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Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug

worm girl posted:

If someone handed me a sword and said "kill yourself" i would turn their own sword against them. It was foolish to hand it to me in the first place.

Then I take off my samurai helmet and everyone is shocked that I'm a lady like that scene in Sandlot or maybe it was Little Giants. Pretty much all my time travel fantasies involve a scene like this for realism/immersion

Actually it was Metroid the video game where that scene happened

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Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
You know that weird run that samurai do, where they don't really use their thighs and just move their shins real quick? Escape is very easy if you're not afraid to employ the normal human stride

Killed a Girl in 96
Jun 15, 2001

DON'T STOP CAN'T STOP
If some pussy bitch Samurai tried to fake their death in front of me, rest assured I Would Kick Their loving rear end. Extremely dishonorable imho.

Lascivious Sloth
Apr 26, 2008

by sebmojo
Samurai porn she falls on her dildo after dishonering her family by doing bukkake

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