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SpaceAceJase
Nov 8, 2008

and you
have proved
to be...

a real shitty poster,
and a real james
Smashing my Nelly Furtado CDs right now because I just found out she's CANADIAN and not some exotic Portuguese princess

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Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
she eat the man :aaaaa:

Roundup Ready
Mar 10, 2004

ACCIDENTAL SHIT POSTER


Sometimes I call my cat Nelly Furtato when she hunkers down and looks like a fat potato covered in fur

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Anybody say Nelly Furdoodoo yet

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
I'm like a bird was 22 years ago

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Charles Bukowski posted:

I'm like a bird was 22 years ago

A lot of things happened in the past if you think about it

naem
May 29, 2011






Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
I think she looked older 20 years ago. And less pale skinned?

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug
How can someone so short have a hard time finding a shirt that fits?

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Hwoah Nelly!!!

jazzyhattrick
Jul 1, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Anybody say Nelly Furdoodoo yet

Dude, Smelly Turdfarto was right there for the taking. How could you fail so spectacularly?

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
i am like the turd
i'm always flushed away
i don't where my home is
i just know where the bowl is

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

jazzyhattrick posted:

Dude, Smelly Turdfarto was right there for the taking. How could you fail so spectacularly?

:negative:

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Junk posted:

oh is it time for the yearly victoria bc honeypot thread?

i graduated from the same high school as nelly furtado (years after she did) and we were never allowed to forget that she went to our school, there'd be like Nelly Furtado Day or some poo poo like that
GO RAMS!!!!

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

Big Beef City posted:

A lot of things happened in the past if you think about it

Holy poo poo, mind open

Everything in the past already happened

And everything that already happened is in the past

And things that happen now are already in the past by the time your eyes and brain determine what they were

So there isn't any real present it's all on like tape delay

Damnit Nelly now I have no concept of time so I guess I'll go back in time to Foot Locker in the present and get some AF1s to wear now but also in the past?

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

Is that why you need two pair ??

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

Maybe that's the reason there ain't no point in tryin them on they know I'm buying them because what I'm doing now already happened in the past but they already saw it but I also know the future so I don't try on the shoes????

gently caress!

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

She was on that song with Timbaland and Justin Timberlake, where they dissed Scott Storch, Janet Jackson, and Prince; and she didn't have anyone to diss and it was kind of awkward.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgoiSJ23cSc

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Edmund Sparkler posted:

She was on that song with Timbaland and Justin Timberlake, where they dissed Scott Storch, Janet Jackson, and Prince; and she didn't have anyone to diss and it was kind of awkward.

Birds care not for earthly trifles

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Absolutely bird like

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

gleebster posted:

How can someone so short have a hard time finding a shirt that fits?

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



I don't know where my home is

I don't know where my phone is

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Anyway enough about Nelly Birdtado

Who here remembers Natasha Bedingfield? I liked some of her songs

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
Paper Planes is my favorite song of hers.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Remember Airplanes that had Hayley Williams on it, and then B.o.B. turned out to be a Flat Earther lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kn6-c223DUU

Pentaro
May 5, 2013


kntfkr posted:

meredith brooks is a bitch

She is also a lover, a child AND a mother.

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

Put on Alanis Morissette's Jagged Little Pill right now I dare you.

Do it because it owns.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Saalkin posted:

Put on Alanis Morissette's Jagged Little Pill right now I dare you.

Do it because it owns.

Indeed it does.

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

Phlegmish posted:

I don't know where my home is

I don't know where my phone is

Are those....not the lyrics? :confused:

naem
May 29, 2011

Phlegmish posted:

Anyway enough about Nelly Birdtado

Who here remembers Natasha Bedingfield? I liked some of her songs





also shirtically challenged

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Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



She has since fallen on hard times, and can now only afford half a shirt

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