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MetaMeme: Apr 30, 2017; You may boorishly refer to it as "Pickpocketing", but I prefer "Urban Foraging".

posting in for the pandemic year page

gently caress

# ? Dec 18, 2021 23:11

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# ? Jun 3, 2024 01:55

Radical 90s Wizard: Aug 5, 2008; ~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~

Dammerung posted:

It's literally blaming us for the mass death that's coming. Our government has determined that its response is perfect, that it has given us too much (eg, possible student debt forgiveness, child tax credits), and that what's about to come is us failing them and not the other way around. There is nothing about this statement to respect. It's beyond disgusting.

I think this might be my crack ping moment because I just can't wrap my head around this one.

It's even loving worse in combination with that whole "We didn't see this coming" bit. :psyduck:

# ? Dec 18, 2021 23:12

Mr Hootington: Jul 24, 2008; I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

snake and bake posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/fitterhappierAJ/status/1472285742428737537

In going to die

# ? Dec 18, 2021 23:13

Twigand Berries: Sep 7, 2008

Crusader posted:

https://i.imgur.com/x2PoGc5.mp4

oh my god netflix will reboot him

# ? Dec 18, 2021 23:14

Dolphin: Dec 5, 2008; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

boost my freaking BALLS

# ? Dec 18, 2021 23:14

McNugget Buddy: Aug 14, 2021; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Virgil Vox posted:

mystery covid strain 3000

Mystery COVID Theater 3000

# ? Dec 18, 2021 23:15

The Saucer Hovers: May 16, 2005

Crusader posted:

https://i.imgur.com/x2PoGc5.mp4

# ? Dec 18, 2021 23:16

RoboChrist 9000: Dec 14, 2006; Mater Dolorosa

They're happy to help fascists, but they are not fascists. Liberals do not deserve summary executions. Fascists do. Like I'm not prepared to call anyone a fascist unless I believe the only thing that should be done with them is their removal from society by any and all means necessary.

Liberals are stupid, dangerous, and often monstrous people, but they are still people. Fascists are not people.

# ? Dec 18, 2021 23:16

Wiggly Wayne DDS: Sep 11, 2010

Radical 90s Wizard posted:

It's even loving worse in combination with that whole "We didn't see this coming" bit.

that statement was also about delta btw, which uh, no excuse there compared to the immune evasive variant

if you're in the uk looking for ppe i'd still recommend craigmoreonline, got a hf-802sd from them with p3rs and a pack of 3m aura ffp2s. any data on how long the p3r or a similar filter lasts outside of high exposure events? i know 'wear until trouble breathing' but any ballpark measurements for that

# ? Dec 18, 2021 23:16

Paradoxish: Dec 19, 2003; Will you stop going crazy in there?

snake and bake posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/fitterhappierAJ/status/1472285742428737537

You come at the king, you best not mi-

*COVID-19 hoses the whole block down with an Uzi*

# ? Dec 18, 2021 23:16

Google Butt: Oct 4, 2005; Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

7% cfr on reinfection lmfao

# ? Dec 18, 2021 23:17

nexous: Jan 14, 2003; I just want to be pure

I�m glad I�m a college educated white person so I�m statistically immune to Covid. sorry everyone else

# ? Dec 18, 2021 23:17

McNugget Buddy: Aug 14, 2021; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

RoboChrist 9000 posted:

They're happy to help fascists, but they are not fascists. Liberals do not deserve summary executions. Fascists do. Like I'm not prepared to call anyone a fascist unless I believe the only thing that should be done with them is their removal from society by any and all means necessary.

Liberals are stupid, dangerous, and often monstrous people, but they are still people. Fascists are not people.

...buddy

# ? Dec 18, 2021 23:17

Stereotype: Apr 24, 2010; College Slice

Google Butt posted:

7% cfr on reinfection lmfao

good thing it's impossible to get reinfected

# ? Dec 18, 2021 23:18

Twigand Berries: Sep 7, 2008

McNugget Buddy posted:

...buddy

McNugget!

# ? Dec 18, 2021 23:18

Casey Finnigan: Apr 30, 2009; Dumb ✔
So goddamn crazy ✔

hoping that I make it through the next few years without dying :pray:

# ? Dec 18, 2021 23:20

smoobles: Sep 4, 2014

# ? Dec 18, 2021 23:20

kazmeyer: Jul 26, 2001; 'Cause we're the good guys.

Bullfrog posted:

Covid Pete is sucking and loving and chopping dat meat

Say, turn this record over, you ain't heard nothing yet!

