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prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Hamburglar posted:

It's not even so much whether they are right or wrong about their opinion on should people become financially bankrupt because of an illness; it's more who in the living gently caress thinks it's appropriate to bring their opinion up at that exact moment.

I could almost believe Scott said it because if he'd expressed sympathy, Booey would have exposed him for a liberal Communist who wants socialism in his healthcare.

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Mochiloc
Dec 30, 2001
Another vacation next week... hooray

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ
I really hate Scott more than ever. I just felt he was putting on a bit of a show with the hardcore conservative poo poo. I don't believe that anymore after reading that story about Gary. Thats just cold-hearted stupidity.

He's heartless, an unapologetic rear end in a top hat, and should have been fired long ago because he never owns up to his failures or mistakes. I bet he's gotten worse since joining the show because he makes a fraction of what the talent does and it bothers him to no end. If he didn't have to pay those dastardly taxes the video caddy would have been a huge success and he'd be just as rich as Howard!

chiz
Sep 28, 2002
Holy gently caress Bobo was on the show today? I didn't hear it, just read the site rundown but my loving god. Why would they encourage this freak? He's an annoying douche with stupid loving questions and licks Howards rear end in a top hat as Howard shits in his face. It's okay though cause Bobo will lick it all up and ask for seconds and Howard loves having his ego stroked.

I like that they humiliated him but they should have taken him out back and put a bullet between his eyes after the show.

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

Mochiloc posted:

Another vacation next week... hooray

Here we are on the 23rd of August and he's worked 6 days.

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

Drink up comrades

chiz posted:

I like that they humiliated him but they should have taken him out back and put a bullet between his eyes after the show.

Howard or bobo?

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!
Anyone hear Artie on the 21st talking about snorting heroin in the bathroom at Howie's wedding?

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

mcmagic posted:

Anyone hear Artie on the 21st talking about snorting heroin in the bathroom at Howie's wedding?

The picture of Artie outside the wedding has him wearing all black clothes with white powder all over his belly. I always assumed it was confectioner's sugar, but maybe not.

Shes Not Impressed
Apr 25, 2004


You would think Artie and Nick, being Italian Alpha Males, would know how to pronounce 'coniglio.' I swear working with Sicilians for a year in a pizza shop I learned more about Italy and the language than they pretend to.

Mochiloc
Dec 30, 2001
In the same vein, you'd also think that Sal would release an app that he could pronounce. Every time that guy says "massaj" instead of "massage" it cracks me up

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

Shes Not Impressed posted:

You would think Artie and Nick, being Italian Alpha Males, would know how to pronounce 'coniglio.' I swear working with Sicilians for a year in a pizza shop I learned more about Italy and the language than they pretend to.

"I put on my gupaleen to go to the pitzeria but there were tsitsoons out front so I got gabagool at Stop N Shop." I'm pretty sure this is what is known as eye-talian, rather than actual Italian. Of course I worked in a Greek-owned pizza shop so all I learned was about was how Albanians used to come over the mountain to steal my boss's wife's laundry.

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

Drink up comrades

prefect posted:

The picture of Artie outside the wedding has him wearing all black clothes with white powder all over his belly. I always assumed it was confectioner's sugar, but maybe not.

Wait, there is a real picture of that? Anyone got a link?

Is it this one?

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

AxeManiac posted:

Wait, there is a real picture of that? Anyone got a link?

Is it this one?


e:f;b by the post I was replying to :argh:

Shes Not Impressed
Apr 25, 2004


AxeManiac posted:

Wait, there is a real picture of that? Anyone got a link?

Is it this one?


That's an ultrasound

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Was he attempting to force the heroin into his stomach or something?

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

No he tried that later

Former Human
Oct 15, 2001

Hamburglar posted:

It ended up being that while walking out at the end of a show around the time Gary's father was dying, Gary had a heartfelt outpouring with Scott about how upsetting it is that his father is going broke and penniless paying for treatment for his illness.

Scott's friendly response to console his friend? "Well maybe he should have saved money and prepared better, Gary".

