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🎶 Some people call me kipper dick but I never really found out why 🎶 The General posted:Air fryers are huge in the UK right now. There's a continuing TV series of air fryer specials because they draw the numbers. My sister won one in an office pool last year and they are pretty cool, they can do stuff conventional ovens struggle with like re-crisping fries after they've been refrigerated.
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Move over stancing, there's a new car modding scene in town
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# ? Apr 28, 2024 04:35 |
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Takes No Damage posted:🎶 Some people call me kipper dick but I never really found out why 🎶 This really calls into question why you have leftover fries to begin with though
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# ? Apr 28, 2024 04:38 |
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wouldn't it be re-chipping crisps?
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# ? Apr 28, 2024 05:22 |
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Inceltown posted:This really calls into question why you have leftover fries to begin with though Because my mom wants me to take all her leftover fries but I'm too full from eating all my fries and I don't want anything to get thrown away
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# ? Apr 28, 2024 05:28 |
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Just order less fries and share?
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# ? Apr 28, 2024 05:31 |
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Air Skwirl posted:Just order less fries and share? what are you, some kind of commie??
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# ? Apr 28, 2024 05:52 |
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Air Skwirl posted:Just order less fries and share? Bald Stalin posted:what are you, some kind of commie?? , tell me you're not American without saying you're not American
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I didn't know Cyriak designed cars.
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# ? Apr 28, 2024 06:15 |
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Air Skwirl posted:Just order less fries and share? We try! https://www.theage.com.au/national/victoria/what-is-a-standard-serve-of-minimum-chips-one-man-is-trying-to-find-out-20191202-p53g3y.html https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minimum_Chips https://www.danmurphys.com.au/product/DM_745736/matilda-bay-minimum-chips-golden-lager-345ml
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# ? Apr 28, 2024 07:11 |
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Half minimum chips isn't half, either. I salute the autistic chip man
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# ? Apr 28, 2024 07:36 |
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^^^ Minimum Chips is the minimum, you can't say it's just half RING RING RING RING RING RING RING !
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# ? Apr 28, 2024 07:40 |
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At a traditional fish & chip shop, "minimum chips" is the minimum price you have to pay for some chips. It's got nothing to do with quantity. If you order a piece of fish, a couple of dims sims and minimum chips then you get enough chips for one person. If you order two pieces of fish, two dim sims, a potato cake and minimum chips, you get enough chips for two people. "Enough" is whatever the person cooking them thinks is enough, and if you're ordering stuff that doesn't make it obvious how many people are eating then you should say "chips for three people" or whatever, and for more than two people they'll charge you some arbitrary amount extra. Never order chips by price. I've seen people go "well, minimum chips is $3 and that's probably one serve so we'd better order $6 worth for the two of us." If you ask for chips for two people you might get charged as much as $4 but you won't get charged $6, and if you order by price they'll still give you "enough" chips for however many people they think the meal is for, not multiples of the "minimum amount" because they're just eyeballing it anyway.
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# ? Apr 28, 2024 07:54 |
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Tiggum posted:At a traditional fish & chip shop, "minimum chips" is the minimum price you have to pay for some chips. It's got nothing to do with quantity. If you order a piece of fish, a couple of dims sims and minimum chips then you get enough chips for one person. If you order two pieces of fish, two dim sims, a potato cake and minimum chips, you get enough chips for two people. "Enough" is whatever the person cooking them thinks is enough, and if you're ordering stuff that doesn't make it obvious how many people are eating then you should say "chips for three people" or whatever, and for more than two people they'll charge you some arbitrary amount extra.
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Tiggum posted:At a traditional fish & chip shop, "minimum chips" is the minimum price you have to pay for some chips. It's got nothing to do with quantity. If you order a piece of fish, a couple of dims sims and minimum chips then you get enough chips for one person. If you order two pieces of fish, two dim sims, a potato cake and minimum chips, you get enough chips for two people. "Enough" is whatever the person cooking them thinks is enough, and if you're ordering stuff that doesn't make it obvious how many people are eating then you should say "chips for three people" or whatever, and for more than two people they'll charge you some arbitrary amount extra. Bald Stalin posted:I salute the autistic chip man
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# ? Apr 28, 2024 08:26 |
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Tiggum posted:At a traditional fish & chip shop, "minimum chips" is the minimum price you have to pay for some chips. It's got nothing to do with quantity. If you order a piece of fish, a couple of dims sims and minimum chips then you get enough chips for one person. If you order two pieces of fish, two dim sims, a potato cake and minimum chips, you get enough chips for two people. "Enough" is whatever the person cooking them thinks is enough, and if you're ordering stuff that doesn't make it obvious how many people are eating then you should say "chips for three people" or whatever, and for more than two people they'll charge you some arbitrary amount extra. Sir, this is a Wendy's.
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# ? Apr 28, 2024 08:33 |
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They used to be a proper country.
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# ? Apr 28, 2024 08:33 |
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When they decimized their currency, they never told the chip shops
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Takes No Damage posted:RING RING RING RING RING RING RING Kayaker pwned!
