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CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Tom Smykowski posted:

The first I remember was that mspaint with the guy on the ceiling or whatever the gently caress. poo poo was hilarious

This?

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Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
Pele and Oddjob getting married. Their mollusk child.

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
the thread where everyone was playing the freeware hentai game called True Love

Back then that poo poo was funny now it's just the steam front page

edit: thought about it again, True Love is still funny, the bad ending was you ending up gay lmao

edit2: and im gay

Private Cumshoe fucked around with this message at 04:35 on Apr 20, 2022

Defenistrator
Mar 27, 2007
Ask me about my burritos
Kid buys Viagra online with his mom's CC, comes to SA for help. goons call his mom... "Hello, I'm from the internet"

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
Hey guys my name is esco and my teacher is really cool

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
I don’t remember at all, but I must have bought my account pretty quick because I don’t remember ever seeing the word filters for pubbies.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


The fecal lasagna story was linked to me.

manero
Jan 30, 2006

I vaguely remember a thread about someone who maybe caught their neighbor stealing their electricity, and they proceeded to gently caress with them by maybe cutting the power or feeding more power into the line or something?

I only remember bits and pieces, but I think the goon recorded video of moment of the power being cut at night.

After typing this out it sounds boring as hell but it seemed hilarious back then.

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

manero posted:

I vaguely remember a thread about someone who maybe caught their neighbor stealing their electricity, and they proceeded to gently caress with them by maybe cutting the power or feeding more power into the line or something?

I only remember bits and pieces, but I think the goon recorded video of moment of the power being cut at night.

After typing this out it sounds boring as hell but it seemed hilarious back then.

have you heard of the yorba linda water district

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



manero posted:

I vaguely remember a thread about someone who maybe caught their neighbor stealing their electricity, and they proceeded to gently caress with them by maybe cutting the power or feeding more power into the line or something?

I only remember bits and pieces, but I think the goon recorded video of moment of the power being cut at night.

After typing this out it sounds boring as hell but it seemed hilarious back then.

Are you thinking of "Someone is stealing cable from me"?

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=1844470&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

Flunky
Jan 2, 2014

aside from 9/11, the earliest (2001?) random thread i can remember reading was titled something like "So I think I hosed a [r-word]". the OP posted a crappy digital photo of the top of a naked woman's bent-over rear end and i doubt it was consensual. ancient gbs was full of lovely people

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Flunky posted:

aside from 9/11, the earliest (2001?) random thread i can remember reading was titled something like "So I think I hosed a [r-word]". the OP posted a crappy digital photo of the top of a naked woman's bent-over rear end and i doubt it was consensual. ancient gbs was full of lovely people

you sweet summer child

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side
"All your base" lol

Back when that went viral and social media were web forums, there were a tons of threads on tons of different forums of people making those and it was extremely hard to track down exactly which forum it originated on.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Bula Vinaka posted:

"All your base" lol

Back when that went viral and social media were web forums, there were a tons of threads on tons of different forums of people making those and it was extremely hard to track down exactly which forum it originated on.

I saw that Foxtrot comic too

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
How did the Laziest Men on Mars get involved ?

Dicere
Oct 31, 2005
Non plaudite modo pecuniam jacite.

Earliest memory was before getting registered; The Front Page on Jacqueline Mackie Paisley Passey: High Quality Woman.

Earliest thread I can remember is a toss up between trolling Gorgeous George or John Ladd and Roman Systems Engineering.

I got morbidly curious about Ladd years ago and am sad to report both him and his sexy scientist girlfriend are deceased.

XeeD
Jul 10, 2001
I see invisible dumptrucks.
Beats me, honestly. I do remember everything being orange and not blue though.

The Butcher
Apr 20, 2005

Well, at least we tried.
Nap Ghost
I'm sure there was dumb silly poo poo before it but one that always stood out is:

"Watch Bush start a war"

Media was wayyy slower to crib from internet stuff back then to do their jobs for them, and that was very fast, way before any pressers were ready, or the pundits weighing in. And whoever that was, was obviously right.

And I was just like... gently caress. Yup, some poo poo is going down here.

And now here we are.

manero
Jan 30, 2006


Holy poo poo, that's exactly it! They used an etherkiller through the cable system.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
I do not have the will to hunt down enemies.

Grab Im Moor
Apr 4, 2022

I don't know anymore but The Demon Rush & Dominic Deegan threads were some of the earlier binge readings I remember.
That failed Scarlet Fog MMORPG project was a good one too https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94v0GgP9-dw

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

I'm pretty sure it was a LP I don't remember what one.

