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A Bakers Cousin posted:does israel like keep a list of all jews in every country until they come home?
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# ? Nov 20, 2021 18:31 |
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Rent-A-Cop posted:Only the wealthy and/or politically convenient ones. also the politcally inconvenient ones
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# ? Nov 20, 2021 18:32 |
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Oh so you work for the israeli government? What do you do? Oh I maintain the foreign jews list
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# ? Nov 20, 2021 19:41 |
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Private Cumshoe posted:so if they get him across the border to israel what is that like the last one they need to trigger the end times or what's the draw here There's probably a wealthy guy in Israel who needs an Afghan Jew to complete his collection (actually the wealthy guy is really invested in getting Zebulon to divorce his wife for some reason). sullat has issued a correction as of 19:45 on Nov 20, 2021 |
# ? Nov 20, 2021 19:43 |
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A Bakers Cousin posted:does israel like keep a list of all jews in every country until they come home? yes they literally have extended networks dedicated to transferring other countries Jews to Israel which is why they are constantly allying with right wingers and anti semites around the world. also it’s not their ‘home’.
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# ? Nov 20, 2021 20:28 |
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sullat posted:There's probably a wealthy guy in Israel who needs an Afghan Jew to complete his collection (actually the wealthy guy is really invested in getting Zebulon to divorce his wife for some reason). So he's basically like The Collector from Guardians of Galaxy? lmao at Zeb saying in a Doc Evil voice that to join this rare jew collection he's demanding 10 million in cash for "Relocation costs"
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# ? Nov 20, 2021 20:36 |
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Real hurthling! posted:the thing about it tho is we have lost the ability for these iconic images of failure to resonate the way they did after vietnam. just poof, its gone. whats on hbo? We literally recreated the people on the roof of the embassy scene and it vanished from the media like a week later
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# ? Nov 20, 2021 20:58 |
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Nix Panicus posted:We literally recreated the people on the roof of the embassy scene and it vanished from the media like a week later along with all the media outrage After the humiliation, US empire would rather pretend the whole thing didn't happen and they got outwitted by the Chad Taliban.
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# ? Nov 20, 2021 21:21 |
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petit choux posted:Yeah, that's when the poo poo gets real. The Messiah rises, gets in an argument with Zebulon and after a few days decides "gently caress all this poo poo, it ain't worth it".
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# ? Nov 20, 2021 22:15 |
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News to me that Zebulon appareantly granted her wife a divorce via zoom in august this year. hosed up though that orthodox law prevented her from getting a divorce under such circumstances.
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# ? Nov 20, 2021 22:58 |
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Nix Panicus posted:I know when I look at absolute chaos at the airport, lost babies, people falling out of wheel wells at 5,000 feet, translators left behind, dogs being evacuated first, and tens of millions in US equipment being used in Taliban parades I think 'this was a well managed withdrawal'. do not let the perfect be the enemy of the good
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# ? Nov 21, 2021 16:53 |
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any more wars we can lose? im getting strung out and i need a fix
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# ? Nov 21, 2021 22:01 |
Real hurthling! posted:any more wars we can lose? im getting strung out and i need a fix I hear Myanmar is nice this time of year.
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# ? Nov 21, 2021 22:02 |
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we got any listening posts they can besiege?
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# ? Nov 21, 2021 22:03 |
Real hurthling! posted:we got any listening posts they can besiege? literally hundreds
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# ? Nov 21, 2021 22:04 |
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Real hurthling! posted:any more wars we can lose? im getting strung out and i need a fix Ethopia?
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# ? Nov 21, 2021 22:29 |
genericnick posted:Ethopia? Not if you're gonna spell it like that. We could bomb the wrong place.
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# ? Nov 21, 2021 22:49 |
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petit choux posted:Not if you're gonna spell it like that. We could bomb the wrong place. Might make the losing part even easier though.
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# ? Nov 21, 2021 23:46 |
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my fellow americans, we have taken out ethopia
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# ? Nov 22, 2021 04:01 |
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petit choux posted:Not if you're gonna spell it like that. We could bomb the wrong place. What could be more American than a bombing a place you couldn't spell or find on the world map?
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# ? Nov 22, 2021 16:25 |
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Real hurthling! posted:any more wars we can lose? im getting strung out and i need a fix we been losing the wars on drugs, crime and poverty for a while. maybe a final surrender coming on one or more fronts!
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# ? Nov 22, 2021 17:35 |
etalian posted:What could be more American than a bombing a place you couldn't spell or find on the world map? Somebody say maps? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww
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# ? Nov 22, 2021 19:39 |
chairface posted:we been losing the wars on drugs, crime and poverty for a while. maybe a final surrender coming on one or more fronts! The feds are going to gradually escalate the former two and surrender on the latter after our demigod, Donald Trump, retakes the throne. Or before, just to be bipartisan.
