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FruitNYogurtParfait
Mar 29, 2006

Sion lied. Deadtear died for our sins. #VengeanceForDeadtear
#PunGateNeverForget
#ModLivesMatter
i too think about xenuria

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Anagram of GINGER
Oct 3, 2014

by Smythe
I think about you when I need my boner to go away at funerals

Hexel
Nov 18, 2011




:yikes:

FruitNYogurtParfait
Mar 29, 2006

Sion lied. Deadtear died for our sins. #VengeanceForDeadtear
#PunGateNeverForget
#ModLivesMatter

Mekchu
Apr 10, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Tsed posted:

Yeah, I posted that. Isn't it Richter Enderas though?

Yeah something like that. He's pretty annoying so I'm actually kind of glad he didn't rejoin PL for this war.

Kesper North
Nov 3, 2011

EMERGENCY POWER TO PARTY
The sum total of my involvement in EVE right now is making horrible puns on Jabber and getting summaries of current events direct from :ullerrm: at a lakeside bar while he feeds me beer.

Feels good, man.

Syndic Thrass
Nov 10, 2011

Kesper North posted:

The sum total of my involvement in EVE right now is making horrible puns on Jabber and getting summaries of current events direct from :ullerrm: at a lakeside bar while he feeds me beer.

Feels good, man.

Graduate from winning to playing with blops like the rest of the bittervet krew

Huge_Midget
Jun 6, 2002

I don't like the look of it...
Is there a thread or something to get in on the blops action? I'd like to start training in that direction and I was wondering what ships and fits were being used for covert terror.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Huge_Midget posted:

Is there a thread or something to get in on the blops action? I'd like to start training in that direction and I was wondering what ships and fits were being used for covert terror.

Blackops Recruitment 2015: Killboard's Green(ish) Edition

Click that link to go to the recruitment thread.

Do not cold-apply to Blackops through GSFHoACaUI, your participation in blackops activities and self-starterness is your application, if you are active enough someone will notice you and tell you you meet the grade. Jump into blackops_pub in Jabber, ask where people are doing blackops poo poo, and show up in the proper ship and kill nerds.

Anagram of GINGER
Oct 3, 2014

by Smythe
I feel like there's a missed opportunity here for a lengthy application questionnaire with a Taylor Swift theme and pink text

Goatman Sacks
Apr 4, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Unfunny Poster posted:

Also someone posted this hilarious 4 year old SoundCloud of Richter Belmont (who was in TEST at the time) whinging hard about the ~cultural revolution~ on GF.com.

He legitimately couldn't handle being told not to post racist, misogynistic, homophobic stuff on a singular forum.

https://soundcloud.com/bonuscan/massive_rant

lmao that dude is almost in tears because he can't say racial slurs on comms

someone repost Richter's pre-B-R post

Goatman Sacks fucked around with this message at 04:08 on Apr 21, 2016

Xolve
Oct 12, 2012

Well, shoot! We ain't come this far just to dump this thing in the drink. What's the nearest target opportunity?

Goatman Sacks posted:

lmao that dude is almost in tears because he can't say racial slurs on comms

someone repost Richter's pre-B-R post

pretty standard richter meltdown tbh

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



frozenpussy posted:

I feel like there's a missed opportunity here for a lengthy application questionnaire with a Taylor Swift theme and pink text

No need, application questionnaires are loving retarded, they're 90% bullshit and answers are easily googleable. Flying in space with someone and being on comms with them in a probational status is a far better filter than a 15 question quiz on imaginary spaceship mechanics. If you're not a fit, you'll be told to shove off, if you fit you'll be told you're alright and be allowed into the treehouse.

Anagram of GINGER
Oct 3, 2014

by Smythe

Tokyo Sexwhale posted:

No need, application questionnaires are loving retarded, they're 90% bullshit and answers are easily googleable. Flying in space with someone and being on comms with them in a probational status is a far better filter than a 15 question quiz on imaginary spaceship mechanics. If you're not a fit, you'll be told to shove off, if you fit you'll be told you're alright and be allowed into the treehouse.

Yeah but how do you feel about the statement about pay equality in the hit single Shake It Off

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



frozenpussy posted:

Yeah but how do you feel about the statement about pay equality in the hit single Shake It Off

Taylor Swift is hot.

Gwyneth Palpate
Jun 7, 2010

Do you want your breadcrumbs highlighted?

~SMcD

Tokyo Sexwhale posted:

Taylor Swift is hot garbage.

FruitNYogurtParfait
Mar 29, 2006

Sion lied. Deadtear died for our sins. #VengeanceForDeadtear
#PunGateNeverForget
#ModLivesMatter
querns is signing his posts, inside of a quote

thats meta

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax

Tokyo Sexwhale posted:

No need, application questionnaires are loving retarded, they're 90% bullshit and answers are easily googleable. Flying in space with someone and being on comms with them in a probational status is a far better filter than a 15 question quiz on imaginary spaceship mechanics. If you're not a fit, you'll be told to shove off, if you fit you'll be told you're alright and be allowed into the treehouse.

this is unironically the reason i didnt gently caress off to literally any other wormhole group

mpaarating
May 6, 2011

The Baddest Boi

FruitNYogurtParfait posted:

querns is signing his posts, inside of a quote

thats meta

I always like querns when I think of his name, but then i think of his basic posting

Anagram of GINGER
Oct 3, 2014

by Smythe
The game mechanics questions are pointless because you can just check killboards. The Taylor Swift poo poo is a good way to screen unfunny blowhards, though I think you can go edgier with maybe Bjork or Lady Gaga. She does weird poo poo and that's cool.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012




Gwyneth Palpate
Jun 7, 2010

Do you want your breadcrumbs highlighted?

