, 2021 17:08
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e: nm
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