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CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
was WWIII the Eugenics war or was that another devastating war in human history?

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Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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the original draft of first contact said that china was the chief belligerent in ww3

eugenics wars were different

Tekopo
Oct 24, 2008

When you see it, you'll shit yourself.


I'm liking the obvious continuity errors in season 4 of Voyager so far, where everyone on board the ship (and especially Paris and Torres) state they don't know how to make transwarp work when two seasons earlier, they did manage to make transwarp work.

I remember the episode because it was the one where Paris turns into a Newt, abducts Janeway, fucks her, they have a spool of newt babies, and then they are magically turned back into humans.

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

Tekopo posted:

I'm liking the obvious continuity errors in season 4 of Voyager so far, where everyone on board the ship (and especially Paris and Torres) state they don't know how to make transwarp work when two seasons earlier, they did manage to make transwarp work.

I remember the episode because it was the one where Paris turns into a Newt, abducts Janeway, fucks her, they have a spool of newt babies, and then they are magically turned back into humans.

Nope, I was wrong. Nevermind.

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

The demographics of the federation seem to be mostly white people and what ever other groups are currently living in the US. I've always said WWIII must have basically killed everyone outside of north america since we never see anyone explicitly from a non-american culture. Picard being slightly french is seen as a novelty and the fact that he actually knows some french is unusual. North america and pockets of europe survived but there's like no non-american africans or asians in trek. It's all just the descendants of people who survived in north america.

That or, you know, an american show using american actors for an american audience.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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well it is supposed to be a utopian future

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


Baronjutter posted:

The demographics of the federation seem to be mostly white people and what ever other groups are currently living in the US. I've always said WWIII must have basically killed everyone outside of north america since we never see anyone explicitly from a non-american culture. Picard being slightly french is seen as a novelty and the fact that he actually knows some french is unusual. North america and pockets of europe survived but there's like no non-american africans or asians in trek. It's all just the descendants of people who survived in north america.
Actually I think that Asia won WW3 and everyone is actually genetically Korean in the future and you are just seeing the results of decades and decades worth of eyelid surgery and hair dye taken to their logical embryonic chromosomal editing conclusion.

Harry Kim himself however is more of an Epcot-centre recreation of a pre-war Asian person, which explains why he clumsily has the last name Kim but is also Chinese.

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Baronjutter posted:

we never see anyone explicitly from a non-american culture

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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I just watched the DS9 episode "Sacrifice of Angels" and holy poo poo was that a good loving episode. Like it's up there with The Best of Both Worlds and All Good Things.

I unfortunately have to live with the fact that they're going to ruin Gul Dukat going forward

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


Hello fellow earthmonkey pinkskins. What do you think about the Star Trek: Enterprise character Shran, honorable captain of the Imperial Guard and all-around good dude.

I think he really made the series. I sure wish I could be as cool and good as Shran. I also hear all the nice pinkskin ladypeople want his antennae.

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?

Fojar38 posted:

I just watched the DS9 episode "Sacrifice of Angels" and holy poo poo was that a good loving episode. Like it's up there with The Best of Both Worlds and All Good Things.

I unfortunately have to live with the fact that they're going to ruin Gul Dukat going forward

You still have Waltz, which is the definitive Dukat episode. Everything following that is a mixed bag of hilariously bad to just awful.

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007


Worf's parents are Russian and I think the Bashirs are Australian

edit: but the accent is wrong. Why do I think that?

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


Without looking it up the Bashirs are East London cockneys, are they not?

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

...and the pitch! posted:

Worf's parents are Russian and I think the Bashirs are Australian

edit: but the accent is wrong. Why do I think that?

I thought the Bashirs were middle eastern

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Shran owns, im not all the way through enterprise but the redemption characters for the old rear end in a top hat species are always great.

1000 Brown M and Ms
Oct 22, 2008

F:\DL>quickfli 4-clowns.fli
I don't think it's ever stated where Bashir's family come from. They sound British and Bashir is an Arabic name, but that's all we know.

His dad was sent to the penal colony in New Zealand at the end of his episode. Maybe that's where the confusion comes from.

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

I could swear they mention travelling from Sydney but I'll be damned if I'm going to watch that episode to find out. It wouldn't mean they were from there anyway.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
I would watch a spinoff series consisting of nothing but Garak and Bashir having lunch conversations.

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


Far too much Bashir for me.

I'd watch a spinoff of Garak having weekly claustrophobic episodes.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Why does Earth still have so much regionalism in a universe where you can beam from New York to Kazakhstan whenever you want

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Fojar38 posted:

Why does Earth still have so much regionalism in a universe where you can beam from New York to Kazakhstan whenever you want

It's a hobby. People decide they're gonna be Russian today or whatever. Same deal as running a jambalaya shack.

Trast
Oct 20, 2010

Three games, thousands of playthroughs. 90% of the players don't know I exist. Still a redhead saving the galaxy with a [Right Hook].

:edi:

Fojar38 posted:

Why does Earth still have so much regionalism in a universe where you can beam from New York to Kazakhstan whenever you want

That would endanger the experience of going to Key West once in your life time.

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

I would watch a spinoff series consisting of nothing but Garak and Bashir having lunch conversations.

And it shall be called Raktajino and Cigarettes.

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!

