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TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.




"Stay social with its transparent design for clear face visibility."

this face visibility is so drat clear it's almost like I'm not wearing a mask




finally people can concentrate on what I'm saying instead of being distracted by a mask

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ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
Gamer fork. It's got LEDs and costs $200

Jay_Zombie
Apr 20, 2007

We're sealing the tunnel!
The Call of Duty Online Chat Thesaurus.
Up your trash talk game.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
A buttplug that autotunes your farts.

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Applewhite posted:

A buttplug that autotunes your farts.

T-Pain? More like A-Pain

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Jay_Zombie posted:

The Call of Duty Online Chat Thesaurus.
Up your trash talk game.

Wow, you'd think n would only be 1/26th of the dictionary.

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler
Mountain dew and doritos flavored ivermectin

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
A $990 resin xenomorph sculpture but with Bayonetta's rear end.

Wilkins Micawber
Jan 27, 2005

as we leave this existence
looking for another
Fallen Rib
Ivermectin flavored mountain dew and Doritos

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
23 and me but it's made up and fantasy races

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014



kntfkr posted:

23 and me but it's made up and fantasy races

suspiciously avoids Orcish races

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008

i was told my old av was distracting
Nacho flavored amphetamine

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
A dildo for straight men.

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


JeffLeonard posted:

MORE THAN THAT!

i said MORE

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008

i was told my old av was distracting

runnypoops
Mar 26, 2016

been there. done that. prove yourself to me.
A steam game that when purchased adds 2-3 inches to your dick

Ralph Crammed In
May 11, 2007

Let's get clean and smart


A series of games with poo poo graphics and God awful gameplay mechanics and a brutal learning curve with no ingame instruction on what you are supposed to be doing for uber-nerds to play because it's got a 'great storytelling'.

FuriousGeorge
Jan 23, 2006

Ah, the simple joys of a monkey knife-fight.
Grimey Drawer
Eh, just throw some Japanese poo poo on it, who gives a gently caress, it's $3 drafts at B-Dubs tonight.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Gamer meth

It's meth for gamers


Sonic is on the wrapper

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Shinjobi posted:

Gamer meth

It's meth for gamers


Sonic is on the wrapper

Gotta go fast!

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

(the joke is that I am being literal here) a hat with an applique of a cartoon rhubarb

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
A $345 resin sculpture of Mario's balls

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Periodic table of elements poster but instead of elements its all different controllers and systems throughout history.



I received this as a gift once.:smith:

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Periodic table of elements but it's all female game characters' boobs.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
Tri-force cock-ring

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Horse armor for your car

Jay_Zombie
Apr 20, 2007

We're sealing the tunnel!

runnypoops posted:

A steam game that when purchased adds 2-3 inches to your dick

Woooo! A 4 inch dick!

Jay_Zombie
Apr 20, 2007

We're sealing the tunnel!

Applewhite posted:

A $345 resin sculpture of Mario's balls

The same, but made out of that material they make Fleshlights out of.

Jay_Zombie
Apr 20, 2007

We're sealing the tunnel!
An xbox controller, but with a button that just makes it vibrate constantly.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Razer Trouser Snake QuakeCon Edition RGB Flesh Light

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Jay_Zombie posted:

Woooo! A 4 inch dick!

lol

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
Razer RGB Home Pregnancy Test

Jay_Zombie
Apr 20, 2007

We're sealing the tunnel!
A high end headset, with exceptional quality surround sound, and a high fidelity noise cancelling mic.

The mic is shaped like a penis.

epic random user
Dec 9, 2021

by sebmojo

oh

rain dogs
Apr 19, 2020

Mozi posted:

two words: vagina. bones.

Jay_Zombie
Apr 20, 2007

We're sealing the tunnel!
A Fortnite themed silverware set called "ForkKnife".

Jay_Zombie
Apr 20, 2007

We're sealing the tunnel!
Eve Online and WoW branded adult diapers.

The diapers are caffeinated.

Jay_Zombie
Apr 20, 2007

We're sealing the tunnel!
A nazi themed open world sandbox building game called MeinKraft.

Batterypowered7
Aug 8, 2009

The mist that chills you keeps me warm.

Applewhite posted:

A $320 resin statue of Zero Suit Samus with visibly erect nipples.

$640 for a resin statue of Futa Suit Samus

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Jay_Zombie
Apr 20, 2007

We're sealing the tunnel!
Mortal Combat.
It's just like the award winning game Mortal Kombat, but grammatically correct.

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