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evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

1001 Arabian dicks posted:

my girlfriend and I have been officially dating for about two weeks, yesterday we were having sex and i came really hard so i started to pull away, prompting her to stop and ask me if I’m okay. i immediately burst out in tears. i had never received that sort of respect before, the few other girls i had been with before never cared if i was hurt or if i started crying it was almost like a part of the game to them; it shouldn’t be a big deal or mean that much that she had the human decency to check on me but i’ve just never experienced it before,i’ve never felt like someone was actually concerned about my well being and my feelings. it’s nice to finally feel cared for like this

I came here to post a suggestion this was somehow related to the latest craziness in the Dominic deegan thread but this is actually wholesome and good on you.

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Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
Lmao I only cry when i'm NOT having sex, which is all the time :mmmsmug:

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

My penis cries red after sex every time

bagual
Oct 29, 2010

inconspicuous
one time i cried before sex, i was kinda sad and a good cry is all i needed to get it out of my system. then a couple of days later i had sex

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

SidneyIsTheKiller posted:

Your jizz is green?

You’re thinking of pert plus. Prell is jizz colored. I wouldn’t ever use pert plus for fake jizz to slip out of bed early. I’m not a loving monster.

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

SilkyP posted:

i cried during sex the other day but i was watching this


Kramering into thread shouting "what dreams may come"

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
The last time I cried during sex the priest told me to shut the gently caress up because nobody would believe me anyway.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
Keep going op I’m almost there.

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

wesleywillis posted:

The last time I cried during sex the priest told me to shut the gently caress up because nobody would believe me anyway.

Lord Decimus Barnacle
Jun 25, 2005


Hell Gem
Lol at all you throwing away your limited chi to other people

You should be crying

tractor man
Nov 11, 2021

I wish i could cry more often. Havent cried in years

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

tractor man posted:

I wish i could cry more often. Havent cried in years

Have you tried rereading your own posts

tractor man
Nov 11, 2021

What do you mean

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

tractor man posted:

What do you mean

They make ME cry so I thought it'd help you

aceface
Dec 27, 2017

Have you tried turning it off and on again?
You'll have plenty of time to cry while you're burning in hell for the rest of eternity for having premarital relations OP :colbert:

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

aceface posted:

You'll have plenty of time to cry while you're burning in hell for the rest of eternity for having premarital relations OP :colbert:

No it's fine they were all already married

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Imagine having sex in 2021 lol just lmao

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Imagine not openly weeping with your partner during intercourse because you don't have enough of a spiritual emotional connection

Couldn't be me

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

I hosed during sex!!!

oh, word?

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Both my partners and I weep at the sight of my nude body

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
I cried during sex once but then the priest took me out for ice cream and made it all better.

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr
Dec 22, 2018

I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

Why don't you cry during sex anymore? I think web have grown apart.

Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015

:hellyeah::histdowns:
I cried during sex the other day. Also after. And before. And I didn't have sex.
I cried during never having had sex the other day.

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr posted:

Why don't you cry during sex anymore? I think web have grown apart.

I had my ducts tied

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side

Spinz posted:

I'm quite glad I'm not one of those chicks that faints after an O

but do you ask if your bf is okay?

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
If you put a mirror over your bed you'll always cry during sex

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Mooom! Stop trying to pickle onions in my lube bucket!

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
One simple trick to always cry during sex - just oniondick your bf

LBJs Jumbo Dick
May 6, 2007
Tacos! Tacos! Tacos!
I knew my ex girlfriend and I were going to break up when she stopped crying after sex. So you probably should keep doing it every time OP.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
If you posted this in E/N in 2009 you would've gotten banned OP

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



I’m crying right now OP

No sex tho

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

EorayMel posted:

If you posted this in E/N in 2009 you would've gotten banned OP

MY GIRLFRIEND

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


i cry on my penis all the time.

Sex_Marxist
Dec 14, 2016

I LOVE MY DEAD GAY SON
I usually cry before sex, when they point and laugh at my small penis

A CRAB IRL
May 6, 2009

If you're looking for me, you better check under the sea

I was sick on someone during sex once by accident is that the same

Ape Fist
Feb 23, 2007

Nowadays, you can do anything that you want; anal, oral, fisting, but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.
My kids watch this TV show on YouTube called Ryan's World and there's a woman on it who does arts and crafts and she has absolutely honking loving milkers and she's all curvy and poo poo, noice.

Good Job on crying, OP.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

A CRAB IRL posted:

I was sick on someone during sex once by accident is that the same

Yeah pretty much. Your stomach was crying via your mouth.

Horrorosaurus
Oct 22, 2010

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Do u remember when they all clap and cheer or some poo poo lol. That movie is brutally 90s

painful, yes, but really the awkward silence slowly giving way to relief, followed by joyous laughter and cheering after your mom finally decided to take u home mid film improved the experience. Hell, we all stood up and clapped.

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

1001 Arabian dicks posted:

my girlfriend and I have been officially dating for about two weeks, yesterday we were having sex and i came really hard so i started to pull away, prompting her to stop and ask me if I’m okay. i immediately burst out in tears. i had never received that sort of respect before, the few other girls i had been with before never cared if i was hurt or if i started crying it was almost like a part of the game to them; it shouldn’t be a big deal or mean that much that she had the human decency to check on me but i’ve just never experienced it before,i’ve never felt like someone was actually concerned about my well being and my feelings. it’s nice to finally feel cared for like this

She said "are you gay?" Not "are you okay?" She was worried about if she had forced someone unsure of their own sexual identity into coerced sex and felt guilty...she called me literally seconds after and told me. Yikes, I think you should probably explain that you cum from your tear ducts to save yourself here.

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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Come* back op, and tell us more





*(cum)

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