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Just had a shower and now I got that clean dick op, feels good man
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:piggy smalls has an unbelievable penchant for the self dunk. this must be a gimmick Wish it was t true what I wrote. Sadly it’s true.
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Infidel Castro posted:Piggy Smalls? More like Dicky Smells. I sense a new forum name is in my future.
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https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/north/alaska-crab-season-cancelled-1.6613694 OPs dick takes another victim
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Oct 14, 2022 18:08
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Op is providing an entirely new habitat for them, how is that his fault?
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Oct 14, 2022 18:14
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op, odious penis
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Ol’ Stinky Dick OP
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When you do eventually clean your dick before causing TSS, shave your boys too. Your friend might give them more attention when it's not like licking an unpeeled kiwi that also smells like a grave. Everyone wins.
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Oct 14, 2022 18:21
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N24fVEJyQKM
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I keep my dick and ball area neatly trimmed but I have a loving brillo pad hanging off my taint and rear end in a top hat. When I poo poo the turd pushes through the nest of rear end hair and what’s left in the toilet looks like a pile of chocolate spaghetti ffs 
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Jillian poo poo posted:I keep my dick and ball area neatly trimmed but I have a loving brillo pad hanging off my taint and rear end in a top hat. When I poo poo the turd pushes through the nest of rear end hair and what’s left in the toilet looks like a pile of chocolate spaghetti ffs thank you, Jillian poo poo, for describing ur poo poo in the dirty dick thread  smdh goons can't even stay on topic
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Oct 14, 2022 19:03
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Pls op I’m shy and don’t like talking about my penis but I wanted to contribute 
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyR-FYwUpGg
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Oct 14, 2022 20:25
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Polish your dick with beeswax until you can see your face in it.
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Oct 14, 2022 20:40
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Dril tweet but it’s op refusing to wash his dick
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Oct 14, 2022 20:44
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Coat your dick with a healthy 1/8" layer of vaseline
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Oct 14, 2022 20:46
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Clean ur D in her BH first dumny
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Oct 14, 2022 20:46
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You gotta take her out to eat somewhere she likes, that way when you get a little poo poo on your helmet she likes the taste of suckin it clean. 
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Oct 14, 2022 20:48
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Lol that op is a healthcare provider, and also had fruiting mushrooms growing in his bathroom.
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lol I think most people posting on these here forums were more familiar with “nerd” or “dweeb” itch
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im gay itch
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Jillian poo poo posted:I keep my dick and ball area neatly trimmed but I have a loving brillo pad hanging off my taint and rear end in a top hat. When I poo poo the turd pushes through the nest of rear end hair and what’s left in the toilet looks like a pile of chocolate spaghetti ffs How well do you clean your rear end hair after a poo poo? (I'd be having a shower every time if I let my rear end/taint hair grow that wild.) And have any sexual partners commented on the smell? (Not much of a derail really btw, it's all about smelly stuff between the thighs and the waist.) Edit: Also, name/post combo!
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My penis is very small and smells of prawns, my friend who I experiment with (NOT GAY!) says it makes him feel sick to suck it, but his penis is nice, I like to suck that. I know I cant make my penis bigger, but I want it to stop smelling of prawns, I shower every other day and spend 5 minutes with a sponge doing vigorous rubbing untill my end is sore, but no it still smells. help? -Blufftrash
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Bula Vinaka posted:My penis is very small and smells of prawns, my friend who I experiment with (NOT GAY!) says it makes him feel sick to suck it, but his penis is nice, I like to suck that. I know I cant make my penis bigger, but I want it to stop smelling of prawns, I shower every other day and spend 5 minutes with a sponge doing vigorous rubbing untill my end is sore, but no it still smells. help? Shower every day
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interwhat posted:Clean ur D in her BH first dumny That's right op, that's what the Bath Hole is for!
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Oct 16, 2022 14:09
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How about an update OP, I'm twitching with anticipation.
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Oct 16, 2022 14:24
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Unfortunately, OP has passed away from gangrene of the dick (GD)
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every so often my gf grumbles at me for not taking an STD test (the health service refused to send me one because i said i was not promiscuous and didn't think i had any STDs). the reason she wanted me to take the test is because she thought I might have AIDS i've got these red spots in a few places and she thinks they might be AIDS lesions. i have to remind her that i've had them since i was about 7 and am still not dead
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HORSE-SLAUGHTERER posted:every so often my gf grumbles at me for not taking an STD test (the health service refused to send me one because i said i was not promiscuous and didn't think i had any STDs). the reason she wanted me to take the test is because she thought I might have AIDS If you haven't had an STD test since 3 months after you last stopped having sex/oral without condoms (virus development time so it's testable) assuming you ever did practice unsafe sex, then why not go get one, any GP will do it (or lie to the STD clinic a bit about your sexual history to get it free). It's an easy simple almost painless test, and if it's (God-willing, sounds like it will be) negative result, then if you stay faithful to your gf and ever do get an STD while with her, you can verbally abuse her for negging your poz hole. If that happens (and God-willing it won't), I will not suggest that you call her an "HIV whore" like Larry Flynt did to his partner in the biographical film "The People vs. Larry Flynt", but if you do, pls post about it, as it was very funny in the movie. I forget what she called him in return, "filthy cripple" or something, does anyone remember? Edit: Also demand your gf gets a test. If she claims to have never had unsafe sex, tell her with a straight face that she might have caught it off a toilet seat or from swimming pool water, and refuse to be convinced otherwise. BigBadSteve fucked around with this message at 07:50 on Oct 17, 2022 |
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Actually, life is an STD and it is 99% fatal
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Actually... [begins guitar riff] life is an STD and it is 99% fatal I wanna ride it all night long If you're goin' my way Well, I wanna die this all night long
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OP got the dilz ills
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Mine smells like peaches, op
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Big Beef City posted:Mine smells like peaches, op this is a sign of dick cancer, sadly. sorry you had to find out this way
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Oct 17, 2022 14:42
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I'll never wash my dick, its seasoned like a cast iron pan
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With smoking hot oil?
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HORSE-SLAUGHTERER posted:every so often my gf grumbles at me for not taking an STD test (the health service refused to send me one because i said i was not promiscuous and didn't think i had any STDs). the reason she wanted me to take the test is because she thought I might have AIDS RIP
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:this is a sign of dick cancer, sadly. sorry you had to find out this way I'm going to cut it off and take it in to the Dr's
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A wise man.
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