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Do u eat eggs
gently caress off Derpies
What an eggcellent thread
Goku fusion dancing with an egg
CHICKEN CAME FIRST
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500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

bird with big dick posted:



2 of the following things are true I leave it to your imagination which

I baked the bread
I made the hot sauce from scratch
I grew the avocado
I laid the egg


the other two are also true

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Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

bird with big dick posted:



2 of the following things are true I leave it to your imagination which

I baked the bread
I made the hot sauce from scratch
I grew the avocado
I laid the egg

You need opposable hands to bake bread and make hot sauce, so this is easy Mr Bird.

Wifi Toilet posted:

Cowards all of you.

The toast crunch works with the mushy egg texture, the salty peanut butter works with the egg, uh, flavor too. Paired with a glass of milk it's a great quick breakfast. :colbert:

Your friends are worried about you, please get help.

Lhet
Apr 2, 2008

bloop


Been occasionally making whiskey flips with our fresh eggs recently: just 50g whiskey, 20g simple syrup, 1 raw egg, and bitters. first shake without ice to mix and build foam, then add ice and shake again, then strain. One of my new favorite ways to consume egg.

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE



Lhet posted:

Been occasionally making whiskey flips with our fresh eggs recently: just 50g whiskey, 20g simple syrup, 1 raw egg, and bitters. first shake without ice to mix and build foam, then add ice and shake again, then strain. One of my new favorite ways to consume ægg.

As a former bartender and a lover of Scotch and æggs, I would like to know a lot more.

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

Lhet posted:

Been occasionally making whiskey flips with our fresh eggs recently: just 50g whiskey, 20g simple syrup, 1 raw egg, and bitters. first shake without ice to mix and build foam, then add ice and shake again, then strain. One of my new favorite ways to consume egg.

If you drink 4 of these after a workout it's pretty much the same as drinking a protein shake.

BigBeefCity
Oct 26, 2022

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as a former bartender myself, I'd need a little more re-assurance myself

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

Wifi Toilet posted:

:shrug:

Used the good creamy PB this time



I made a cheeseburger with a fried egg, bacon, and chunky peanut butter because of this post, thanks

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

500excf type r posted:

I made a cheeseburger with a fried egg, bacon, and chunky peanut butter because of this post, thanks

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015


probe this filth

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy
next time you could make a sinner's sandwich from deadly premonition. turkey, jam, and cereal.

I've done it. it's ok.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
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That's a meat sandwich not a burger

zone
Dec 6, 2016

bird with big dick posted:



2 of the following things are true I leave it to your imagination which

I baked the bread
I made the hot sauce from scratch
I grew the avocado
I laid the egg

I would eat the gently caress out of one of these.

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

Outrail posted:

That's a meat sandwich not a burger

Yeah I forgot to buy buns and only bought bread D:

a sexual elk
May 16, 2007

500excf type r posted:

Yeah I forgot to buy buns and only bought bread D:

Same

Remulak
Jun 8, 2001
I can't count to four.
Yams Fan
I can’t sleep I’m thinking of getting up and making Eggs Benedict, but I only have ham and bacon not back bacon or spinach. Learning how to make stick blender Hollandaise isn’t great for weight loss. Or maintenance.

So maybe if I just think about Eggs Benedict and post about Eggs Benedict I won’t get up and make it.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Is this just for boring land eggs or exciting shark eggs?

https://i.imgur.com/r43Tzno.mp4

a sexual elk
May 16, 2007

Remulak posted:

I can’t sleep I’m thinking of getting up and making Eggs Benedict, but I only have ham and bacon not back bacon or spinach. Learning how to make stick blender Hollandaise isn’t great for weight loss. Or maintenance.

So maybe if I just think about Eggs Benedict and post about Eggs Benedict I won’t get up and make it.

