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Johnny Truant
Jul 22, 2008




Ralph Crammed In posted:

This is my new favorite picture on the internet. From the nipple in the middle of her face to the hairpins bigger than her arms to the bent sword grip. It is a sight to behold. Where I a Queen I'd hire this guy to hang around my court so that I could gaze upon it.

Tag yourself, I'm the fishnet undershirt

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nishi koichi
Feb 16, 2007

everyone feels that way and gives up.
that's how they get away with it.

oh my lord

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Is this some q anon poo poo, or just like Queen of Hearts?

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

what is it covering up

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Memento posted:

Is this some q anon poo poo, or just like Queen of Hearts?

Not that they're an authority, but Urban Dictionary has a few entries that say it means "only dates white dudes".

sweeperbravo posted:

what is it covering up

His ability to go shirtless without getting laughed at

deedee megadoodoo
Sep 28, 2000
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I, I took the one to Flavortown, and that has made all the difference.


That nipple looks just like a giant zit next to his nose. Amazing work.

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009



Johnny Truant posted:

Tag yourself, I'm the fishnet undershirt

I'm the kimono pattern that looks like wadded up toilet paper.

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?

Memento posted:

Is this some q anon poo poo, or just like Queen of Hearts?

Queen of Sharts

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬




I guess that thing where I will test my pen with a scribble on another part of the paper applies to tattoo machines too.

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)
i was hoping someone would go into detail but yes,
what is that squiggety squag

Modal Auxiliary
Jan 14, 2005

I believe it is supposed to be a cat. The cat is sitting on its hind legs facing right, and the front of its head has fallen off.

WeaponX
Jul 28, 2008



I think it’s an “S” and half a seahorse

HelleSpud
Apr 1, 2010
Is it a Baby Phat logo? But bad? Maybe her name start's with "S" and they tried to get that in there?

deedee megadoodoo
Sep 28, 2000
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I, I took the one to Flavortown, and that has made all the difference.


I found it. It looked vaguely like a cat so I google searched “single line cat drawing” and found the original image


https://www.shutterstock.com/fr/image-vector/one-line-cat-design-silhouette-drawn-657220000

Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?

Elviscat posted:

I was at a tattoo's-for-charity event with a really long line, and I overheard a long rant from the owner about how much he HATES giving memorial tattoos, because they're really common for people to regert, and lots of people get them covered up later, and he thought dumb memorial tattoos were pretty tasteless and not the kinda thing he wanted to do.

People get them when they are still super raw from the loss, sometimes before there's even been a funeral. One woman in our shop we had to cut off because she was trying to get a 3rd tattoo for her husband. I'm currently trying to laser off both of them now, it's been a long long process made worse by the fact that she doesn't understand removal is slow as poo poo at times and made even slower by the fact that we started working on 1 year old tattoos :doh:

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Removing a 1 year old memorial tattoo? Did she like go through his stuff and find his little black book?

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



Grief massively fucks with you and it was probably done on instinct. I know I can look back with clearer eyes and say ‘oh wow I acted like a massive jerk’ at times.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


I got a memorial tattoo 6 months after my dad died and 22 years later it’s still ok because I generally keep out of the sun.

CeramicPig
Oct 9, 2012

It’s all so bad.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Is it meant to look like a skull?

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
Why is there a flint arrowhead wrapped in a ribbon up there?

Edit: oh wait, saw the fingers. Huh.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


It's supposed to look like this:


That's "L' Amour de Pierrot" by Salvador Dali.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

ultrafilter posted:

It's supposed to look like this:

Too bad it doesn’t, that’s gorgeous.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

CeramicPig posted:


It’s all so bad.
The Brave Little Toaster on the shoulder seems off-theme.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Knormal posted:

The Brave Little Toaster on the shoulder seems off-theme.

I think that's the Blazed Little Toaster.

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem


:same:

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


I hate to nipple shame but he’s some some smooth glossy nips and it’s jarring.

Teach
Mar 28, 2008


Pillbug

Subjunctive posted:

Too bad it doesn’t, that’s gorgeous.

Dali did a lot of art that contained optical illusions - so much so that I've got this book. It's work looking out for.



This style was copied by the designer for Alice Cooper's Dada album.



And he often did the kind of illusions that need a prop - this is meant to be viewed by placing a cylindrical mirror in the centre, I think, in this case.



Wait, is this the bad tattoo thread?

Have a bad Dali-inspired, punning tattoo.

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012
Hello it’s me teen witch here to ruin your loving mood

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE

LingcodKilla posted:

I hate to nipple shame but he’s some some smooth glossy nips and it’s jarring.

I'm glad I wasn't the only one thinking this.

Also Dali rules

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

CeramicPig posted:


It’s all so bad.

The HOPE and FEAR on his pecs is very this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgcT2zW4KnE

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man



That's a great melting clock

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

teen witch posted:

Hello it’s me teen witch here to ruin your loving mood



That is clearly an Orc developing in its underground sac

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

The Bloop posted:

That is clearly an Orc developing in its underground sac

something somethign mother nature

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

Ralph Crammed In posted:

This is my new favorite picture on the internet. From the nipple in the middle of her face to the hairpins bigger than her arms to the bent sword grip. It is a sight to behold. Where I a Queen I'd hire this guy to hang around my court so that I could gaze upon it.

"Man! Man, come here!"
"My name is Michael, Your Highness."
"Yes, splendid. Do bare your chest for my guest the Duchess."
(Sighing, lifts shirt)
(Girlish laughter) "That will be all, thank you. You'll have supper delivered to your quarters tonight with an extra turnip as a treat."

Heath has a new favorite as of 01:26 on Aug 28, 2020

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

teen witch posted:

Hello it’s me teen witch here to ruin your loving mood



Fetal elephants need advocates. They’re endangered.

uranium grass
Jan 15, 2005

teen witch posted:

Hello it’s me teen witch here to ruin your loving mood



why is the baby's other leg so tan

SodomyGoat101
Nov 20, 2012

subpar anachronism posted:

why is the baby's other leg so tan

:itwaspoo:

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
The same tattoo, but with an alien embryo

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Johnny Truant
Jul 22, 2008




https://www.instagram.com/p/CEkuKqrHv0R

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