TK8325
Sep 22, 2014



Das Boo posted:

Whichever thread it was that had the poo poo/piss on the ceiling picture. MS Paint Embarrassing Childhood Moments?

that was mine too. the poster was telhix

1secondpersecond
Nov 12, 2008


I might have read threads before it, but the P-P-P-Powerbook saga is the earliest one that I remember vividly.
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=1016390

Un chien andalou
Oct 22, 2008

The pipe is leaking
Read a screenshot from SA on some other forum probably around 2005 or so. This girl was posting about how she liked to be peed on, but the guy she was with had a weak stream and she couldn't properly get off unless there was good pressure behind the piss. So she was posting asking people for their advice to get her boyfriends urinary pressure up so she could come harder.

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com

Lifepuzzler posted:

One of the "Putting inappropriate music in movie scenes" threads. Someone posted Sam Jackson falling down the stairs in Unbreakable with the NBA on NBC theme playing, and caused me to cry laugh for about 10 whole minutes.

I would kill to see this

The first thread I remember reading after registering was KEYBOARD GOOP

Before registering was probably the l4d1 thread

The Butcher
Apr 20, 2005

Well, at least we tried.
Nap Ghost

Un chien andalou posted:

Read a screenshot from SA on some other forum probably around 2005 or so. This girl was posting about how she liked to be peed on, but the guy she was with had a weak stream and she couldn't properly get off unless there was good pressure behind the piss. So she was posting asking people for their advice to get her boyfriends urinary pressure up so she could come harder.

That is certainly an interesting post and av combo.

empty whippet box
Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Vinnie diesel jokes that turned into chuck Norris jokes, definitely wasn't the first I read but the first I remember for sure

The Wicked ZOGA
Jan 27, 2022
Probation
Can't post for 4 days!

Grab Im Moor posted:

I don't know anymore but The Demon Rush & Dominic Deegan threads were some of the earlier binge readings I remember.
That failed Scarlet Fog MMORPG project was a good one too https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94v0GgP9-dw

The best part about The Demon Rush is that he's still making games, and they're still total arse

The Wicked ZOGA
Jan 27, 2022
Probation
Can't post for 4 days!
Like you'd think after however long it's been that he might have actually developed some kind of talent. No?

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

1secondpersecond posted:

I might have read threads before it, but the P-P-P-Powerbook saga is the earliest one that I remember vividly.
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=1016390

Same



Forever burned into my memory

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Woke-ism

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


i've been posting too long, i don't remember entire forums i used to post in. lots of old gbs threads probably like rolandtower (?) making a flamethrower

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
I remember chickensuit and thechirgeon having a very good artist battle.

I also remember the guy that lit his children's swing set on fire trying to murder a swarm of bees with high octane gasoline

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
I remember a guy who bought an account on his first day of college and posted about his day. Specifically I remember him having pooped and not having toilet paper and being forced to use a mattress warning label to wipe. More specifically I remember the sentence "you know those shits that just won't come clean"

An Ounce of Gold
Jul 13, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Mine was the original All Your Base thread. I wanted to make photoshops!

I was "talking" to some people in Everquest and they kept saying it when we killed people in PVP. That led me here.

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
also i remember the OG thread where it was like "Share college survival tips" and some guy posted the "leave your door open"

pliable
Sep 26, 2003

this is what u get for "180 x 180 avatars"

this is what u fucking get u bithc
Fun Shoe
poo poo, in trying to remember by googling around, I think I found it lol:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=711267

Nipple Bandit's F-Zero rant is legendary, and few days later I bought my account and here I am now a decrepit old man reminiscing about his good ol' days on the internet gently caress I need to get outside

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Un chien andalou posted:

Read a screenshot from SA on some other forum probably around 2005 or so. This girl was posting about how she liked to be peed on, but the guy she was with had a weak stream and she couldn't properly get off unless there was good pressure behind the piss. So she was posting asking people for their advice to get her boyfriends urinary pressure up so she could come harder.

I think that was closer to 2007-8 because I remember it, and I think I had just registered about that time. It's in the gold mine iirc.

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Combo
Aug 19, 2003



I was definitely reading the forums during 9/11/01 but I wasn't registered (or if I was, I wasn't posting).

I remember basement pool, Esco, Microwave's Hot Mom, Big Peeler, GE Cafe, fecal lasagna, and a bunch of other things mentioned so far.

Also I'm pretty sure I bought this smiley :cthulhu:

ChickenSuit drew my avatar in one of his many threads, and then a couple years later made me a Christmas version which I've been too lazy to change since.

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