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# ? Nov 22, 2021 19:40 |
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etalian posted:So he's basically like The Collector from Guardians of Galaxy? “I said the Infinity *Gems*”
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# ? Nov 22, 2021 20:41 |
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chairface posted:we been losing the wars on drugs, crime and poverty for a while. maybe a final surrender coming on one or more fronts!
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# ? Nov 23, 2021 22:33 |
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why did the US even give up the Philippines after wwii, we kept guam and samoa for some reason
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# ? Nov 23, 2021 22:36 |
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hobbesmaster posted:why did the US even give up the Philippines after wwii, we kept guam and samoa for some reason we'd blown them to poo poo and it was going to cost a lot to rebuild them
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# ? Nov 23, 2021 22:37 |
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hobbesmaster posted:why did the US even give up the Philippines after wwii, we kept guam and samoa for some reason we installed a murderous regime to run things outside our military bases that we left there and peaced out with the japanese buried war treasure.
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# ? Nov 24, 2021 02:08 |
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hobbesmaster posted:why did the US even give up the Philippines after wwii, we kept guam and samoa for some reason The US had committed to US independence in the mid-1930s. There was a set 10 year transition period. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tydings%E2%80%93McDuffie_Act And there was legislation dating back to 1916 stating that the US was committed to granting eventual independence to the Phillippines. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Constitution_of_the_Philippines#Acts_of_the_United_States_Congress quote:The American public tended to view America's presence in the Philippines as unremunerative and expensive, so Roosevelt had concluded by 1907, "We shall have to be prepared for giving the islands independence of a more or less complete type much sooner than I think advisable." I didn't know much about this chapter of American history, so thank you for bringing it up.
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# ? Nov 24, 2021 02:21 |
Eric Cantonese posted:The US had committed to US independence in the mid-1930s. There was a set 10 year transition period. Hell yes, I haven't heard "McDuffie Act" since Sophomore year in High School or so.
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# ? Nov 24, 2021 02:26 |
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petit choux posted:Hell yes, I haven't heard "McDuffie Act" since Sophomore year in High School or so. I got a 5 in APUS History () and seriously do not remember that at all. The gist I remember from high school is "the US tried to be a european imperial power with the spanish-american war but was never very good at it so gave up after getting some very unfortunate court decisions called the insular cases. also something about bird poop islands"
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# ? Nov 24, 2021 02:29 |
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everyone gets 5s it’s a big scam
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# ? Nov 24, 2021 02:30 |
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I'm glad, freshman college electives are bullshit padding for extra tuition dollars
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# ? Nov 24, 2021 02:31 |
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yeah fair enough.
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# ? Nov 24, 2021 02:31 |
hobbesmaster posted:I got a 5 in APUS History () and seriously do not remember that at all. The gist I remember from high school is "the US tried to be a european imperial power with the spanish-american war but was never very good at it so gave up after getting some very unfortunate court decisions called the insular cases. also something about bird poop islands" I didn't remember it either until Eric Cantonese said it. And yes, guano, I did not get good grades in history but guano jokes have a way of sticking in the mind.
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# ? Nov 24, 2021 02:35 |
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euphronius posted:everyone gets 5s ap us history was bizarrely easy compared to the other ap tests i also got a 4 or a 5 in the "comparative government and politics" test (by being a dipshit high schooler who read the economist for fun (i was such a big fan of jon stewart that i graduated into the economist)) but literally nobody cared, i couldn't get credit for any class in college from that test
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# ? Nov 24, 2021 03:02 |
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hobbesmaster posted:I got a 5 in APUS History () and seriously do not remember that at all. The gist I remember from high school is "the US tried to be a european imperial power with the spanish-american war but was never very good at it so gave up after getting some very unfortunate court decisions called the insular cases. also something about bird poop islands" mined seabird guano was a main source of nitrogen fertilizer before the modern petro chemical industry so controlling atols and ruining seabird colonies to get their million years of accreted poopings via brutal slave labor was very popular
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# ? Nov 24, 2021 03:15 |
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Taliban bans forced marriage of women in Afghanistan. Full read out here: https://twitter.com/Zabehulah_M33/status/1466663907750256642?s=20
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# ? Dec 4, 2021 06:26 |
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OhFunny posted:Taliban bans forced marriage of women in Afghanistan. It's quite ironic they're releasing this statement right as america is about to ban abortion lol
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# ? Dec 4, 2021 07:11 |
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I wonder if they really have a substantially greater ability to enforce this kind of thing in tribal (?) areas than the former Kabul government.
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# ? Dec 4, 2021 07:23 |