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winnydpu
May 3, 2007
Sugartime Jones
I don't think those are hippos, they are stubbed nosed anteaters:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5SSnQBtaq4

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Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE
Hahaha the mom at the end " I think we're done here"

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

wakka wakka posted:

This is why inciting a fight is known as "starting poo poo"

Hippos mark territory by swinging their tail around and around while making GBS threads violently, so that the poo poo is further spread by their tail. this is known as "the poo poo hitting the fan"

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



By popular demand posted:

They also just whip their poo poo all around with their tails.

because they can.

AND give themselves piss enemas!

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


No question, as goons those hippos have got it made.

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

God I wish that were me

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Biplane posted:

God I wish that were me

follow your dreams, friend

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
https://i.imgur.com/ysJMA6D.mp4

:stwoon:

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




okay but https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EPg4muXrzI

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Simpsons did this joke better.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

By popular demand posted:

Simpsons did this joke better.

That episode aired more than a decade before Youtube even existed, goddamn I feel old now

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



By popular demand posted:

Simpsons did this joke better.

yeah well

i was trying to find the one with the dude with a southern accent who just gets really dejected about it

Cat Hatter
Oct 24, 2006

Hatters gonna hat.

It was funnier when Ricky Gervais did it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lugUd7fIx8Q&t=148s

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬

How is it not shooting out of her nose? :stare:

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Panfilo posted:

How is it not shooting out of her nose? :stare:

She's a professional, you fool.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
Nostril removal surgery.

OPAONI
Jul 23, 2021

Panfilo posted:

How is it not shooting out of her nose? :stare:

She's the best at what she does.

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.

Panfilo posted:

How is it not shooting out of her nose? :stare:

You see how she's bouncing up and down a lot? It's coming out her butt.

Desert Bus has a new favorite as of 23:31 on Nov 5, 2023

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬

Desert Bus posted:

You see how she's bouncing up and down a lot? It's coming out her rear end.

This explains how those tiny Asian women manage to pull off those mukbang videos.

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.

Panfilo posted:

This explains how those tiny Asian women manage to pull off those mukbang videos.

Asian women have sideways digestive systems.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Mangrove photo award winners





Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!

Desert Bus posted:

Asian women have sideways digestive systems.

:lol:

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep
Big kitty got big snake

https://i.imgur.com/uleyqqf.mp4

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

I've seen bigger. Not impressed by this weak rear end cat

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
I was more impressed by the one pulling out the crocodile.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
This?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=US4n-svNpvk

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
Two heavy lads get into a shoving match.

https://i.imgur.com/y9V42xy.mp4

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Dolphins caught on film raiding crab pots off Western Australia's south-west coast in world first

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Welp, nice knowing you dolphins

deoju
Jul 11, 2004

All the pieces matter.
Nap Ghost
So long, and thanks for all the crabs!

Edit: Oh, they are eating the fish left as bait for the crabs...

Take this instead.

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

deoju posted:

So long, and thanks for all the crabs!

Edit: Oh, they are eating the fish left as bait for the crabs...

Seals love to do that too.

nesamdoom
Apr 15, 2018

nesaM kiled Masen


deoju posted:

So long, and thanks for all the crabs!

Edit: Oh, they are eating the fish left as bait for the crabs...

Take this instead.

I opened this and then forgot about it and started reading it after awhile without realizing it was from The Onion. I almost fell for it. GG

ELTON JOHN
Feb 17, 2014
plants can be bad rear end too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmtLnoPc8rI

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
https://twitter.com/Senators/status/1725278005805588958

Paper Tiger
Jun 17, 2007

🖨️🐯torn apart by idle hands


I hope the goalie isn't kicking himself for ducking out of the way of the puck

Or if he is, that he at least took his skates off first

Cat Hatter
Oct 24, 2006

Hatters gonna hat.
Looks like he was expecting it to go between his legs and ended up moving out of the way when he tried to block it.

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Cat Hatter posted:

Looks like he was expecting it to go between his legs and ended up moving out of the way when he tried to block it.
Nah, that was 100% a flinch. He wouldn't have ducked his head like that and whipped up his stick just for a leg block.

See, If I'd been in that position, I would have blocked it. With my helmet. Because I wouldn't have been able to react that quickly lmao.

Hell of a shot.

like, even with modern hockey helmets i think players still try to avoid taking direct headshots when they can help it

stringless has a new favorite as of 05:29 on Nov 17, 2023

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
https://i.imgur.com/sDUAnKT.mp4

BasicLich
Oct 22, 2020

A very smart little mouse!
how I would be hooting and hollering...

Granny Zombie would get me locked up in county

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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I isolated the vocals to make something for my ttrpg game.
if for some reason you want them:
http://www.sndup.net/dq6n

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