Sourdough grilled cheese with Canadian bacon, topped with a sunny side up egg, all slathered in hollandaise

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


4 eggs this morning, my daughter didn't eat her scrambleds and you gotta have two runny yolks mixed in the sausage potato hash bowl from chili oil fried over mediums

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
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Stoatbringer posted:

Is this just for boring land eggs or exciting shark eggs?

https://i.imgur.com/r43Tzno.mp4

A challenging omelette but I'm up for it.

https://i.imgur.com/RqVCFHr.mp4

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Outrail posted:

A challenging omelette but I'm up for it.

Too late someone from the sardine thread already snagged it

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
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Smugworth posted:

Too late someone from the sardine thread already snagged it

Dads! :argh:

Beer Gay So What
Apr 20, 2023

THEY MADE THE BEER GAY AND THATS OK
I for one things egg are pretty good

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

Cooked some eggs. They were tasty. You get real nice creamy yolks this way.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Dick Fontaine posted:

Cooked some eggs. They were tasty. You get real nice creamy yolks this way.



I...

What is.....

:dafuq:

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

Dick Fontaine posted:

Cooked some eggs. They were tasty. You get real nice creamy yolks this way.



Ah yes. The Hamilton Beech home flamethrower. Pro tier egg strat.

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


Searzy’alls eggs

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

Fartington Butts posted:

Searzy’alls eggs

Yeah, I copped a pro recently. It’s a significant improvement over the first model. Highly recommended.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
2 HB eggs with salt n pep as a snack. Delish & nutrish

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Crossposting some delicious egg content

AARD VARKMAN posted:

Oak Harbor, Ohio




AARD VARKMAN posted:

another bar in the same town also serves that kind of... egg bowl in a style I've never seen elsewhere


BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

I went to the store today and bought some really oddly shaped eggs.
Now I can’t find them.
I think they’ve been mislaid.

Where’s the best place to get information about eggs?
The hen-cyclopedia.

What day do eggs hate the most?
Fry-day.

How many French eggs do you need?
One egg is un oeuf.

What did the egg say to the clown?
You crack me up.

I was walking past the store today when I saw a sign saying, “All items one-third off.”
So I bought a dozen eggs.
Unfortunately four of them were rotten.

Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road?
Because it wanted to lay it on the line.

What’s a hen’s favorite shipping company?
Federal Egg-spress.

Who tells the best egg jokes?
Comedi-hens.

What does a meditating egg say?
Ohmmmmmmmlet.

A man walks into a bar with a fried egg on his head.
The bartender asks, “Why have you got a fried egg on your head?”
The man replies, “Because boiled eggs fall off.”

Carebear
Apr 16, 2003

If you stay here too long, you'll end up frying your brain. Yes, you will. No, you will...not. Yesno you will won't.
I like to make my French toast extra eggy then I put some nutmeg on and it's delicious

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

BigBadSteve posted:

I went to the store today and bought some really oddly shaped eggs.
Now I can’t find them.
I think they’ve been mislaid.

Where’s the best place to get information about eggs?
The hen-cyclopedia.

What day do eggs hate the most?
Fry-day.

How many French eggs do you need?
One egg is un oeuf.

What did the egg say to the clown?
You crack me up.

I was walking past the store today when I saw a sign saying, “All items one-third off.”
So I bought a dozen eggs.
Unfortunately four of them were rotten.

Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road?
Because it wanted to lay it on the line.

What’s a hen’s favorite shipping company?
Federal Egg-spress.

Who tells the best egg jokes?
Comedi-hens.

What does a meditating egg say?
Ohmmmmmmmlet.

A man walks into a bar with a fried egg on his head.
The bartender asks, “Why have you got a fried egg on your head?”
The man replies, “Because boiled eggs fall off.”

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Those jokes are oeuf-le

Beer Gay So What
Apr 20, 2023

THEY MADE THE BEER GAY AND THATS OK
it might be time... for eggs?

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
4 egg cheese omelette

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
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4 cheese omelette

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Big eggers comin out :gbsmith:

burning swine
May 26, 2004



huevo

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

I need to eat some egg too many egg in fridge

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
I made a BEC the other day on a pretzel bun with a smear of hot pepper jelly and it was pretty tasty.

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