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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD posted:ny post - enjoy getting sexually assaulted in prison by a magnum dong, jared I find it hard to believe that the NY Post didn’t fit some sort of “foot long” pun in the prison rape headline.
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mom and dad fight a lot posted:I legitimately didn't know about the kid diddling, I thought it was just child porn. Indeed! Here's Jared discussing pro tips for seducing children: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7fywYUZqbk
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Gonna get a sando today. Probs not from the 'way though 
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Cheese and herb bread Italian BMT Provolone Lettuce Onions Jalapeños Banana peppers Olives Ranch Vinegar Oregano
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Outrail posted:The trick is to periodically give yourself a new trauma to cover up the old ones. It's like using credit cards to pay off other credit cards. I hate how accurate this post is.
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Bags Fly at Noon posted:I find it hard to believe that the NY Post didn’t fit some sort of “foot long” pun in the prison rape headline. https://mobile.twitter.com/nypost/s...red-footlong%2F
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Just thinkin about how Jared today. Wonderin where he's at.
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LadyAmbien posted:Just thinkin about how Jared today. Wonderin where he's at. why though
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I not-infrequently find myself thinking of that old Jared Galleria of Jewelry commercial where the maitre d' says "He vent to Jared!" in a really heavy Dracula accent. I wish I could find that online
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Sid Vicious posted:why though Look at this guy acting like he doesn't think of Jared Fogel each day.
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LadyAmbien posted:Look at this guy acting like he doesn't think of Jared Fogel each day. drat you got me
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LadyAmbien posted:Look at this guy acting like he doesn't think of Jared Fogel each day. I suppose if you’re of the right age cohort that there was a little of Jared Fogel in all of us
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Jan 10, 2022 01:11
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I used to go to the same club as Jared. He always had an entourage around him while he wore a silly baseball hat with like curly-ques on it, like pipe fitters. It was during the whole PUA heyday so I just thought that is what he was doing. He never seemed to get with anyone which I thought just meant a dweeb with money is.just a dweeb. I was at a Scottish pub (rip) down the street from the courthouse when he was convicted it was surreal.
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Vitruvian Manic posted:I used to go to the same club as Jared. He always had an entourage around him while he wore a silly baseball hat with like curly-ques on it, like pipe fitters. It was during the whole PUA heyday so I just thought that is what he was doing. He never seemed to get with anyone which I thought just meant a dweeb with money is.just a dweeb. Sounds like a real banging spot to frequent
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ErrorInvalidUser posted:emaciated prisoner jared I thought Dees died?
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Flowers for QAnon posted:Sounds like a real banging spot to frequent It was not. But it was 5 blocks from my old place and filled with drunk college chicks from a college known for basketball. And local celebrity Jared Fogel from Subway. After a messy breakup that kept me out of gay spaces for a while (outside of cruising joints like the Eagle) it was a solid place to avoid celibacy.
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the location near where i grew up has been there for almost 30 years and still has the wallpaper of various cities subway lines subway bread smell will always be associated with childhood much like jared 
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Vitruvian Manic posted:I used to go to the same club as Jared. He always had an entourage around him while he wore a silly baseball hat with like curly-ques on it, like pipe fitters. It was during the whole PUA heyday so I just thought that is what he was doing. He never seemed to get with anyone which I thought just meant a dweeb with money is.just a dweeb. Peacocking @ the club like Jared
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Chinatown posted:the location near where i grew up has been there for almost 30 years and still has the wallpaper of various cities subway lines that old decor owned. there's no fast food joint i can think of that looks better than it used to
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quote:Nigg, who is serving a 15-year sentence for being a felon in possession of a gun, pummeled Fogle in the prison recreation yard.
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Smugworth posted:We revamped our sweet onion chicken teriyaki and Jared no longer wants to gently caress kids! ClickHole / Quiznos did it in 2017: Shots Fired: Quiznos Has Hired Subway’s Jared Fogle For A New Ad Campaign Claiming That Quiznos Sandwiches Cured His Pedophilia
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What if cosby and Jared end up in the same prison cell. I think it would go a little something like this. Jared: Ah, this sandwich tastes funny. Cosby: Zabba doobop!!
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I think they are both a little too old to be sharing a room with each other.
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Wizard Master posted:What if cosby and Jared end up in the same prison cell. I think it would go a little something like this. lol
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do i dare EAT FRASCHE! today? 
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Chinatown posted:do i dare EAT FRASCHE! today? nah
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I bet he'd enjoy the novelty of it as penises that big are extremely rare.
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who need they footy ate?
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kdrudy posted:I bet he'd enjoy the novelty of it as penises that big are extremely rare. poo poo as heinous as this usually gets more than a 6er.
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Weka posted:Hi I'm an internationally famous pedophile and I'm releasing this statement to help keep me in the public eye. welcome to the mod team!
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Subway is like the worst of the fast food sandwich places but I just discovered one near me that's one of the rare ones with a drive-through, and the allure of not having to get out of my car to get a sandwich is mighty appealing...
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subway straight smells like feet and i will never eat one of their sandwiches. there's no need to. i'm not settling for subway. i can wait. gently caress subway. yawbus. bitch rear end chain. there was this kid at rutgers on the lacrosse team who got like a 0.2 average because his grandfather owned 10,000 subway franchises in the greater orlando area and there was no point in college. i just can't wrap my head around it being a successful chain. their food is unappetizing, it stinks and you can get the same thing in a supermarket for 1/2 the cost plus gently caress their colors. what are you sprite? John Deere? get the gently caress outta here
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Sid Vicious posted:i know im just one person yadda yadda but i havent gone to subway once since it all came out, plus i can make way better sandwiches than them Can you send me one please?
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kntfkr posted:subway straight smells like feet and i will never eat one of their sandwiches. there's no need to. i'm not settling for subway. i can wait. Let me know when you find this sandwich masterpiece at a supermarket for half the price, along with service with a smile from your local sandwich artist Smugworth posted:Cheese and herb bread
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Smugworth posted:Cheese and herb bread
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