[Mafia] Thanksgiving Dinner WIFOA

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saladscooper: Jan 25, 2019; THUNDERDOME LOSER 2019

i'm not going to sully the noble jokephase with gamechat, so here's all my best thanksgiving jokes:

-why did the turkey cross the road? to get to the other side

-what do you call a turkey without wings? an unwinged turkey

-aunt politics uncle fight? gender!!

-cranberry sauce

# ? Nov 15, 2023 04:29

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Tea Party Crasher: Sep 3, 2012

For the last time You can't bring your "tight five" as your dinner contribution

# ? Nov 15, 2023 04:35

Hal Incandenza: Feb 12, 2004

Hello friends. I�m disappointed that the first pick wasn�t town who claimed poison PGO

# ? Nov 15, 2023 04:57

Maerlyn: Jun 29, 2003; Everything at once
the evil step-son

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PlasticAutomaton posted:

I'm glad to be mafiaing with all you again, but especially you Nemesis.

##vote: Maerlyn

Oh hey Plastic, long time no see...*smiles awkwardly and gives a side hug* wow you've gotten taller, has it been that long?

finds a chair by the TV, pretends to watch Macy's Thanksgiving parade while staring at phone

# ? Nov 15, 2023 04:57

PlasticAutomaton: Nov 12, 2016; Artoria Pendonut

Hal Incandenza posted:

Hello friends. I�m disappointed that the first pick wasn�t town who claimed poison PGO

If I was first pick I probably would have just vigged someone for the laughs.

# ? Nov 15, 2023 05:04

Maerlyn: Jun 29, 2003; Everything at once
the evil step-son

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Johnny Keats posted:

Everybody claim, I'm gunsmith

Johnny Keats posted:

I'm watcher

Chris' boyfriend is such a braggart yet can't hold a job for more than a year

Oh you're assistant manager now huh? Cool...

# ? Nov 15, 2023 05:08

MockingQuantum: Jan 20, 2012

PlasticAutomaton posted:

If I was first pick I probably would have just vigged someone for the laughs.

same here, my very first game I got a vig and shot the first player to vote for me in earnest, and it turned out they were scum, lol

I've always wanted to try that again to see if I can start a streak, but weirdly mods don't generally give me vigs for some reason

# ? Nov 15, 2023 05:19

Maerlyn: Jun 29, 2003; Everything at once
the evil step-son

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Zoya posted:

i'm That One Gay Aunt That Inexplicably Wore An Outfit That Slays To The Dinner, town-aligned of course

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# ? Nov 15, 2023 05:39

spacing in vienna: Jan 4, 2007; people they want us to fall down
but we won't ever touch the ground
we're perfectly balanced, we float around
til no one is here, do you hear the sound?; Lipstick Apathy

Tea Party Crasher posted:

Wolo sure is taking a long time in there! Did you fall in pal?? Haha, I'm just kidding. Anyone up for Scrabble?

I can totally whoop your rear end at Boggle

# ? Nov 15, 2023 06:18

spacing in vienna: Jan 4, 2007; people they want us to fall down
but we won't ever touch the ground
we're perfectly balanced, we float around
til no one is here, do you hear the sound?; Lipstick Apathy

Johnny Keats posted:

Happy peace and harmony with the natives day

*dies of smallpox*

Auto correct wanted that to be "dies of Snapchat" which lol

# ? Nov 15, 2023 06:19

spacing in vienna: Jan 4, 2007; people they want us to fall down
but we won't ever touch the ground
we're perfectly balanced, we float around
til no one is here, do you hear the sound?; Lipstick Apathy

Zoya posted:

i'm That One Gay Aunt That Inexplicably Wore An Outfit That Slays To The Dinner, town-aligned of course

don't doxx me

# ? Nov 15, 2023 06:19

spacing in vienna: Jan 4, 2007; people they want us to fall down
but we won't ever touch the ground
we're perfectly balanced, we float around
til no one is here, do you hear the sound?; Lipstick Apathy

I went fun/fun/useful with my picks so of course I ended up with the useful one.