Baronjutter posted:

Yeah it often seems weird how ignorant everyone is of human history. You think that would be something aliens would study to understand humans a bit better. It's always jokes about how soft and weak and cowardly humans are. We've done poo poo that would make the Obsidian Order grossed out, we've had regimes that make the Romulans look ethical and open, we've had wars that would see Klingons pissing their pants and crying in the trenches. Humans are god drat terrifying and one replicator shortage away from going full hitler. Gene would argue we've conquered these urges but gently caress you gene, unless we've been genetically engineered to change some pretty core instincts we've hyper violent tribal primates.

I think with every species, though, they'd find a way to sort of find a way to sugarcoat or infantilize the human horrors as not that big a deal.

Klingons could probably look at human wars and just go, "Well, you know, those awful examples of humanity... that's just ants fighting and there's nothing really horrific about that. No... A Klingon war far less brutal and bloody is actually worse because our methods of combat, honor and motivations have so much more subtlety that it just cannot help but generate a greater sense of emotion, and yes, 'horror' to the spirit and mind of any sentient being if you were to compare them side by side... That is, if non-Klingons could even appreciate the depth which even the most minor Klingon skirmish carries with it."

The Romulans/Cardassians would probably make a big deal about, "Oh, you had purges to eliminate and reeducate people who did not fit into your governments' dogmas? Is that what you call what you did? Clumsy is what we'd call it. Clumsy and inefficient. Your entire history on the subject reads like children throwing tantrums. It's unsophisticated and almost amusing if it were not so embarrassing. It's only fitting, I suppose. You see this book one of your Starfleet crew gave me? '1984'. Controversial, you say? I read it to humor them, and I must admit I found its only controversial quality is that it is not considered literature only fit for the amusement of children in your culture."

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



it's explicitly stated that vulcans were the worst of all, even worse than humans

pomery
Oct 19, 2016

VectorSigma posted:

it's explicitly stated that vulcans were the worst of all, even worse than humans

They say they committed much worse atrocities but are these atrocious mentioned in detail?

sweet geek swag
Mar 29, 2006

Adjust lasers to FUN!





Well Vulcan is desert, and assuming life evolved there, I'm betting whatever they did caused complete ecological collapse.

bloodychill
May 8, 2004

And if the world
should end tonight,
I had a crazy, classic life
Exciting Lemon

pomery posted:

They say they committed much worse atrocities but are these atrocious mentioned in detail?

Some of the most brutal passive aggressive notes the universe has ever seen.

Trast
Oct 20, 2010

Three games, thousands of playthroughs. 90% of the players don't know I exist. Still a redhead saving the galaxy with a [Right Hook].

:edi:

pomery posted:

They say they committed much worse atrocities but are these atrocious mentioned in detail?

Enterprise goes into a little detail during the fourth season. Basically what became the Romulans fought what became the Vulcans in a full nuclear exchange. They also threw in psionic mind destroyers and all other sorts of sci-fi CIA wet dream super weapons because they all went legit crazy to see each other dead. They turned their world into a volcanic desert with a couple stray oceans and that is after a couple thousand years of ecological rehab.

MrSlam
Apr 25, 2014

And there you sat, eating hamburgers while the world cried.

bloodychill posted:

Some of the most brutal passive aggressive notes the universe has ever seen.

The Vulcan Museum of War has a showcase of post-it notes the ancient vulcans left each other on the fridge

The one that sparked the final war is a brittle note that reads, "Really? Really?"

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!

Trast posted:

Enterprise goes into a little detail during the fourth season. Basically what became the Romulans fought what became the Vulcans in a full nuclear exchange. They also threw in psionic mind destroyers and all other sorts of sci-fi CIA wet dream super weapons because they all went legit crazy to see each other dead. They turned their world into a volcanic desert with a couple stray oceans and that is after a couple thousand years of ecological rehab.

They were just getting ready to turn a corner on that rehab, too, until Nero showed up.

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?
I'd like to see a klingon boast about inter-human conflicts, and then some human who doesn't know history that well picks a Holo program at random and ends up picking The Somme or Okinawa. They both come out with ptsd

CharlieWhiskey
Aug 18, 2005

everything, all the time

this is the world
Shran is cool and good

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

CharlieWhiskey posted:

Shran is cool and good

I believe you mean LIQUIDATOR Brunt, FCA.

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?
Weyoun bitches

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:
Haven't watched enterprise but Weyoun is rhe best Combs character. No Question.

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


All of these are merely avatars of Shran.

Shran, then admiral in the mighty imperial guard, spread his seed across the galaxy so that it might benefit future generations in far off places.

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


The fact that the vast majority of sentient life in the Trek universe is very similar to humanity (the children of adam and eve) and, apparently, is sexually compatible with man (the children of adam and eve), is evidence that "Star Trek" is a work of christian fiction.

You see, all of the aliens were created in god's (as we know Him) image, meaning that this universe was created by the Judeo-Christian god from the Bible. Furthermore, the fact that all these weird aliens look like humans (the children of adam and eve) is proof that God came here first and that we (the children of adam and eve) are his favored people.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
:stare:

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pomery
Oct 19, 2016

Trast posted:

Enterprise goes into a little detail during the fourth season. Basically what became the Romulans fought what became the Vulcans in a full nuclear exchange. They also threw in psionic mind destroyers and all other sorts of sci-fi CIA wet dream super weapons because they all went legit crazy to see each other dead. They turned their world into a volcanic desert with a couple stray oceans and that is after a couple thousand years of ecological rehab.

Thanks for the info.
Now I want I gritty Vulcan-Romulus war series with mind control shenanigans.

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