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I got a couple more threads to catch up on, and then Imma go and ram out a poo poo!! I can feel it poking its head out already. Its going to be a good one!
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just been out for a pizza got one in the chamber
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Aug 21, 2021 17:00
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Going to see a movie, worried I'll have to poop during it. Drinking coffee and water and leaving for the theater in 20 minutes. Tried sitting, nothing happened, not even a fart.
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Aug 21, 2021 18:38
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My intestines like to freeze anytime I'm away from home so I didn't poo poo since Friday. This morning my shits were so greasy even the bidet wasn't taking care of business 
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Aug 23, 2021 13:53
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I did a poo big time *before* I had my coffee today and now my guts are like "what the hell man"
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Aug 23, 2021 13:58
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I had some kind of bug F/Sa, some nausea/vomiting in the AM, felt fine by about noon each day, just no appetite. Yesterday I actually ate breakfast, lunch, snacks (mainly a bunch of FRUIT) and a surprise pizza dinner. The log before showering this morning was immense, dropped nice, easy and clean. Very refreshing and revitalizing.
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Aug 23, 2021 15:21
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Had the emergency liquid shits in the middle of the night last night Stayed home from work because I couldn't trust myself not to explosively decompress with little warning I think the worst has passed
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Aug 24, 2021 23:08
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Had some absolutely vile farts the last several days. Smelled like burning toxic waste and long linger time. Took two thick, oily shits this morning. Hoping that cleared out whatever was rotting in my insides. 🙏
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Aug 25, 2021 15:26
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transitioning to a mostly carb free diet this week has effected the consistency greatly. but im losing weight again so thats nice.
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Aug 27, 2021 18:47
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Did someone say free carbs, cause I want em.
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Aug 27, 2021 21:58
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Weka posted:Bullshit. After being exposed to the solar winds that poop has developed sentience. Was your neighbor yelling "Stop making GBS threads so loudly up there!" or what?
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Update: pooped after coffee
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Aug 30, 2021 06:39
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OMFG FURRY posted:Update: pooped after coffee It's a great routine.  
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Aug 30, 2021 17:02
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One time I made a disparaging comment about Catholics and within ten seconds my intestines got about a foot shorter and I nearly poo poo my britches on the way to the bathroom. The LORD works in mysterious ways.
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Techno Remix posted:One time I made a disparaging comment about Catholics and within ten seconds my intestines got about a foot shorter and I nearly poo poo my britches on the way to the bathroom. Gotta clean those bowels so Bishop has a clean workspace.
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Sep 1, 2021 05:16
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low key sex master posted:Imagine your poop being on display haha "created"
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Sep 1, 2021 05:26
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Well, I definitely remember now that I had some habanero BEEF jerky yesterday
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Sep 1, 2021 22:24
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Crosspost from the goon colorectal health discord: 5/5. Extreme relief Mild effort Minimal wiping Feel a pound lighter
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Dropped a fatty. 10/10. Approx 15 inches long and 2.5 inches in diameter. Felt so satisfying.
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Sep 4, 2021 22:20
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Finally pulled the trigger on a bidet for the main bathroom. All deuce-related activities have improved by at least 75%.
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making GBS threads with so much force that it unclogs my toilet
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Chinatown posted:i make poopie!!!!
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Last night was just liquid hot acid. Very bad 0/100 Not sure what did it to me but I have been eating nothing but poo poo and fast food. Tonight decided to make a home cooked meal and somehow managed to overcook the roast and undercook the vegetables.
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Got something brewing in my rear end right now. Didn't make much take poo poo this morning, and got good and loaded last night. So I expect this one is going to be pretty wet and steamy. Will let the thread know what happens when I ram this one out.
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Sep 7, 2021 01:12
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Let loose this morning with a nice long brown snake all coiled up in the bowl.
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Sep 7, 2021 14:16
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Let loose this morning with a nice long brown snake all coiled up in the bowl. Lol have some more honeycomb. 
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Sep 7, 2021 14:59
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LuckyCat posted:Not sure what did it to me but I have been eating nothing but poo poo Quit eating poop?
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I probably have h.Pylori and I would like to stop making GBS threads now please, thank you. My burps smell and taste like rotten eggs, please stop this.
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Chief McHeath posted:Quit eating poop? Who named you the Chief of McHealth 
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Sep 7, 2021 16:44
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Found a veeeery out of the way quiet bathroom at my casino hotel in Vegas. Fully walled stalls, marble floors, ice cold AC. True Luxury
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