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Moneypenny Dreadful
Jan 24, 2008

demon secretary

Jerusalem posted:

Like it gray do you? GRAY LIKE YOUR HEART!?!

Yes, I take it gray, with creamium.

Jerusalem posted:

Wow... brown!

You're saying Brown an awful lot...

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Moneypenny Dreadful
Jan 24, 2008

demon secretary
You know those posts that are like, double posts?

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

Moneypenny Dreadful posted:

You know those posts that are like, double posts?

Chocolate microscopes?

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level

Moneypenny Dreadful posted:


You're saying Brown an awful lot...

Oh zank you. Is just brown and water!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Moneypenny Dreadful posted:

Yes, I take it gray, with creamium.

She admitted it! She admitted she's gonna take it gray with creamium! :laugh:

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

Skeesix posted:

Oh zank you. Is just brown and water!

Now wait a minute. You doctors have been telling us to drink eight glasses of gravy a day.

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

Moneypenny Dreadful posted:

Yes, I take it gray, with creamium.


You're saying Brown an awful lot...

We have a saying around here: If it's brown, drink it down! If it's black, send it back!

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



Jerusalem posted:

She admitted it! She admitted she's gonna take it gray with creamium! :laugh:

I'm going to make the most international coffee in the house: Montreal Morn.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

I'm going to make the most international coffee in the house: Montreal Morn.



:ohdear:

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

IMJack posted:

We have a saying around here: If it's brown, drink it down! If it's black, send it back!

Leaves of four, eat some more! :haw:

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

CatchrNdRy posted:

And that horrible act of child abuse became one of our most beloved running gags.

Just squeeze your rage into a bitter little ball and release it at an approprate time. Like that day I hit the referee with a whiskey bottle.

Remember that, when daddy hit the referee?

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

TMMadman posted:

Just squeeze your rage into a bitter little ball and release it at an approprate time. Like that day I hit the referee with a whiskey bottle.

Remember that, when daddy hit the referee?

Does whiskey count as beer?

Shawn Cotureier
Jan 21, 2009

Still better than Umberger

MondayHotDog posted:

Does whiskey count as beer?

Is TV guide a book?

Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Sasha aint ratchet posted:

Is TV guide a book?

Did I say 'heart attacks?' I meant 'brain hemorrhages.'

After The War
Apr 12, 2005

to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

TMMadman posted:

Just squeeze your rage into a bitter little ball and release it at an approprate time. Like that day I hit the referee with a whiskey bottle.

Remember that, when daddy hit the referee?

Well, TMMadman, one forums poster used to have a saying: "Shoot 'em all and let God sort 'em out." Unfortunately, one day put his theory into practice. It took seventy-five Federal Marshalls to bring him down. Now let's never speak of him again.

MondayHotDog posted:

Does whiskey count as beer?
You should listen to your heart, and not the voices in your head... like a certain goon did one grey December morn.

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Sasha aint ratchet posted:

Is TV guide a book?

Son of Sniglet?

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

IMJack posted:

We have a saying around here: If it's brown, drink it down! If it's black, send it back!

If it's clear and yella, you got juice there, fella.
If it's tangy and brown, you're in Cidertown.

Except in

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

I'm going to make the most international coffee in the house: Montreal Morn.

Canada, where the whole thing is backwards.

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



Sasha aint ratchet posted:

Is TV guide a book?

"Gomer upsets Sergeant Carter"...oh, I'll never forget that episode. :unsmith:

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

Everything Counts posted:

Did I say 'heart attacks?' I meant 'brain hemorrhages.'


Implied? Or Implode?

Luminous Obscurity
Jan 10, 2007

"The instrument you know as a piano was once called a pianoforte, because it can play both loud and quiet notes."

Root Bear posted:

Implied? Or Implode?

Don't worry, it's inflammable! :)

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Luminous Obscurity posted:

Don't worry, it's inflammable! :)

The word "unblowupable" gets thrown around a lot these days, but I think I can safely say with confidence...



