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Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe

Billy Ray Blowjob posted:

This post reads like youre squeezing it out of a sausage skin.

It's true in a manner of speaking :wiggle:

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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


My calculations show a distinct and quantifiable lack of gay ITT, this is unacceptable.

Lascivious Sloth
Apr 26, 2008

by sebmojo






Turrurrurrurrrrrrr
Dec 22, 2018

I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

Weka posted:

Maths is quite gay but I think it could do better and be even gayer.

Infinite gay, is it possible? Can it be imaginary?

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr posted:

Infinite gay, is it possible? Can it be imaginary?

Don't worry. You are approaching infinite gay.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Is math being gay supposed to have some connotation to it?

Do we not want gay math or to laugh at gay math?

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
Math isn't gay enough - need to switch out sigma notation for ligma notation.

Also most integrals are evaluated at the limit where dx (dicks) go to 0 so we really should be evaluating as DX goes to infinity.

Alucard fucked around with this message at 16:39 on Apr 17, 2022

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I'm more into The Gay Science TBH.

SAY YOHO
Oct 5, 2021

Alucard posted:

Math isn't gay enough - need to switch out sigma notation for ligma notation.

Also most integrals are evaluated at the limit where dx (dicks) go to 0 so we really should be evaluating as DX goes to infinity.

Or in your case infinitesimals.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

SAY YOHO posted:

Or in your case infinitesimals.

:iceburn:

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug

Somebody get an ambulance, I need to go to the L'Hôpital

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

BigBadSteve posted:

Don't worry. You are approaching infinite gay.

The more positive tone of the forums in recent years is really nice. We've come full circle to calling each other gay, but now it's a compliment!

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Shut up Weka

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Bea Nanner
Oct 20, 2003

Je suis excité!
gently caress math right in the pussy

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
My worst subject. Give me a math calculator instead. Otherwise, I will just expound bullshit.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


There's a calculator for gay?

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
If your gay you can't multiply, so math can't possibly be gay.

velocirapstar
Oct 8, 2018

Get Confident, Stupid!

By popular demand posted:

There's a calculator for gay?

Any calculator can be gay if you want it to be

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
The original stories in the bible were written by primitive desert nomads who thought they would be stuck living that same life style forever, so not only were they ignorant but they also thought their lovely lifestyle is how their god wanted them to live, hence why modern christians want to live like complete shitstains.

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
hypocrisy and discouraging self reflection are built into their theology it's mean to make fun of someone because of the religion they choose to follow

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Maybe don't choose to follow a religion where there's only one God and the only thing that matters is doing whatever he says without question or else he'll torture you forever?

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam
Any time I see the phrase "Prohibited Topics" I get just a bit worried...

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
There was a bathroom in my school. A lady enticed me into booth.

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam

BigBadSteve posted:

Next year all remaining math textbooks will be banned because they contain filthy material like two men in the same example, or 1 woman and 1 man in the same example but they're not married, etc.

"Jesus has twelve disciples. If one betrays him, how many does he have left?"

"The average Seraphim has 1,000 eyes. If it is watching over 5 individuals, how many eyes is it using on each one? (Show your work.)"

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
The words of wisdom is false. IT is because I belive in the bible not fiction.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Ironic that christians claim anything is too gay when their own holy book endlessly sucks off a male god who is the ultimate male power fantasy and the very first human he made was a man in his image.

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
wish it were more gay

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
G_d doesn't even wrassle, He's no male power fantasy

Placeholder
Sep 24, 2008


all signs point to yes

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Colonel Cancer posted:

G_d doesn't even wrassle, He's no male power fantasy

Actually there is a story in the bible where he does wrestle.

He loses though, which means the guy he lost to is the real ultimate male power fantasy.

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



Yaldabaoth posted:

Actually there is a story in the bible where he does wrestle.

He loses though, which means the guy he lost to is the real ultimate male power fantasy.

Was the one he lost to gay?

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

sigher posted:

Was the one he lost to gay?

have you met a Jacob? Come on

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Turrurrurrurrrrrrr
Dec 22, 2018

I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

Private Cumshoe posted:

wish it were more gay

is math enough gay?

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