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# ? Apr 28, 2024 08:39 |
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Hippocrass posted:Sir, this is a Wendy's. This is a Five Guys. You're getting the whole bag whether you want it or not.
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# ? Apr 28, 2024 08:40 |
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Tiggum posted:At a traditional fish & chip shop, "minimum chips" is the minimum price you have to pay for some chips. It's got nothing to do with quantity. If you order a piece of fish, a couple of dims sims and minimum chips then you get enough chips for one person. If you order two pieces of fish, two dim sims, a potato cake and minimum chips, you get enough chips for two people. "Enough" is whatever the person cooking them thinks is enough, and if you're ordering stuff that doesn't make it obvious how many people are eating then you should say "chips for three people" or whatever, and for more than two people they'll charge you some arbitrary amount extra. Takes No Damage posted:^^^ Nah, fish and chip shops now sell "half minimum chips" which costs less than advertised minimum chips. Bald Stalin has a new favorite as of 09:36 on Apr 28, 2024 |
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Tiggum posted:At a traditional fish & chip shop, "minimum chips" is the minimum price you have to pay for some chips. It's got nothing to do with quantity. If you order a piece of fish, a couple of dims sims and minimum chips then you get enough chips for one person. If you order two pieces of fish, two dim sims, a potato cake and minimum chips, you get enough chips for two people. "Enough" is whatever the person cooking them thinks is enough, and if you're ordering stuff that doesn't make it obvious how many people are eating then you should say "chips for three people" or whatever, and for more than two people they'll charge you some arbitrary amount extra. Mate just order a scoop or a half scoop if you're feeling healthy
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# ? Apr 28, 2024 09:32 |
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carbs are haram
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# ? Apr 28, 2024 09:38 |
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Bald Stalin posted:Nah, fish and chip shops now sell "half minimum chips" which costs less than advertised minimum chips. No!
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# ? Apr 28, 2024 10:13 |
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Hippocrass posted:Sir, this is a Wendy's. TBF fish and chips sounds like the one consistently good tasting meal you can order anywhere in England so I'm OK with there being a bunch of extra rules around it. Bald Stalin posted:Nah, fish and chip shops now sell "half minimum chips" which costs less than advertised minimum chips. Platystemon posted:They used to be a proper country.
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# ? Apr 28, 2024 10:45 |
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I don't know what the Australians are doing, but minimum chips has never ever been uttered in a UK chip shop. You can specify the size of fish, but there is only one portion size for chips and it varies between "way too many" and "totally unreasonable" depending on how crap the chips are.
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# ? Apr 28, 2024 11:23 |
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Tiggum posted:At a traditional fish & chip shop, "minimum chips" is the minimum price you have to pay for some chips. It's got nothing to do with quantity. If you order a piece of fish, a couple of dims sims and minimum chips then you get enough chips for one person. If you order two pieces of fish, two dim sims, a potato cake and minimum chips, you get enough chips for two people. "Enough" is whatever the person cooking them thinks is enough, and if you're ordering stuff that doesn't make it obvious how many people are eating then you should say "chips for three people" or whatever, and for more than two people they'll charge you some arbitrary amount extra.
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Hippocrass posted:Sir, this is a Wendy's. Ooh, in that case I'll have a soft serve dipped in sherbet with a Flake in it please!
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# ? Apr 28, 2024 13:53 |
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I just order like 20 chips. Sometimes I get 21 or 22 and take it as a win. But if there's 19 I ask the waiter to bring the chef. Of course if the median length of the chips is longer than national standard I will accept it.
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# ? Apr 28, 2024 14:09 |
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They should have got the paint shaken at the Home Depot instead of doing a DIY shaker
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# ? Apr 28, 2024 14:35 |
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Half chips, piece of flake, 2 dimmies, potato cake, portello, death.
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# ? Apr 28, 2024 15:47 |
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Just give me a venti of mashed potatoes and let me worry about the consequences
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Kayaker pwned!
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https://imgur.com/VzxqZP1.mp4
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https://i.imgur.com/zqmdu4U.mp4
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# ? Apr 28, 2024 16:54 |
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That's some god-quality smiting there
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# ? Apr 28, 2024 17:19 |
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Mike Ehrmantraut at his new job
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Leon Sumbitches posted:Mike Ehrmantraut at his new job Goddamnit Walter!
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freeedr posted:The diner is now an influencer group house Everyone assumes it's fake ("post the prompts") except tne billionaire who tricks the streamer into handing over one of the babies and then nopes out laughing that the streamer thought he would even think of rewarding him. All seems lost until the billionaire's the streamer sees the error of his ways and enables the Cybertruck's self driving mode, causing it to immediately speed towards the nearest vehicle and piledrive the billionaire into a wall. They catch fire and burn down the apartment block with the aliens escaping in the confusion. The billionaire consoles himself with the thought of building terrible car subways, but the aliens fix the apartment block overnight and everything inside. The residents become immensely wealthy due to selling off the advanced technology required to make something shaped like the cybertruck even approach functionality.
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