Attitudes like this piss me off to no end. Not only is it heartless but it's completely impractical. The cost of healthcare is so out of control you can't pay for surgery or longterm treatment on your own unless you're independently wealthy.

My sister is on medication that costs $26,000 a year. She was off it for a long time because, obviously, she and her husband don't have an extra 26 grand sitting around. The only reason she's getting the drugs now is because she got enrolled in a special indigent program.

Does Scott really think "saving and preparing" is a realistic option? You'd have to win the lottery for that to work.

If Scott gets sick with cancer or something I want to see how fast he changes his tune.

Sasquatch!
Nov 18, 2000


Former Human posted:

If Scott gets sick with cancer or something I want to see how fast he changes his tune.
Everyone like Scott changes their tune when it affects them.

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

Drink up comrades
I was reading something how most bankruptcy in the US is due to medical bills and pretty much everyone is one major medical incident away from being homeless. Scary poo poo. I have good health insurance and I recently had a health scare and it ended up costing me almost $1000 for an in and out emergency room visit.

poo poo is messed up and people like Scott just stick their heads in the sand, happy they are not getting poo poo on at the moment.

ziglol
Oct 13, 2006

The moment DePace dismissed the usefulness of learning music/creativity for children a few years back, is the moment I new he really is living in his own bubble. Ironic that he has the highest IQ between the staff.

Obviously not living up to his full IQ potential. :colbert:

OG KUSH BLUNTS
Jan 4, 2011

AltronHGX posted:

No he tried that later

I hate it when heroin gets stuck on my knife

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
Didn't Artie show up really late to Gary's father's funeral? I bet he was waiting on a dealer for just getting stoned out of his mind so he could deal with the daddy issues.

Former Human
Oct 15, 2001

ziglol posted:

Ironic that he has the highest IQ between the staff.

He doesn't. Will is higher.

an adult beverage
Aug 13, 2005

1,2,3,4,5 dem gators don't take no jive. go gator -US Rep. Corrine Brown (D) FL
Will always seems like the most "normal" of all the behind the scenes regulars.

GenoCanSing
Mar 2, 2004

Those of you bitching about Scott Depace, his poo poo is mild sauce compared to what used to happen on The Al Franken show.

quote:

"Resident Dittohead" Mark Luther
The show regularly featured a segment with Mark Luther, Franken's childhood friend and self-proclaimed dittohead. Franken would play a clip by Rush Limbaugh, take issue with Limbaugh's facts or logic, and argue about it with Luther.

Like, he would get this guy on the air, play the most indefensible or sometimes objectively incorrect clips from Limbaugh's show, and this dude would try to defend it. When he would end up just basically in a corner with no way out, he'd fall back on "Well, that's my opinion." even if it was an argument about a fact. It was madness inducing to listen to.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

an adult beverage posted:

Will always seems like the most "normal" of all the behind the scenes regulars.

Not that I'm saying he's abnormal for doing this, but wasn't there a segment where he crossdressed for some reason? Richard mentioned it in the hypnotism bit, but I can't seem to find any actual evidence that it ever happened.

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

Drink up comrades
I think that was part of the show, they kept trying to trick Gary the retard into liking a man in a dress. He was literally a dude in a dress, with face/body hair and everything.

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything

an adult beverage posted:

Will always seems like the most "normal" of all the behind the scenes regulars.

He has a big anger problem, but I think you're probably right in the grand scheme of things.

Agent Burt Macklin
Jul 3, 2003

Macklin, you son of a bitch

-Atom- posted:

He has a big anger problem, but I think you're probably right in the grand scheme of things.

The wackiest Will story I can recall (and it is a story about his anger) is that he went to a Phillies or Eagles game and was screaming at the fans of the other team, unprovoked. He was kind of bragging about it on TWUS one morning.

That's about it.

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

Kelly posted:

The wackiest Will story I can recall (and it is a story about his anger) is that he went to a Phillies or Eagles game and was screaming at the fans of the other team, unprovoked. He was kind of bragging about it on TWUS one morning.

