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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > MLB Wk1 GDT: I can feel my mental illness stalking Opening Day like a tiger
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Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.
His jersey is Wicks-ing away a ton of sweat right now

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elentar
Aug 26, 2002

Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.
whew thought Realmuto had gotten enough on that one

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KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

 Sale is getting away with it mostly but has looked pretty hittable

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BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Why the gently caress are you nibbling against the 8 and 9 guys? Throw loving strikes.

Rangers get 1 here, minimum

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ozymandius1024
Mar 15, 2006

You don't yank on the Spine of God
Javy Baez with a couple of guys on, and it ends pretty much exactly how you think it would.

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Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
its happening again

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BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

BigBallChunkyTime posted:

Why the gently caress are you nibbling against the 8 and 9 guys? Throw loving strikes.

Rangers get 1 here, minimum

Did i call it or did I call it?

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BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Get the pen going.

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STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

 I didn’t really get into the backlash aboyt the new uniforms but they’re really not doing the sweaters any favor.

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Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Padres are in fine Padres form already.

Pretty much. I this is why I'm becoming more of a casual fan as I get older. Life is too short to let the Padres dictate my mood for the day, lol.

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Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
lol back to back days of our supposed plus control guys having zero control.

Also goddamn these jerseys collect sweat like a sponge.

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BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Finally.

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mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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I was sure they were going to overturn that play at first lol

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

Sydin posted:

Also goddamn these jerseys collect sweat like a sponge.

Fanatics is such garbage lol

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elentar
Aug 26, 2002

Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.

KICK BAMA KICK posted:

Sale is getting away with it mostly but has looked pretty hittable

he doesn't have to be 2010s chris sale, if he just produces starts about like this and hands it to the bullpen he'll be doing plenty

weirdly high numbers of caught looking Ks for the free swinging braves today

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maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
congrats to Braves fans on getting to enjoy the Chris Sale not injuring himself after being pissed off coming off the mound challenge

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

:lol: Taveras

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ozymandius1024
Mar 15, 2006

You don't yank on the Spine of God
Jake Rogers is so swell :allears:

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elentar
Aug 26, 2002

Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.
there's no guy in this bullpen that i'm automatically already thinking, oh god not this guy, but i'm prepared for it to be jiménez

guess bummer will get that chance today though

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

The worst part about relying on guys like Hendricks and Wicks is they always give up those infuriating garbage-contact infield singles

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Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




 I am more than over Jon Singleton.

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mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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Schmidt looks sharp today.

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Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




 I can't believe the Astros missing literally four starters to start the year is biting them in the rear end!

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

Another annoyingly good catch :argh:

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Tatsuta Age
Apr 21, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!

elentar posted:

there's no guy in this bullpen that i'm automatically already thinking, oh god not this guy, but i'm prepared for it to be jiménez

guess bummer will get that chance today though

nah bummer locked it down son!

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Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Our catchers got wheels!

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

Ah there's some bad defense to make up for the good

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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

 Taveras have a rough one in center

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Endless Trash
Aug 12, 2007


 Two runs right back! Ty Happ!

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Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Stop swinging at the first pitch Seiya

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elentar
Aug 26, 2002

Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.

Tatsuta Age posted:

nah bummer locked it down son!

too soon

especially with trea turner remembering that he destroys the braves

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RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011

Tatsuta Age posted:

nah bummer locked it down son!

this is your fault

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Tatsuta Age
Apr 21, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!
ope

fwiw the umps are really loving us over this series for some reason

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Sydin posted:

Our catchers got wheels!

He can run faster than Amayan hour

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elentar
Aug 26, 2002

Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.
may you should've taken the big lefty out against the all-righty lineup hmm

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RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011

 And Duvall'd

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Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land

elentar posted:

may you should've taken the big lefty out against the all-righty lineup hmm

Phillies broadcast is musing the Braves don't have any righties available


Also don't employ a guy named Bummer, 0 name tool

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elentar
Aug 26, 2002

Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.
ok that settles bummer as my established scapegoat in the pen for now, he's got the name for it let's go

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

Phillies broadcast is musing the Braves don't have any righties available


Also don't employ a guy named Bummer, 0 name tool

i guess that happens when you get a whole bunch of lefties into your pen and use up the righties in garbage time the day before

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mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

 How many games are we gonna bat this guy leadoff while he has OPS of .000

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ozymandius1024
Mar 15, 2006

You don't yank on the Spine of God
I have no idea why they sent Canha, because he was out by a mile.

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