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Strawman posted:I said we should sell Kane for £150m+ and re invest ito the squad and I still stand by that you kiddy fiddling oval office. Funny how you have to attack my post history just because I made you feel stupid about your VAR statement. Grow up you twat, the last thing I want is this place becoming a bitter embarrassing cringe fest like certain other forums. Yikes
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Jesus, I was gonna say selling Kane for 150 might have made cold, calculated sense if they knew earlier that Son was so good then bam, racism
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Just seem Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain’s celebrations 19 minutes played this season; 0 in the Champions League A real top player would be throwing that medal away and vow to work hard and earn one
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trem_two posted:Just seem Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain’s celebrations 3rd string keeper in his gloves made me chuckle.
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So Tim Howard is now part owner of an English non-league club. 
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CyberPingu posted:3rd string keeper in his gloves made me chuckle. Robert Green played zero minutes for Chelsea this season, wasn’t even registered to play in the Europa League, and they let him lift the trophy. Then he retired.
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Strawman posted:I said we should sell Kane for £150m+ and re invest ito the squad and I still stand by that you kiddy fiddling oval office. Funny how you have to attack my post history just because I made you feel stupid about your VAR statement. Grow up you twat, the last thing I want is this place becoming a bitter embarrassing cringe fest like certain other forums. Yet more evidence that bigotry is devoid of reason, Son was literally the only spurs player who looked up for it. If your thinking is based on ethnic  , surely you'd be frantically scouring the K league
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Guess who wrote thisquote:‘How dull it is to pause, to make an end, to rust unburnish’d, not to shine in use!” Cristiano Ronaldo has been accused of many things across his impossibly gilded carer, some more serious than others. But his sheer unbending will remains a remarkable source of strength in his late years. Like Ulysses in the poem, returning home to Ithaca from his glorious travels, there is an element of epic glamour about Ronaldo’s presence as Portugal’s captain in Porto for the Nations League final on Sunday night.
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oliwan posted:Guess who wrote this
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gently caress the duck , whoa whoa whoa jack colback , you know never believe hes not scholes
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CyberPingu posted:
Next level
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Guaranteed the guy in the Fedora still lives with his mum.
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CyberPingu posted:Guaranteed the guy in the Fedora still lives with his mum. m’um
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The Nightmare Fear Factory Halloween GBS thread started early this year I see.CyberPingu posted:Guaranteed the guy in the Fedora still lives with his mum.
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It is the late morning on a sunny quiet day in Catalonia, Spain. An elderly gentleman enters a nondescript door on the street corner. A bell tinkles softly to signal his arrival. He’s a regular, and spots the young man at the counter. “Good morning Leo! Is Señor Farina in?" "Ahh, no. He's at his mother's." "Oh! Is she unwell?" "She's been under the weather." "What a shame. I hope she gets better soon!" "Yes." "Um. So, uh, got any pumpernickel bread?" "Just made some, actually." "Really? Smells great." "Hehe, I can't really tell. Even with my big nose." "Aw, it's not that big! Besides, you know what they say about guys with big noses?" "They can smell bread better?" "Not exactly, Leo." "I mean, I can tell when the sourdough cultures are ready without even looking, but I think it's more down to experie-" "How big is your penis?" "E-excuse me?" "Your penis, Lionel. How big is it." "Ummmm..." "Ho ho! No need to be embarrassed! We've all got one, eh?" "I...I guess..." "See? Look at my penis! It's quite small wouldn't you say?" "It's...okay." "Oh, please. I know it's small! It's because I've got a small nose! Come now, don't be shy, let's lift up that apron and see what you've got under there." "Señor, this is embarrassing." "Really? Well, I've already shown you mine, and I think it would be quite rude to not return the favour, Leo." "I suppose you're right." "Suppose? Of course I'm right! Let's see the goods." "Sigh...okay." "..." "..." "You, my boy, should be very proud." "Aw, you're just being nice." "I'm serious. You are making baguettes smaller than that." "Hahaha!" "Hahaha! They should change that nickname of yours, what was it again?" "El Pulga." "Eh? The Flea? What on earth?" "Because I'm so short." "Please. With a monster like that, you're hardly a flea. You have a new nickname. 'El Baguetto'!" "El Baguetto! I like the sound of that!" "Trust me, the next time your friends call you that idiotic nickname, show them your baguette and that'll shut 'em up." "Haha! I bet it will!" "You betcha! I'll take that lovely pumpernickel bread of yours and now that think of it? I'll have a baguette as well!" "M-my baguette?" "HAHA! No you silly boy! By the rye bread on the shelf!" "Oh, my mistake!" "Not at all, Lionel. Not at all." “Are you sure, señor?” 
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I left my lad to make his own mind up, if it was like when I was a kid and cheap/no loving about with tickets I'd have probably got him into it more but it never bothered me that he wasn't that arsed about Liverpool as we never really did the dad and lad thing, then I got divorced and the ex mother-in-law bought him a united shirt for xmas the arl bitch, was loving fuming
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Ole is a better coach than Zidane is, hands down. Zidane doesn't even do any coaching himself, and when he was in RM he let his players like Ramos, Ronaldo etc. chip in with most of the tactics. He's more of a transfer ambassador, not a proper manager.jesus WEP posted:i want to hear that same tale told from the gran’s perspective "He said he didn't really care about football, he just wanted to piss off his deadbeat dad, and of course Father Christmas was fully on board"
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Guess who wrote this!a professional "journalist" posted:There was an interesting programme on BBC Radio 4 this week about the notorious Portuguese man o’ war jellyfish. The man o’ war is of course the alpha of the jellyfish world, the big swinging tentacle of the deep ocean trench, not to mention the only jellyfish most people have heard of besides the ones that appear on English beaches in spring looking sad and dead and reproachful, surrounded by bottle tops and cigarette butts.
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Eau de MacGowan posted:i dont know if i feel worse for phil foden or that poor ginger kid getting roped into that If you want your brother to get a paid petroleum consultant gig where he doesn't have to show up, clap your hands.
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Nothing or no one can hold you back when you realise the power you posses is... immortal? The bottom word is illegible. The rest isn't that great either. EDIT: I went to Young's Instagram. The comments are pretty brutal and they appear to be mostly from Man-U fans. I'd hate to see what others have been typing. EDIT 2: Oh. The last word is "immense." Didn't we have a bad tattoo thread here at some point? This would have been a perfect resurrection post for that. Brony Car fucked around with this message at 04:23 on Jun 27, 2019 |
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