That's about it.

That's a normal thing to do at Phillies and Eagles games.

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

Kelly posted:

The wackiest Will story I can recall (and it is a story about his anger) is that he went to a Phillies or Eagles game and was screaming at the fans of the other team, unprovoked. He was kind of bragging about it on TWUS one morning.

That's about it.

Yeah, that's pretty normal. For perspective, a former now-demolished stadium in Philadelphia literally had a jail + judge installed because of how vile and uncontrollable the fans were getting :)

(This post is also a shout-out to my Philly-goons! gently caress yeah, we are subhuman trash and we should all be rocketed into the sun!)

OG KUSH BLUNTS
Jan 4, 2011

I listened to the 9/11 show again. It's always so chilling to listen too.

"Oh some idiot crashed into the WTC, well back to Pam Anderson.... holy poo poo we're under attack."

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

AltronHGX posted:

Yeah, that's pretty normal. For perspective, a former now-demolished stadium in Philadelphia literally had a jail + judge installed because of how vile and uncontrollable the fans were getting :)

(This post is also a shout-out to my Philly-goons! gently caress yeah, we are subhuman trash and we should all be rocketed into the sun!)

Artie tells a (probably fake) story about a kid going before Judge Seamus McCaffrey at The Vet. When asked to make a statement, the guy says to the judge, "Troy Aikman is gay."

Mr Lance Murdock
Feb 29, 2008

Bones heal. Chicks dig scars. And the United States of America has the best doctor-to-daredevil ratio in the world

FogHelmut posted:

Artie tells a (probably fake) story about a kid going before Judge Seamus McCaffrey at The Vet. When asked to make a statement, the guy says to the judge, "Troy Aikman is gay."

Pretty sure he says "Troy Aikaman is a fag" but either way its a good story.

Manifest
Jul 7, 2007

HELLO THERE I COME FROM THE FUTURE
And like most Artie stories, completely made up!

Shes Not Impressed
Apr 25, 2004


Like Dominic being a born again Christian

Squashy Nipples
Aug 18, 2007

Manifest posted:

And like most Artie stories, completely made up!

I don't care. I lived in that city for 6 years, and attended numerous games at the old Spectrum and the old stadium. I believe that story in spirit!

CrazyAss13
Jun 12, 2002
Awesome Dude

YeahTubaMike posted:

Not that I'm saying he's abnormal for doing this, but wasn't there a segment where he crossdressed for some reason? Richard mentioned it in the hypnotism bit, but I can't seem to find any actual evidence that it ever happened.

I think this was about a bit they had where some of the staff dressed in drag for a contest, and Will was voted the best looking girl.

Kelly posted:

The wackiest Will story I can recall (and it is a story about his anger) is that he went to a Phillies or Eagles game and was screaming at the fans of the other team, unprovoked. He was kind of bragging about it on TWUS one morning.

That's about it.

This might have been another time but I remember Will getting his balls busted because the jumped on the back of a guy wearing a Vikings jersey at some game. Will blew it off as the guy was a Vikings fan, nothing wrong with that.

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.
Listening to the old thing where Howard left Gary's party early. He really is a wholly narcissistic rear end who cares nothing for anyone around him. It's amazing to hear his ego jump out to try and defend himself as everyone else in there told him what a rude jerk he was to do that at Gary's party. The man has zero class.

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Mr Lance Murdock
Feb 29, 2008

Bones heal. Chicks dig scars. And the United States of America has the best doctor-to-daredevil ratio in the world

Crotch Bat posted:

Listening to the old thing where Howard left Gary's party early. He really is a wholly narcissistic rear end who cares nothing for anyone around him. It's amazing to hear his ego jump out to try and defend himself as everyone else in there told him what a rude jerk he was to do that at Gary's party. The man has zero class.

"Its Booey's dinner party and Howard will leave if he wants to, leave if he wants to, leave if he wants to. If you think he's rude then go gently caress yourself too"

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