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“ethical non monogamy” with a very wonky “ethical” as per most of these posters
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AceClown posted:lol bolding mine: I'm a Swiss Pikeman but I'm looking to date a Landsknecht; AITA?
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Nov 6, 2023 08:06
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Also I just have to say thatquote:I think the word you are looking for is slut is such a great line
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Nov 6, 2023 08:07
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Sluts own
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Nov 6, 2023 08:08
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CommissarMega posted:I'm a Swiss Pikeman but I'm looking to date a Landsknecht; AITA? You have to make sure they understand your overtures. Lots of people think their flirting is obvious, but it may not be that way to an outside observer. You need to do something unambiguous, like directly inviting them to sack Verona.
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Nov 6, 2023 08:17
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Aoife is the elf ranger of my dreams
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Nov 6, 2023 08:18
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Cowslips Warren posted:Are there women equivalents of that, seriously? Like is there a place where women get happy endings, that they want, during a massage, or did that poo poo stop with Freud's weirdness about hysteria? Does that ad on our town noticeboard count where a dude is offering "sensual massages" to women, promises to be very discreet, does home visits and says no monetary compensation is needed?
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Nov 6, 2023 08:21
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There is not a better answer to "how did you two meet?" than "funny story, we ran into each other in the woods and discovered that we both were independently plotting to overthrow the corrupt Duke"
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Nov 6, 2023 08:22
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Barudak posted:There is not a better answer to "how did you two meet?" than "funny story, we ran into each other in the woods and discovered that we both were independently plotting to overthrow the corrupt Duke" One time I was at a bar and there was a woman with a crossbow tattooed on her bicep. I said “hey, I love your crossbow tattoo” and she rolled her eyes and said “uh, it’s an arbalest”. Maybe it was her.
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Nov 6, 2023 08:29
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Biplane posted:Aoife is the elf ranger of my dreams r/relationships: Aoife is the elf ranger of my dreams
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Nov 6, 2023 08:31
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Heh so you like archery, huh? Well how's about we go on a date to an archery range, and you teach me how to shoot a real life bow. Then I can show you how to become a level 99 night elf who also shoots a bow. It's real easy, you just gotta live with your mom into your thirties, and when it's time for a raid, make sure you have extra bottles in case... hey! Where are you going?
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Nov 6, 2023 08:40
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If I went on a date and someone taught me some archery, then some sword fighting, I'd probably be unable to function around that person because I'd automatically be in love. How do you beat that? How??
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Nov 6, 2023 08:47
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I love that he had to specify that’s it’s not an MLM because I guess that’s the only kind of business a woman can own.
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Nov 6, 2023 08:50
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Alternatively, a MLM is the only business that is proper and non-threatening for a woman to own, because it symbolizes bored housewife.
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Nov 6, 2023 08:57
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mailorder bees posted:i know plenty of girls who want a girl that fights with swords and shoots arrows I am a girl who knows her way around a sword and the ladies are into it
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Nov 6, 2023 09:10
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You need to act like a housewife before you can become one.
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Nov 6, 2023 09:18
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Aoife should visit the nearest Renaissance Faire and offer her hand to whoever can best her in a contest of blade and bow.
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Nov 6, 2023 09:26
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Is this Aiofe thing referencing and Anime or some poo poo? It feels like the OP is trying to hint at something.
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Nov 6, 2023 09:50
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AKA Pseudonym posted:Is this Aiofe thing referencing and Anime or some poo poo? The Ulster Cycle. Which is basically anime yes.
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Nov 6, 2023 09:54
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AKA Pseudonym posted:Is this Aiofe thing referencing and Anime or some poo poo? It feels like the OP is trying to hint at something. I just thought they were Irish
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Nov 6, 2023 10:09
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It’s the name of that new Star Wars show.
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Nov 6, 2023 10:12
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I honest to god met someone who introduced themselves as “ay oh fie” and I almost pulled a muscle in my face keeping my best middle class smile going when I realised it was supposed to be Aoife.
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Nov 6, 2023 10:31
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Mr Teatime posted:I honest to god met someone who introduced themselves as “ay oh fie” and I almost pulled a muscle in my face keeping my best middle class smile going when I realised it was supposed to be Aoife. Mate of mine swears she met a mum with a little See-Ob-Han once...
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Nov 6, 2023 10:43
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Mr Teatime posted:I honest to god met someone who introduced themselves as “ay oh fie” and I almost pulled a muscle in my face keeping my best middle class smile going when I realised it was supposed to be Aoife.  It's funny when people see a foreign name and then take it (well, give it to their kids) and then insist on some butchered pronunciationAnd it's funny that her sister keeps trying to say men don't like X and Y. Did it occur to the OP that maybe Aoife is selecting for people that aren't intimidated? The only valid criticism in there is that she may actually be too busy (2nd masters, running own business) but the rest sounds a bit like jealousy that Aoife is way cooler than her.
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Nov 6, 2023 10:51
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Aoife, won't you please think of the thirtysomething dudes and their hectic video game schedules? They simply don't have time for things like "setting goals" or "trying archery sometime."
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Nov 6, 2023 10:52
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Stop being so interesting! You're terrifying the shut-ins!
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Nov 6, 2023 10:59
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None of these pathetic man children will let you do their laundry and cook their meals if you don't tone it down a bit!