Okay, that shows you what could potentially happen.

Moneypenny Dreadful
Jan 24, 2008

demon secretary

TMMadman posted:

The word "unblowupable" gets thrown around a lot these days, but I think I can safely say with confidence...



Okay, that shows you what could potentially happen.

What a country!

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

TMMadman posted:

The word "unblowupable" gets thrown around a lot these days, but I think I can safely say with confidence...



Okay, that shows you what could potentially happen.



Celebrate by blowing up a small part of it!

Luminous Obscurity
Jan 10, 2007

"The instrument you know as a piano was once called a pianoforte, because it can play both loud and quiet notes."

IMJack posted:

Celebrate by blowing up a small part of it!

I think it must have been that bean I had for dinner.

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Luminous Obscurity posted:

I think it must have been that bean I had for dinner.

Apparently, that disturbing odor was the food.

quote:

https://time.com/3372547/the-simpsons-groundskeeper-willie-scottish-independence/

The Simpsons’ Groundskeeper Willie Wants an Independent Scotland

If elected mayor, my first act will be to kill the whole lot of you and burn your town to cinders.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Do over Ham posted:

If elected mayor, my first act will be to kill the whole lot of you and burn your town to cinders.

Uhhh, Do over Ham this is a live post and not the preview window :ssh:

Luminous Obscurity
Jan 10, 2007

"The instrument you know as a piano was once called a pianoforte, because it can play both loud and quiet notes."

Jerusalem posted:

Uhhh, Do over Ham this is a live post and not the preview window :ssh:

Yeah, I know I'm on. But I don't care. I don't read the news until I get my danish. Go ahead, try to find a replacement. :colbert:

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level

Do over Ham posted:

Apparently, that disturbing odor was the food.

Hey do over ham... I think you should go see a doctor. I don't think a healthy goon is supposed to make that kind of smell.

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Jerusalem posted:

Uhhh, Do over Ham this is a live post and not the preview window :ssh:

I know how to Submit Reply ! :argh:

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



Do over Ham posted:

I know how to Submit Reply ! :argh:

Welcome to the humiliating world of professional quoting. But this is only the beginning! :)

Roark
Dec 1, 2009

A moderate man - a violently moderate man.

Jerusalem posted:

Uhhh, Do over Ham this is a live post and not the preview window :ssh:

Uhh, election in November. Election in November. :ssh:

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Do over Ham posted:

Apparently, that disturbing odor was the food.


If elected mayor, my first act will be to kill the whole lot of you and burn your town to cinders.

This is indeed a disturbing universe.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

TMMadman posted:

This is indeed a disturbing universe.

If your goal was to make Serak the preparer cry, mission accomplished!

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

Roark posted:

Uhh, election in November. Election in November. :ssh:

Again?!

This stupid country!

CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.

Applewhite posted:

If your goal was to make Serak the preparer cry, mission accomplished!

I am the thing from URANUS!

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level

Applewhite posted:

If your goal was to make Serak the preparer cry, mission accomplished!

"That's a pretty lousy lesson!"

"Well, I'm a pretty lousy president :911:"

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

CatchrNdRy posted:

I am the thing from URANUS!

Wow, the universe is so boring.

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



TMMadman posted:

Wow, the universe is so boring.

:geno: Six hours nineteen minutes right ascension, fourteen degrees twenty-two minutes declination: no sighting.

Roark
Dec 1, 2009

A moderate man - a violently moderate man.
Now the kilt was only for day-to-day wear. In battle, we donned a full-length ball gown covered in sequins. The idea was to blind your opponent with luxury! :scotland:

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CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.

Roark posted:

Now the kilt was only for day-to-day wear. In battle, we donned a full-length ball gown covered in sequins. The idea was to blind your opponent with luxury! :scotland:

I'm new in town. Be there a cool Loch where a lass can wash her long red hair?
:wink:

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