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Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Jazerus posted:

i remember there were a couple of articles about mcconnell's shady ties too that have gone mysteriously unelaborated upon or remarked about

almost like someone is saving up the evidence to take him down

mcconnell will probably live through this by selling everyone out

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Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

euphronius posted:

He's going to pardon everyone

What are we going to do about it

i'm going to shitpost in the trump thread

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Joementum posted:

it doesn't matter if he pardons himself because congress can still impeach him for whatever he pardons himself for having done

what if he sets up a macro to pardon himself once per second

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011
but not yet

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless

Al! posted:

this is the hip new posting format
that i stole from deadgoon

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

gently caress ur dumb tiny letters

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
You can't pardon yourself when you're not the President.

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

but most of all gently caress u!!!!

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

posts are property therefore theft

Rocks
Dec 30, 2011

Jesus every time I stop following politics for a few days trump sucks u back in

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

ppl stealin other ppls posts whats the world comin to

BrownieMinusEye
Apr 22, 2008

Oven Wrangler
Wait, so he pardons people and then legally they can't use the 5th to get out of testimony?

Bing bong so loving simple, just lie the whole time and nobody will bother holding you accountable cause nothing matters.

Am I missing something? Is day crew staying up past their bedtime?

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYtAmrQUt_s

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
does anyone know if we can donate to turdfuzzs next of kin

Martin BadClixx
Jul 14, 2012

dada stijl

:cumpolice:
Tiny letters are a punishment now?

Can i have green letters? I am a bad boiii

Dairy Days
Dec 26, 2007

fire sessions, mueller, pardon everyone TRUMP

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Thatim posted:

Tiny letters are a punishment now?

Can i have green letters? I am a bad boiii

yea its a punishment n not a thing u can totally do n have always been able to do

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

https://twitter.com/aigkenham/status/887194482424164354

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://twitter.com/ashleyfeinberg/status/888227341671047169

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


Joementum posted:

it doesn't matter if he pardons himself because congress can still impeach him for whatever he pardons himself for having done

see that "can" thing is the big qualifier there aint it? not "is compelled to"

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Al! posted:

does anyone know if we can donate to turdfuzzs next of kin

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
Wonder what we've gotta do to get Turdfuzz's ghost to stop haunting this thread

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

jomentum can the president pardon contempt of congress

I don't think he can

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

BUSH 2112 posted:

not gonna lie, coke is on my drug bucket list and you're all making a really good case for doing it in crack form

dont do it its actually really boring. the first time i smoked it raw and i just kind of fell asleep and a decade after the fact all i can remember is "yeah it felt good a nd then uhh.... i guess i blacked out?"

second time i smoked weed out of a coworker's pipe after work and i was like "I feel funny" and they said "oh yeah i smoked crack out of that yesterday"

this was at the grove in los angeles which is a really high end tourist mall that happens to be next to a park where mostly mexican families have barbecues and paly soccer during the day. but at night it becomes an open air crack market. it was a very poorly lit park. or it was, havent been there in years. it was

anyway the second time i got a minor crack buzz and my coworker asked me if i was fine and i said id just wait it out for half an hour and drive home then. so they leave. and the lighting in the parking structure becomes just incredibly oppressive and i feel like a vampire running away from a rising sun and i look into the crack park and its so dark and inviting. and as i was shambling toward it i realized "ooohhhhhh thats why crackheads hang out there duh

best case scenario youll black out worst case you realize why crack suckks

Mo_Steel
Mar 7, 2008

Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together

Fun Shoe

Turdfuzz posted:

gently caress ur dumb tiny letters

Turdfuzz posted:

but most of all gently caress u!!!!

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

Joementum posted:

Trump issues pardon of John McCain for cooperating with Hanoi while in prison, gives press conference saying he wanted to do it before he died because he knew how much John would love it

yes... yes!

Martin BadClixx
Jul 14, 2012

dada stijl

:cumpolice:

Turdfuzz posted:

yea its a punishment n not a thing u can totally do n have always been able to do

I knew it.

Thanks jesus-ape

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

this is when those nevertrumpers tried to reclaim cucks by calling themselves cucks and then everyone was yeah youre cucks

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

if i was local and 16yo id try to get a job werkin at their snack bar so i could put research chemicals in the refreshments

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Mariana Horchata posted:

if i was local and 16yo id try to get a job werkin at their snack bar so i could put research chemicals in the refreshments

each of them would leave believing they truly encountered jesus lol

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless

Turdfuzz posted:

gently caress ur dumb tiny letters

Turdfuzz posted:

but most of all gently caress u!!!!

rawrr
Jul 28, 2007
lol that 3 NYT reporters were able to goad him into incriminating himself on the record.

Imagine what Putin and other world leaders have been able to manipulate him into spilling off the record

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/CNN/status/888185941235466240

lol

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
*yawn*
https://twitter.com/thehill/status/888221753708871680

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
yeah theyre totally doing gay night club poo poo on that ark on weekends because the museum closes at 6 or someting

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




euphronius posted:

He's going to pardon everyone

What are we going to do about it

mueller passes a fat manila folder labeled "crimes - trump!!" to a friendly da in new york state

Fireside Nut
Feb 10, 2010

turp


I'm so grief stricken I still see turdfuzz's posts all the time when I refresh the thread

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

close encounters of the jesus kind

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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

rawrr posted:

lol that 3 NYT reporters was able to goad him into incriminating himself on the record.

Imagine what Putin and other world leaders have been able to manipulate him into spilling off the record

the best was when he was rambling and one reporter was like "holy poo poo is this one the record???" and trump was like "yeah motherfucoer "

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