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Nov 6, 2023 11:04
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I had some mates that named their daughter Aoife, and the step mum of one of our mates straight into the face of the mother "oh, sounds like Heifer, she's going to have a rough childhood".
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Nov 6, 2023 12:39
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Evil Willow posted:My(25F) boyfriend(27M) says it’s unfair for him to not sleep around when I’m out of town Biologically, if we are going with sex solely for reproduction, then cis men want to spread their genes far and wide. But by the same token, biologically cis women want the best genes for their offspring, which means sometimes getting genes from men from far away. Biotruth-wise, sex is about genes and which ones pass down. Of course you add morality to this mix, and poo poo gets fun, usually with dudes screaming about spermjacking or being forced to raise another man's kid. But that's biology! Gene spreading for me but none for thee! AITA - if I work multiple remote jobs at once without them knowing about each other ? quote:Title pretty much sums it up. I’m in a low earning field that caps out around 70k. I’m a single mom and up to my elbows in debt. Pre Covid I knew a delivery driver who did something like this. He'd be part time taking phone calls for some insurance company and would just pull over and do the phone work while he was on route. The addition of cameras in the delivery vans meant he had to quit the side gig. AITA for letting my 7 yo go out by himself against his mother’s wishes? quote:I (28M) was raised in a rural area where kids tend to grow up fast. When I was 5 I walked alone to the bus stop by the side of the road, by 9 I was already driving in the property… I now have a 7 year old son with my ex girlfriend (26F) and we have shared custody.
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[throwaway] my common law husband passed away 6 months ago, his sister wants me to give her his share of his inheritance.quote:I mean I kind of understand her point. My common law husband passed away suddenly 6 months ago. We have wills so I inherited his estate (like he would’ve inherited mine) a part of his estate is his inheritance from his mother who passed away just a couple of months before him. A house, summer cottage and some rentals. It amounts to a couple of million dollars. That would be divided between my husband and his sister. From the comments, they'd been married 15 years and SIL doesn't consider her family "anymore" lol.
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Nov 6, 2023 13:50
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Evil Willow posted:AITA for telling my sister that men find her intimidating and to chill? I agree with OP that Aoife needs to be careful about how she presents all this info, simply because when you get that infodump all at once it sounds fake as hell. Nobody could be *that* cool.
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Theophany posted:[throwaway] my common law husband passed away 6 months ago, his sister wants me to give her his share of his inheritance. Sister is just going for "you don't get what you don't ask for" and leaning into negative feelings OP has about not having a marriage party, which is irrelevant otherwise. The Diddler posted:I agree with OP that Aoife needs to be careful about how she presents all this info, simply because when you get that infodump all at once it sounds fake as hell. Nobody could be *that* cool. yeah, sounds like a guy that talks about his 15 years experience across four careers including four gap years for travel... by the time he is 23. Maybe it is true, most likely not, but definitely boastful if just unloaded on someone. Electric Wrigglies fucked around with this message at 14:29 on Nov 6, 2023 |
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Nov 6, 2023 14:27
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It sounds more like the OP has been seething about her sister being more interested in living than her for the last couple decades. I bet Aoife had done any of those given things a handful of times and they just stick in her craw so much it's defined her as a Business Xena
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AITA for getting behind this woman to dance with her at this club?quote:So I started going to clubs recently and there are some things about club culture that I’ve been learning but I guess I was wrong about. One thing I noticed is that a lot of times when women are twerking that guys will get behind them or pat them on the butt. A lot of times I’ve noticed that when guys get behind these women they just start twerking on them. I saw this so I started trying it myself and most of the time it would work except last night. The only high school dance I ever went to was my freshman year, and all I remember other than the bad decorations, is seeing one of my freshman bullies with a senior grinding the gently caress away behind her. This was years before twerking was a thing, but all I could wonder was if she was really into that. I was a super sheltered kid.
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Nov 6, 2023 14:41
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Aoife became so accomplished because she always remembered the wise words of her dear old Nonna: "Aoife first you don't succeed, try, try again!"
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Cowslips Warren posted:
What the actual gently caress is wrong with this dude.
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Nov 6, 2023 14:55
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Cowslips Warren posted:AITA for getting behind this woman to dance with her at this club? As someone who has been to their fair share of dance clubs in the past, I know exactly what this guy is doing and he is coming off like every other creep out there. Women will be dancing and have men just sidle up to them from behind and start dancing/dry humping them, with little to no consent implied. The women can't see behind them, so these guys get a quick thrill and hope the woman is into them once they turn around and see who is dancing with them. They never are. Because any man who actually knows the etiquette wouldn't do this. You are supposed to actually greet them first, you know, like a normal loving person and let them decide if they are interested or not. This is why a lot of women dance in pairs facing each other, so they can warn their friend when a guy is coming up behind them.
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Nov 6, 2023 15:20
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Cowslips Warren posted:
7 year olds are tiny, this is so loving stupid
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Nov 6, 2023 15:21
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7 year olds doing poo poo alone is incredibly normal in Finland
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youknowthatoneguy posted:As someone who has been to their fair share of dance clubs in the past, I know exactly what this guy is doing and he is coming off like every other creep out there. Much like dick pics, the dudes who never need to send them are always the ones ready to fire some off.
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