~SMcD

FruitNYogurtParfait posted:

querns is inside of a quote

Tsed
Jan 30, 2008

aaaaag drugs





Goatman Sacks posted:

lmao that dude is almost in tears because he can't say racial slurs on comms

someone repost Richter's pre-B-R post

I made my best guesses/recollection as the un-censoring from the source:


richter posted:

"If at any given moment, N3 ping for all hands on dick supercarriers and capital ships, they will get more individual people in fleet than your entire coalition can combined on its very best day.

This isn't conjecture, this is something that has been proven again and again because your leaders like to bury their heads in the sand and ignore the game itself in favor of posting and posturing and writing tl;dr CEO updates about garbage that will never see the light of day (and if it does, the only place it will be is on the killboard of my alliance) instead of realizing that every capital and supercapital pilot with a pulse and a will to use their dread/super/titan/slowcat is gravitating towards one side because hey, guess what, that side actually DOES use their big toys on the regular and when push comes to shove as evidenced by the fight in DY- your alliance is literally impotent.

If a super 'fight' actually happens, it isn't going to be an actual fight, it is going to be a CFC gangrape hosted by Manny, Grath and Vince and you'll have no one to blame but your own leaders and FCs for being yes men fucbois instead of growing a pair of balls and equipping some initiative."

Fix Lag
Sep 8, 2011

There's a sale at Penny's!

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
deadtear you should join hole squad, you fit our posting metric

edit: querns to

Daruna
Jul 3, 2011
so, to recap:


vast majority of cfc posters in this thread have sailed aboard the USS Privacy Invasion

former gsf ceo darius johnson matters less than proven internet weirdo xenuria

current gsf ceo the mittani can outdrink andre the giant and outdance michael jackson in da club

deadtear still shitposts

Daruna
Jul 3, 2011
did i miss anything else while i was at work??

Mekchu
Apr 10, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
http://i.imgur.com/7SiE245.webm

RhoA
Jul 20, 2014

Venom Snake posted:

deadtear you should join hole squad, you fit our posting metric

edit: querns to

Lmbo.

FruitNYogurtParfait
Mar 29, 2006

Sion lied. Deadtear died for our sins. #VengeanceForDeadtear
#PunGateNeverForget
#ModLivesMatter

Venom Snake posted:

deadtear you should join hole squad, you fit our posting metric

edit: querns to

im sure i meet the requirements when you're someone with some modicum of power and are illiterate

FruitNYogurtParfait
Mar 29, 2006

Sion lied. Deadtear died for our sins. #VengeanceForDeadtear
#PunGateNeverForget
#ModLivesMatter

Tsed posted:

I made my best guesses/recollection as the un-censoring from the source:

that hubris owned so much, it's the real version of whatever crazybrains reddit shill wishes mittani said

FruitNYogurtParfait
Mar 29, 2006

Sion lied. Deadtear died for our sins. #VengeanceForDeadtear
#PunGateNeverForget
#ModLivesMatter
http://i.imgur.com/6NwC5fN.webm

Voyager I
Jun 29, 2012

This is how your posting feels.
🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥

Venom Snake posted:

deadtear you should join hole squad, you fit our posting metric

edit: querns to

Wait, did Hole Squad go fully independent in the time I spent not paying attention to this game?


This seems like the war that we were always waiting for but nobody's buying banner adds about blowing the Horn of Goondor, most of the thread is irrelevant shitposting, and it seems like most of the regulars aren't even in the CFC anymore?


Do appreciate the deadtear gifs though. Dogs own.

Marxalot
Dec 24, 2008

Appropriator of
Dan Crenshaw's Eyepatch

Voyager I posted:

Wait, did Hole Squad go fully independent in the time I spent not paying attention to this game?


This seems like the war that we were always waiting for but nobody's buying banner adds about blowing the Horn of Goondor, most of the thread is irrelevant shitposting, and it seems like most of the regulars aren't even in the CFC anymore?


Do appreciate the deadtear gifs though. Dogs own.

Current war strat/status:
-Sov mechanics got changed alot.
-We got dogpiled by half of eve.
-Dude who had a tree fall on his trailer (digi cut it) is paying trillions of isk to make the above happen.
-We're chillin till the heat dies down.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Wait, the guy bankrolling the MBC isn't some eccentric rich dude with tons of money to burn? He's actually choosing to dump tens of thousands of dollars into EVE rather than actually improve his life? wow

Hexel
Nov 18, 2011




Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Wait, the guy bankrolling the MBC isn't some eccentric rich dude with tons of money to burn? He's actually choosing to dump tens of thousands of dollars into EVE rather than actually improve his life? wow

He just wants yall to be True Goons™ again is that so much to ask

FruitNYogurtParfait
Mar 29, 2006

Sion lied. Deadtear died for our sins. #VengeanceForDeadtear
#PunGateNeverForget
#ModLivesMatter
i thought boson was the one with the trailer

Hexel
Nov 18, 2011




FruitNYogurtParfait posted:

i thought boson was the one with the trailer

I live in Georgia get over it

Marxalot
Dec 24, 2008

Appropriator of
Dan Crenshaw's Eyepatch

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Wait, the guy bankrolling the MBC isn't some eccentric rich dude with tons of money to burn? He's actually choosing to dump tens of thousands of dollars into EVE rather than actually improve his life? wow

Oh, no it's internet spaceship money from running an online casino. Which is equally hilarious.

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Syndic Thrass
Nov 10, 2011

Orange Red Bull posted:

I live in Georgia get over it

Same. Not in a trailer though. poo poo there's a whole road of legit bonified cousin fuckers 7 minutes from me yet it's still not a trailer

Is this legit boson though? If so lowtax appreciates the tenbux that could gone towards you not living in a trailer.

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