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RepeatingMeme
Dec 27, 2012


this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited


A man keeps asking questions in the drunk thread and is steadily being ignored. Why do you hate these hypotheticals and how would you use this lesson to become a better person?

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William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



RepeatingMeme posted:

A very tiny man with a yellow hardhat pokes his head out from your nose to let you know somethings seriously wrong with your lymph system, a major backup in the nodes. He says theyre on it and not to worry, they'll get it back up and running itll just take a few hours. Then he pops his head back in and you never hear from him again. In 6 hours and 27 minutes you hear a small beep in your skull and kinda feel better in a subtle way you didnt notice you were uncomfortable in before.

Nobody else was around when this happened and in shock you didn't think to get a picture.

Do you tell anyone about this event?

I'm not drunk but I love this one and I would tell my wife, who would assume I was bullshitting at first and then assume hallucinations if I kept insisting it was real. If I showed no other signs of mental distress then over time she would eventually come around to believing me.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


What do you think of the new mod
Kind of a crum bum right?

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


How far can you stretch your anus?

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



currently blasted so open for business

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Zil posted:

How far can you stretch your anus?

I've never had anything in my butt but I'd like to try it

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Smugworth posted:

What do you think of the new mod
Kind of a crum bum right?

he closed the vtuber thread which is pretty lame i like slapfight threads

also i hate u

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



in a forums sense of the word hate anyway

you're probably okay irl

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



if I close my eyes right now I will vomit 100%

ama PLZ

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



here's a question for everybody else what would you name a daughter if you had one (or if you do have one and aren't afraid to share...plz don't dox your daughters if you don't feel comfortable or if you think they wouldn't feel comfortable)

top 3:
Aoife
Alexandra
Lilith

others:
Abigail
Heather (wife doesn't approve)
Melissa
Amanda (but she doesn't get to be a mandy or antyhing that's lame)
Samantha

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



I've decided not to have kids because I don't want to pass along thetype 1 diabetes but I sitll think about these things

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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William Henry Hairytaint posted:

here's a question for everybody else what would you name a daughter if you had one (or if you do have one and aren't afraid to share...plz don't dox your daughters if you don't feel comfortable or if you think they wouldn't feel comfortable)

Djibouti

RepeatingMeme
Dec 27, 2012


this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited


U have to take a phat shid an ther no tp left in the hot summer portajohn you found refuge in. Do you use ur thumb to clean up ur blasted bhole or just hike up ur jeans an cowboy walk back to the family reunion ur at

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



RepeatingMeme posted:

U have to take a phat shid an ther no tp left in the hot summer portajohn you found refuge in. Do you use ur thumb to clean up ur blasted bhole or just hike up ur jeans an cowboy walk back to the family reunion ur at

I would never attend a family reunion

RepeatingMeme
Dec 27, 2012


this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited


Fine fine sure, ur anime convention / renfair / supermarket super sale. Pick ur poison

RepeatingMeme
Dec 27, 2012


this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited


You slipped and bangd ur testicle on a stray Lincoln log you left lying around during playtime, ur insurance wont cover a scan but gosh darn this is a weird pain you've never felt before and its started swelling. Do you sell ur funko pop collection at a hugely reduced Price (not appreciated in value enough yet} to get the doctor help or do you decide itll be ok an save your investment so u can retire?

RepeatingMeme
Dec 27, 2012


this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited


It was ur left teste btw

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



could you stop posting itt plz

RepeatingMeme
Dec 27, 2012


this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited


Excuse me i thought this was an ask us anything thread, what sort of poo poo does your drunk rear end wanna answer then

RepeatingMeme
Dec 27, 2012


this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited


Whats ur favorite color bish

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

RepeatingMeme posted:

Whats ur favorite color bish

you talk alot. Do you need a friend?

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

i love smonkin weed

TheSpamalope
Dec 30, 2008

by sebmojo
Lipstick Apathy
hey wats up

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

ben shapino posted:

i love smonkin weed

Avoiding the question. putting that on your personal record

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

Avoiding the question. putting that on your personal record

cant help but notice you didnt answer that other guys question tho

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

my favorite color is green (the color of weed)

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

ben shapino posted:

cant help but notice you didnt answer that other guys question tho

What's up isn't a question, its a greeting

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011




nm I'm sobered up enough that I think I can close my eyes without puking but I still have a ways to go

gonna play UO Outlands later and probably get PKed

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

What's up isn't a question, its a greeting

i meant RepeatingMeme u jerk

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



oh I took it as a question

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

oh I took it as a question

now you know better

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

ben shapino posted:

my favorite color is green (the color of weed)

Verde

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

azul

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

here's a question for everybody else what would you name a daughter if you had one (or if you do have one and aren't afraid to share...plz don't dox your daughters if you don't feel comfortable or if you think they wouldn't feel comfortable)

top 3:
Aoife
Alexandra
Lilith

others:
Abigail
Heather (wife doesn't approve)
Melissa
Amanda (but she doesn't get to be a mandy or antyhing that's lame)
Samantha

Sarah or Emily

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

I've never had anything in my butt but I'd like to try it

How would Lady Hairytaint respond to you asking to be pegged ?

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

How would Lady Hairytaint respond to you asking to be pegged ?

she exists only for my pleasure

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



she's threatening me help

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
How has your typing been during the previous 3 pages? A good number of forced typos?

Papa Was A Video Toaster
Jan 9, 2011





Can you draw a dragon?

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Papa Was A Video Toaster posted:

Can you draw a dragon?

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