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How much of this are you going to watch?
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MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Zach's off to a great start

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Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

:laffo:

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
:laffo:

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXyWgLBrAyE

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Lmao "that was better"

Cris is on one tonight

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

lol Wilson.

Kurgarra Queen
Jun 11, 2008

GIVE ME MORE
SUPER BOWL
WINS

fsif posted:

Lmao "that was better"

Cris is on one tonight
I’m not sure if you noticed, but Zach Wilson completed a pass. And that nets him a gold star!!!!

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





midwat posted:

"Give the Jets credit for not shipping [Zach] out of here."

To where, Cris????

Do they still make glue out of horses?

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Like it'd be totally inappropriate for Cris to just dump on Wilson but at least just rotely call the play instead of telling us a third year QB going three and out is encouraging progress!

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
I kinda remembered the game was on tonight, but work had me staying later than normal.

Ordered wings in my phone but I'll likely beat DoorDash home this time.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

where charlotte at maryland will be an nbc saturday night game

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN

fsif posted:

Like it'd be totally inappropriate for Cris to just dump on Wilson but at least just rotely call the play instead of telling us a third year QB going three and out is encouraging progress!

He bailed from the pocket after 2 reads instead of 1, fsif! It actually is progress! It’s just not encouraging

midwat
May 6, 2007

fsif posted:

Like it'd be totally inappropriate for Cris to just dump on Wilson but at least just rotely call the play instead of telling us a third year QB going three and out is encouraging progress!

It's weird that he and Darnold get an incredible degree of slack for showing nothing at all.

Darnold: *runs around like a headless chicken, gets sacked*

NFL Twitter: "Should he be starting for the 49ers?!?!"

durabrand107
Mar 17, 2007
Spill Resistant Design
Sick...wvu vs penn state ad...so glad my mounties are gonna get destroyed on the big stage!!!

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
aw yeah babby we in the :flag: zone

Kurgarra Queen
Jun 11, 2008

GIVE ME MORE
SUPER BOWL
WINS

Jets are in mid season form :flag:

midwat
May 6, 2007

A flag, a missed interception, and a dropped pass, all in one play.

Preseason

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Professor Funk posted:

He bailed from the pocket after 2 reads instead of 1, fsif! It actually is progress! It’s just not encouraging

Not unfair

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

They might as well stand on the fifty and play catch

Kurgarra Queen
Jun 11, 2008

GIVE ME MORE
SUPER BOWL
WINS

:lol: that’s the second muff tonight!

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Are the Jets drunk?

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

midwat posted:

A flag, a missed interception, and a dropped pass, all in one play.

Preseason

Or any other Jets-Browns game from the last 30~ seasons.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Amazing punt return, just, wow.

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

Quiet Feet posted:

Are the Jets drunk?

They are the Jets

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
nice catch

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





A positive play!

midwat
May 6, 2007

Preseason tradition of prioritizing uninteresting interviews over actual game action

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Wilson makes a play and Cris can't compliment him lol

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
We’re back baby

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

fsif posted:

Wilson makes a play and Cris can't compliment him lol

Zach must have met his wife

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Scoring?

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
J e t s

Ace Jameson
Feb 10, 2006
jim brown one of the all-time great abusers of women

midwat
May 6, 2007

Zach Wilson really showing the fruits of his apprenticeship under Aaron

surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.
PILE IN DEGENERATES, IT'S THE HALL OF FAME GAME

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

Jesus it feels like they had the ball 30 seconds.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





I can't believe its only the end of the first. This has serious 4th quarter preseason vibes.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
I did beat my wings home.

Might as well get the oven in keep warm mode so I can reheat said wings to be consumed during the 2nd quarter.

Kurgarra Queen
Jun 11, 2008

GIVE ME MORE
SUPER BOWL
WINS

This is so bad, and my show is still an hour away.

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
10363: Number of consecutive snaps Joe Thomas played, and also the number of QBs the Browns used

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