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Mo_Steel
Mar 7, 2008

Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together

Fun Shoe

Turdfuzz posted:

im p bored right now



ed balls, please make trump make the tweet

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JosefStalinator
Oct 9, 2007

Come Tbilisi if you want to live.




Grimey Drawer
i mean insurance costs like 12 bucks a year, im sure the WH pays benefits

WorldIndustries
Dec 21, 2004

https://twitter.com/AshleyRParker/status/888205676325076993

:getin:

BUSH 2112
Sep 17, 2012

I lie awake, staring out at the bleakness of Megadon.
donald trump is the most presidential man on television

(it's worth a shot)

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Yinlock posted:

so what did mueller do that's got trump spooked suddenly

he expanded the investigation to include trump's finances

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
oj is old now
old juice

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

He's going to pardon everyone

What are we going to do about it

old.flv
Jan 28, 2017

A good lad who likes his Anna's.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

JosefStalinator posted:

what if like youre unemployed and really desperate

well yeah obviously you take the job then

scaramuchi is a hedge fund billionaire and works at the export import bank right now though

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Yinlock posted:

so what did mueller do that's got trump spooked suddenly

the fabled tax returns

JosefStalinator
Oct 9, 2007

Come Tbilisi if you want to live.




Grimey Drawer
did we ever figure out if the president can actually pardon himself

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
I love this a lot
https://twitter.com/brianstelter/status/888185502418878464

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

one of the biggest rock stars of the century suddenly dies and it's not the biggest story

in the end

it doesn't even matter

JosefStalinator
Oct 9, 2007

Come Tbilisi if you want to live.




Grimey Drawer

Joementum posted:

well yeah obviously you take the job then

scaramuchi is a hedge fund billionaire and works at the export import bank right now though

i think the inverse of being unemployed is being so rich you dont give a gently caress what you do

like hey you'll get in the history books and get an inside look at a hilarious sinking ship

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

JosefStalinator posted:

did we ever figure out if the president can actually pardon himself

about to

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

the nyts question to trump was awfully specific regarding family financial info

BUSH 2112
Sep 17, 2012

I lie awake, staring out at the bleakness of Megadon.

JosefStalinator posted:

did we ever figure out if the president can actually pardon himself

only if he has his lower ribs surgically removed, i heard

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010


lol he can't stop

JosefStalinator
Oct 9, 2007

Come Tbilisi if you want to live.




Grimey Drawer

in a 5-4 decision...

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

euphronius posted:

He's going to pardon everyone

What are we going to do about it


the key is he can't pardon for state crimes, and he's done nothing but shady poo poo in NY which hates him so

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012




he was born with the gift of laughter and a sense that the world was mad

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

JosefStalinator posted:

did we ever figure out if the president can actually pardon himself

he totally can

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

JosefStalinator posted:

did we ever figure out if the president can actually pardon himself

it's unknown if he actually can because there's no precedent for it

AARP LARPer
Feb 19, 2005

THE DARK SIDE OF SCIENCE BREEDS A WEAPON OF WAR

Buglord
does anyone know how long turdfuzz was dead before his body was discovered?

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.

john McCain on his deathbed, "well he is the president and has the right to do that"

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
milk milk lemonade
round the corner fudge is made

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
Oh hey nice to see you! Btw did you know it isn't smart to march on Russia in the winter? Many people don't know about this. Oh yeah you can totes record this, Hope, please clear my schedule.

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug

The Nastier Nate posted:

I can buy Pence going down with the ship, but I don't see a scenario where Paul Ryan is under any investigation. Best case scenario is that theres a dem speaker at the time. There's no law that you can't be president just cause you're under FBI investigation now is there?

Nah, they already have Ryan asking people to not speak about Russia when it's painfully obvious his party is in the poo poo.

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008


also there's no way trump asked about pardoning aides or family members

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

I loved when ivanaka sent in the kid when trump was on thin ice

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

The Nastier Nate posted:

I can buy Pence going down with the ship, but I don't see a scenario where Paul Ryan is under any investigation. Best case scenario is that theres a dem speaker at the time. There's no law that you can't be president just cause you're under FBI investigation now is there?

paul ryan is on tape saying he knows

Cthulhumatic
May 21, 2007
Not dreaming...just turned off.

euphronius posted:

He's going to pardon everyone

What are we going to do about it

CIA "rogue operators."

Edit: It's a goddamn joke, feds.

Mo_Steel
Mar 7, 2008

Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together

Fun Shoe

Vertical Lime posted:

one of the biggest rock stars of the century suddenly dies and it's not the biggest story

in the end

it doesn't even matter

dio died a long time ago tho

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QVpb2W8lwU

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
MAKE THE PARDONS YOU FAT ORANGE BITCH
https://twitter.com/tribelaw/status/888225191121367040

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Youth Decay posted:

"Hold my Coke" - Trump

He keeps drinking that garbage.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
it doesn't matter if he pardons himself because congress can still impeach him for whatever he pardons himself for having done

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Philthy posted:

Nah, they already have Ryan asking people to not speak about Russia when it's painfully obvious his party is in the poo poo.

i remember there were a couple of articles about mcconnell's shady ties too that have gone mysteriously unelaborated upon or remarked about

almost like someone is saving up the evidence to take him down

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008


oh poo poo

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



deadgoon is okay and i think it was a mistake to give him forumstinycancer

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DAD LOST MY IPOD
Feb 3, 2012

Fats Dominar is on the case


there's also no reason the president can't pardon himself, and then the next justice department can go "ok lol we're still prosecuting you, that pardon was invalid because ~reasons~." pardons aren't magic. they won't though because any deal cut to ensure trump's resignation would include immunity because these good ol boys all take care of each other

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