Although it doesn't matter because I already won the game by drafting 1,1

# ? Nov 15, 2023 06:21

Johnny Keats: Jan 24, 2023

I bet ANarc is scum for claiming gunsmith

# ? Nov 15, 2023 06:23

Cloacamazing!: Apr 18, 2018; Too cute to be evil

MockingQuantum posted:

ngl I'm a wee bit shocked that nobody before me in the draft took my role

Same, but also I am very grateful because I really wanted the German role.

# ? Nov 15, 2023 06:30

AnonymousNarcotics: Aug 6, 2012; we will go far into the sea
you will take me
onto your back
never look back
never look back

This now a vegan Thanksgiving. Please everyone place your meat dishes on this side table so they can be donated to charity.

# ? Nov 15, 2023 06:32

Cloacamazing!: Apr 18, 2018; Too cute to be evil

PlasticAutomaton posted:

I'm glad to be mafiaing with all you again, but especially you Nemesis.

##vote: Maerlyn

I can get behind this, she's my Nemesis now too! ##vote Maerlyn for shooting me right before I was going to make my SUPER DRAMATIC final post!

Maerlyn if you have a vig and shoot me after this post, your name will live on in mafia annals for generations to come, but also I will bribe Opop to pair us for secret Santa and send you bees.

# ? Nov 15, 2023 06:33

Cloacamazing!: Apr 18, 2018; Too cute to be evil

Johnny Keats posted:

Everybody claim, I'm gunsmith

AnonymousNarcotics posted:

I'm gunsmith

##vote keats

Town Keats Galaxy Brain Gambit or Scum Keats Rolefishing Gambit? You decide!

# ? Nov 15, 2023 06:34

Hal Incandenza: Feb 12, 2004

spacing in vienna posted:

I can totally whoop your rear end at Boggle

I wish to accept this challenge to defend the honor of Tea Party Crasher

# ? Nov 15, 2023 06:45

Hal Incandenza: Feb 12, 2004

Cloacamazing! posted:

Town Keats Galaxy Brain Gambit or Scum Keats Rolefishing Gambit? You decide!

I�m hoping for the second

# ? Nov 15, 2023 06:46

Johnny Keats: Jan 24, 2023

Come on, town gunsmith would not claim like that. ANarc took the bait to claim. Scum with good power roles always want to find an excuse to claim it, but I didn't think it would be that easy.

##Vote ANarc

# ? Nov 15, 2023 06:48

Cloacamazing!: Apr 18, 2018; Too cute to be evil

Personally I'm hoping for the entire thread to claim gunsmith now.

# ? Nov 15, 2023 07:01

AnonymousNarcotics: Aug 6, 2012; we will go far into the sea
you will take me
onto your back
never look back
never look back

It's jokephase y'all. Chill out and have some vegan butternut squash soup

# ? Nov 15, 2023 07:05

Tired Moritz: Mar 25, 2012; wish Lowtax would get tired of YOUR POSTS

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do people actually have plans for thanksgiving? im thinking of buying a kfc bucket and eating it all in one go

# ? Nov 15, 2023 07:07

CubicalSucrose: Jan 1, 2013; Phantom my Opera and call me South Park: Bigger, Longer, & Uncut

Johnny Keats posted:

Come on, town gunsmith would not claim like that. ANarc took the bait to claim. Scum with good power roles always want to find an excuse to claim it, but I didn't think it would be that easy.

##Vote ANarc

Cloacamazing! posted:

Personally I'm hoping for the entire thread to claim gunsmith now.

This was my list of things I considered taking:
Exe-proof
Gunsmith
Loudifier
Doc
Watcher
Tracker
Jailer

I THINK I would rather not vote ANarc and see who dies tonight. If it's NOT ANarc (or a no-kill) then we vote off ANarc tomorrow. But I'm not super sure on that.