# ? Dec 18, 2021 23:20

Rubby: Aug 31, 2002; <3 Louby

JAY ZERO SUM GAME posted:

WHEN DO I GET IT

MY loving CHECK

# ? Dec 18, 2021 23:20

McNugget Buddy: Aug 14, 2021; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Rubby posted:

# ? Dec 18, 2021 23:21

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

https://twitter.com/eric_time/status/1472329693940572165

# ? Dec 18, 2021 23:21

Mr Hootington: Jul 24, 2008; I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Joementum posted:

https://twitter.com/eric_time/status/1472329693940572165

🤣
Nice meltdown

# ? Dec 18, 2021 23:24

Tzen: Sep 11, 2001

McNugget Buddy posted:

https://twitter.com/markpoloncarz/status/1472243332197847047

33% in hospital fully vaccinated

33% in ICU fully vaccinated

28% on ventilators fully vaccinated

and I don't think Omicron has even made it to Upstate NY yet - this is just Delta

loving hell

# ? Dec 18, 2021 23:24

Petey: Nov 26, 2005; For who knows what is good for a person in life, during the few and meaningless days they pass through like a shadow? Who can tell them what will happen under the sun after they are gone?

fosborb posted:

weird poo poo happening with cases in SA

straight up and now straight down in multiple provinces and in order of how it spread through South Africa. may see it happen soon in the UK and Denmark, probably the next to watch

as omicron virulency increases in the data, expect mild to be replaced with "it'll be over quickly"

meanwhile, remember most of the volume we are currently seeing in the US isn't even omicron. this is almost all still delta steadily, increasingly ripping through us

reposting myself but this is also weird?

Petey posted:

there is something weird going on here that i don't understand � why levels are dropping so sharply again in the wastewater data

this happened before any chances to policies here in boston, although we also know that behaviors are orthogonal to policies. my best guess is that most of this initial spike was delta circulation among unvaccinated populations at thanksgiving, that omicron is spiking up underneath that but was hidden, and the sharp uptick these last few days is the omicron upward slope crossing and overtaking the delta downward slope.

one reason i think this: the south shore is less vaccinated than the north shore, and you see this dynamic more on the south shore, whereas on the north shore it's just a spike up after thanksgiving, and then a line almost meeting the south shore, and now they're both up at the same angle, which is what you might expect from omicron uptick?

# ? Dec 18, 2021 23:24

WrasslorMonkey: Mar 5, 2012

McNugget Buddy posted:

Mystery COVID Theater 3000

# ? Dec 18, 2021 23:25

Crazypoops: Jul 17, 2017

hahaha I'm losing my mind! lmao

# ? Dec 18, 2021 23:25

LionArcher: Mar 29, 2010

Dolphin posted:

the Trump admin was better in literally every single way. there is not a single metric by which Biden is an improvement and he is quantifiably worse on many metrics

not true on several fronts, mainly environmental (and that�s still lol bad) pulling out of Afghanistan, and so on. but yes, he still has done a terrible job.

# ? Dec 18, 2021 23:25

Thoguh: Nov 8, 2002; College Slice

smoobles posted:

# ? Dec 18, 2021 23:26

Thoguh: Nov 8, 2002; College Slice

MetaMeme posted:

posting in for the pandemic year page

gently caress

Don�t worry. 3001 is also a pandemic year.

# ? Dec 18, 2021 23:27

Fuck You And Diebold: Sep 15, 2004; by Athanatos

https://twitter.com/CarolineMoss/status/1472328302526230530

# ? Dec 18, 2021 23:27

Casey Finnigan: Apr 30, 2009; Dumb ✔
So goddamn crazy ✔

the best part imo will be after this wave subsides and everyone decides cover is over again

# ? Dec 18, 2021 23:27

LionArcher: Mar 29, 2010

but like seriously, can we start those 2k checks and unemployment Benny�s again? please

# ? Dec 18, 2021 23:28

smoobles: Sep 4, 2014

Thoguh posted:

Don’t worry. 3001 is also a pandemic year.

here's to another lousy millennium

# ? Dec 18, 2021 23:28

Casey Finnigan: Apr 30, 2009; Dumb ✔
So goddamn crazy ✔

the covid rollercoaster. every year our hospitals are ritually overwhwelmed by disease. it's always been like this

# ? Dec 18, 2021 23:28

mdemone: Mar 14, 2001

Crazypoops posted:

hahaha I'm losing my mind! lmao

# ? Dec 18, 2021 23:28

Tzen: Sep 11, 2001

Crusader posted:

https://i.imgur.com/x2PoGc5.mp4

# ? Dec 18, 2021 23:29

Gio: Jun 20, 2005

LionArcher posted:

but like seriously, can we start those 2k checks and unemployment Benny�s again? please

no! mild! 😡

# ? Dec 18, 2021 23:29

Dolphin: Dec 5, 2008; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

LionArcher posted:

not true on several fronts, mainly environmental (and that�s still lol bad) pulling out of Afghanistan, and so on. but yes, he still has done a terrible job.

pulling out of Afghanistan was trump's idea

# ? Dec 18, 2021 23:29

mdemone: Mar 14, 2001

I'm not going outside ever again

# ? Dec 18, 2021 23:30

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Homeless Friend: Jul 16, 2007

Pryor on Fire posted:

D&D is back to arguing that covid is droplets and not airborne so uh, saved you a click there. Peak weekend brunch hour.

lol

# ? Dec 18, 2021 23:30

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