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mrfart
May 26, 2004

Dear diary, today I
became a captain.
Guy with balls dangling out pushes someone off a chair?

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Canadian tastes

mrfart has a new favorite as of 23:20 on May 18, 2024

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Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense





Sintra Portugal is very beautiful

Waste of Breath
Dec 30, 2021

I only know🧠 one1️⃣ thing🪨: I😡 want😤 to 🔪kill☠️… 😈Chaos😱… I need🥵 to. [TIME⏰ TO DIE☠️]
:same:

mrfart posted:

Guy with balls dangling out pushes someone off a chair?

40 years old and you've never seen that Fleetwood Mac album cover? I'm just happy they rendered the balls in that silhouette.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Waste of Breath posted:

40 years old and you've never seen that Fleetwood Mac album cover? I'm just happy they rendered the balls in that silhouette.

You always hear rumours of it but seeing it with your own eyes is something else entirely.

mrfart
May 26, 2004

Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

Waste of Breath posted:

40 years old and you've never seen that Fleetwood Mac album cover? I'm just happy they rendered the balls in that silhouette.

The only thing I know from Fleetwood Mac is the chain baseline.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




The Chain is the baseline that I judge music by too, and let me tell you, pretty much everything has come up short for the last four decades

cat posts.txt
Oct 16, 2023



Cool Moon ™️

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




That's really nice. Always enjoy some snow hanging around way too late in the season.

NLJP
Aug 26, 2004


cat posts.txt posted:



Cool Moon ™️

Amazing!


I looked back a bit and i'm not proud often so throwback to one of my favourites this year:

Bonus one i took at a bird sanctuary visiting my cousin last week

I just like a big sky i guess

Edit: lil bonus ice skiers on first pic

NLJP
Aug 26, 2004


Edit: quote is not edit

GATOS Y VATOS
Aug 22, 2002


I enjoyed this extremely good face at the stoplight

GATOS Y VATOS has a new favorite as of 16:11 on May 25, 2024

RoastBeef
Jul 11, 2008




RoastBeef has a new favorite as of 20:53 on May 25, 2024

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022


Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

The neighbor kid struggling to walk up the street with 2 pairs of sandals on.

monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007


Toilet Rascal




Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

https://i.imgur.com/ui8kGlh.mp4

Ornamental Dingbat has a new favorite as of 18:06 on May 26, 2024

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022


Ornamental Dingbat posted:

The neighbor kid struggling to walk up the street with 2 pairs of sandals on.



this kid rules

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS





For .mp4 videos, replace img or timg with url

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


mrfart
May 26, 2004

Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

The neighbor kid struggling to walk up the street with 2 pairs of sandals on.


lmfao

Pomme de Terror
Sep 30, 2021

Well, one of us must have killed him!
In Alaska even the views from the highway are ridiculously pretty


TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022


Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...





Thought this was the further adventures of the same forward-tilted old guy for a second there

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022


Captain Hygiene posted:

Thought this was the further adventures of the same forward-tilted old guy for a second there

not seeing any evidence that is isn’t

sundaymorning
Sep 1, 2019

went to smithsonian for the first time and saw 'Gape and Suck'


And also asbestos safely (I hope) behind a glass case. I felt the description went a little easy on it...

sundaymorning has a new favorite as of 19:20 on May 29, 2024

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty
your images aren't loading for me, says there's some problem with the website. throw'em up on imgur?

Rubber Chicken
Mar 13, 2024
I watched a bear eat a watermelon

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022


Rubber Chicken posted:

I watched a bear eat a watermelon



living the dream

sundaymorning
Sep 1, 2019

Captain Invictus posted:

your images aren't loading for me, says there's some problem with the website. throw'em up on imgur?

weird i could see them...
imgur wouldn't work for me for whatever reason but i did change the image hosting site so maybe you are able to see now?

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




They're working for us know. They were working for you before because they were already cached in your browser.

5TonsOfFlax
Aug 31, 2001
Happy little slugs on an (oyster?) mushroom.

What Google lens thinks is a meteorite that my father in law found.

NLJP
Aug 26, 2004


Deus Ex Macklemore
Jul 2, 2004


Zelensky's Zealots
I feed the squirrels hazelnuts and they have definitely figured out that I'm the cool guy when I step outside. I think the most we've had at once is 15 in the yard/right outside the fence and on the tree also just outside the fence. Yesterday I went to sit outside with the dog while he waited for my wife to come home and I didn't bring any hazelnuts outside. This did not sit well with the squirrels and my good friend Split Ear came forward to voice his displeasure with me




Previously he has eaten out of my hand, but the last time he did that, he gave my finger a little nibble first. Didn't break the skin but was enough for me to decide to just put the nut down in front of my hand.

monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007


Toilet Rascal
All the squirrels do in my garden is take peanuts off the bird feeder and dig holes in my lawn to bury them the little blighters.

Anyway, went to a museum near us where they are displaying some outfits worn in tv shows and films. The yellow one is Downton Abbey I think and the suit was Poirot’s in Death on the Nile.













Quadramind
Dec 8, 2011

Night Danger Moose
Jan 5, 2004

YO SOY FIESTA

Karma Comedian
Feb 2, 2012

Perfect

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mrfart
May 26, 2004

Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

The ruins of my great grandparents old house. It will collapse one of these days. A Tunisian diplomat or something similar bought the land, hoping to build something for one of his wives. But the land is too close to the railroad, and you can’t get a permit anymore.

a tiny stream runs under the railroad just next to the house. My grandmother told me she had to crawl into this thing with the entire family during bombing raids in wwII.
Once a train, full of small German boats was machine gunned by allied planes while they were right underneath it in this tunnel. The driver jumped off and crawled in there with them. Fun times.

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