# ? Nov 15, 2023 07:07

Tired Moritz: Mar 25, 2012; wish Lowtax would get tired of YOUR POSTS

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i can at least confirm i got my first pick

# ? Nov 15, 2023 07:07

Zoya: Jun 12, 2023; echoes of a distant past,
bodies die but voices last.
once were held within a cell,
your mind is where these voices dwell.

stares at plastic's thong-style sandals in barely-disguised contempt

# ? Nov 15, 2023 07:45

Cloacamazing!: Apr 18, 2018; Too cute to be evil

Tired Moritz posted:

do people actually have plans for thanksgiving? im thinking of buying a kfc bucket and eating it all in one go

I don't actually celebrate Thanksgiving.

I mean, eating until stomach bursts, the usual.

# ? Nov 15, 2023 07:53

Cloacamazing!: Apr 18, 2018; Too cute to be evil

Zoya posted:

stares at plastic's thong-style sandals in barely-disguised contempt

quickly hides white tennis socks in sandals

# ? Nov 15, 2023 07:54

Johnny Keats: Jan 24, 2023

Tired Moritz posted:

i can at least confirm i got my first pick

##Vote Tmor

# ? Nov 15, 2023 07:59

PlasticAutomaton: Nov 12, 2016; Artoria Pendonut

Zoya posted:

stares at plastic's thong-style sandals in barely-disguised contempt

How loving dare you call out my shoe choice.

# ? Nov 15, 2023 08:18

PlasticAutomaton: Nov 12, 2016; Artoria Pendonut

For the record I wear closed toe sandals.

# ? Nov 15, 2023 08:18

Rhymes With Clue: Nov 18, 2010

AnonymousNarcotics posted:

This now a vegan Thanksgiving. Please everyone place your meat dishes on this side table so they can be donated to charity.

So AN is that cousin who shows up and oddly enough hasn't told anyone they're vegan, got it. Also, the dogs are going right for that table.

##vote ANarc

# ? Nov 15, 2023 08:31

Rhymes With Clue: Nov 18, 2010

I feel like someone is going to get LOUD. What happens when someone gets LOUD? I should probably know this, but I don't.

# ? Nov 15, 2023 08:32

Cloacamazing!: Apr 18, 2018; Too cute to be evil

I'd ask why the table with the food is dog height, but anything is dog height for a determined enough dog. Train your pets, people!

Also loud action usually means that the target is informed of the loud person's visit, imagine drunk uncle Bob stumbling into the room and loudly singing some really off-key song.

# ? Nov 15, 2023 08:35

Rhymes With Clue: Nov 18, 2010

Johnny Keats posted:

I promise to be good this time.

Johnny Keats posted:

I'm gunsmith

Johnny Keats posted:

I'm watcher

Uhhh

# ? Nov 15, 2023 09:27

Rhymes With Clue: Nov 18, 2010

I'm thankful for music, and for folks who can actually sing (which I cannot).

##vote saladscooper

In appreciation of course.

# ? Nov 15, 2023 09:28

Rhymes With Clue: Nov 18, 2010

PlasticAutomaton posted:

For the record I wear closed toe sandals.

With what color socks? This is a trick question.

# ? Nov 15, 2023 09:28

Rhymes With Clue: Nov 18, 2010

Cloacamazing! posted:

I'd ask why the table with the food is dog height, but anything is dog height for a determined enough dog. Train your pets, people!

Also loud action usually means that the target is informed of the loud person's visit, imagine drunk uncle Bob stumbling into the room and loudly singing some really off-key song.

Yeah, I wasn't sure if LOUD meant announced to the thread, or just announced to the target. Thanks!

You don't want to know what my dog has gotten that she shouldn't have been able to reach. She's trained, but she's not that trained.

# ? Nov 15, 2023 10:10

mycelia: Apr 28, 2013; POWERFUL FUNGAL LORD

Wowee! A real American thanksgiving! I can't wait to try everything!

It is unclear who invited this guy.

# ? Nov 15, 2023 11:58

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# ? Jun 9, 2024 22:49

Maugrim: Feb 16, 2011; I eat your face

Whoops, forgot this started. I'll do a catch up after I've finished making a collage with my daughter. Happy family activities!

# ? Nov 15, 2023 12:53

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