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koshmar posted:I accept this reality welcome to the floating sweat world koshmar
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you guys want to know what the grossest thing to eat actually is? it's rear end. unless it's freshly enema'd and right after a shower. if they've taken a poo poo since they last washed their rear end in a top hat out, you're eating dookie and that's fuckin gnarly i legit do not understand it, fuckin coprophiles Large Testicles has a new favorite as of 11:01 on Apr 9, 2022 |
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Yeah sex is loving nasty be happy you're not having any lol
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Large Testicles posted:you guys want to know what the grossest thing to eat actually is? it's rear end. That’s why you don’t unless it is clean. It takes both people to ensure the experience is safe and good. You could say the same thing about vagina, by the way. Especially during the menses. Vagina isn’t exactly a breakfast food when you think about it. Don’t kink shame bro.
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I had sex once and I got some loving goop on me ew gross
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Do Americans not learn how to make dental dams in sex ed
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Killingyouguy! posted:Do Americans not learn how to make dental dams in sex ed Guarantee you a vast majority of Americans have never heard that term and/or have no idea what it looks like or how to obtain one.
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Killingyouguy! posted:Do Americans not learn how to make dental dams in sex ed What is sex ed?
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Karate Bastard posted:I had sex once and I got some loving goop on me ew gross drat you, Gwyneth Paltrow! 
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Killingyouguy! posted:Americans Killingyouguy! posted:sex ed Lol
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over sex ed and over here
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Killingyouguy! posted:Do Americans not learn how to make dental dams in sex ed  Imagine being such a basic bitch that you need to slap saran wrap on an orifice before sticking your tongue on it. Dental dams… more like coward wraps.
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Now they have to replace the machine
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This is wholesome masculinity.
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Robobot posted:
I looked it up recently and something like one in five Americans have an STI
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What, you don't like spicy food?
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I celebrated the same with the machine at work just last November!  A very proud moment
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Mauser posted:I looked it up recently and something like one in five Americans have an STI If you wanna skateboard you have to deal with skinned knees.
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ok that’s a good pun
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lol "pussy isn't a breakfast food" lmao
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I mean, I’m not wrong though.
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Please tell me the little doors on his helmet open & close 
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dialhforhero posted:Guarantee you a vast majority of Americans have never heard that term and/or have no idea what it looks like or how to obtain one. I’ve had sex with lots of things and I’ve never heard of a dental dam
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Lisa eats asses! Dental dam Lisa eats asses! Dental dam
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oldpainless posted:I’ve had sex with lots of things and I’ve never heard of a dental dam more like old abstainless
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Killingyouguy! posted:Do Americans not learn how to make dental dams in sex ed https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2v7jlIBL1A
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bike tory posted:They're one of the biggest hot water bottle manufacturers in the world. It's always reminded me of how one of the largest elevator manufacturers in the world is called Schindler. Schindler's lifts. Lol these are both thoughts I have had, weird to see them linked like this. I also thought it was funny that in Wellington for a long time the schindlers lifts office was up a set of stairs
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oldpainless posted:I’ve had sex with lots of things and I’ve never heard of a dental dam Tell me your sex life doesn't involve beavers without using those words.
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oldpainless posted:I’ve had sex with lots of things and I’ve never heard of a dental dam
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