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Kruger! You couldn't smooth a silk sheet if you had a hot date with a babe -- I lost my train of thought.
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VogeGandire posted:Well, I've seen enough reruns of this to know how good it is. Update us whenever. It's always interesting to hear perspective on fresh eyes.
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Dec 23, 2012 22:50
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"Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last one they had, but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way."
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Dec 23, 2012 23:20
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CaptainHollywood posted:Update us whenever. It's always interesting to hear perspective on fresh eyes. It's also painful to watch the first few episodes.
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Dec 24, 2012 02:30
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The first two seasons have some funny moments but the first episode in the chronology to really make me laugh my rear end off was "The Note". It's the first episode of Season 3 and after that the show really starts to take off imo. I think it moved.
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Dec 24, 2012 05:48
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Hello, woman.
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Dec 24, 2012 05:50
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Yeah, yeah, I am Batman. Then the mugger, he comes to and he starts choking me. So I'm fighting him off with one hand and I kept driving the bus with the other, ya know. Then I managed to open up the door and I kicked him out the door, ya know, with my foot, ya know, at the next stop.
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Pierce and Pierce posted:Yeah, yeah, I am Batman. Then the mugger, he comes to and he starts choking me. So I'm fighting him off with one hand and I kept driving the bus with the other, ya know. Then I managed to open up the door and I kicked him out the door, ya know, with my foot, ya know, at the next stop. You kept making the stops?
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Dec 24, 2012 06:14
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CaptainHollywood posted:You kept making the stops? Well, people kept ringing the bell!
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Dec 24, 2012 06:19
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Pierce and Pierce posted:Well, people kept ringing the bell! Where do you think you're going, Cracker Jack!? 
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The bus is OUTTA CONTROL!
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Root Bear posted:Where do you think you're going, Cracker Jack!? It’s a Twix! They’re all Twix!
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Dec 24, 2012 10:49
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No, no coconut for me.
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Dec 24, 2012 21:54
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Oh! I know the chunky that left these Chunkies!
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Dec 24, 2012 22:52
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What do you think, junior? You think these hands have been soaking in ivory liquid!?
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His buttocks are sublime!
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Iatethirtybugs posted:No, no coconut for me. Alright, I'll get you a Mounds bar.
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potee posted:We're not getting a Penthouse Forum! Dear Penthouse, I want to tell you about an experience I recently had. As an avid reader I've always wondered if the letters are true. I'm a dentist and one afternoon my hygienist and I decided to have a little fun with one of our patients. Of course none of our patients had any idea exactly of what we were up to...
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Dec 27, 2012 10:17
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Hey, Sugar Ray Leonard can eat here on the house!
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Dec 27, 2012 19:56
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BOSCO!
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Dec 28, 2012 06:45
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The Rogue's Wallet. That's where he kept his card, his dirty little secret. Short, devious, balding. His name was Costanza and he killed my mother.
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Dec 28, 2012 11:34
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Serious question: Where do they live? I don't know New York that well, but what districts do Jerry/Kramer, Elaine, George, George's parents, and Jerry's parents live? It's always kinda been a mystery to me.
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Dec 28, 2012 14:51
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I'm pretty sure George's parents are in Queens, right?
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complicated shoes posted:I'm pretty sure George's parents are in Queens, right? That is correct. In the "Serenity Now" episode, George mentioned that he had to go out to Queens and help his father fix a screen door.
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Dec 28, 2012 14:57
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Jerry and Kramer live at 129 W 81st St in Manhattan.
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Dec 28, 2012 14:59
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stratdax posted:and Jerry's parents live? It's always kinda been a mystery to me. Del Boca Vista. It's at the intersection of 1st and 1st.
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Hank Morgan posted:Del Boca Vista. It's at the intersection of 1st and 1st. Unfortunately there are no units available at Del Boca Vista.
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Hank Morgan posted:Del Boca Vista. It's at the intersection of 1st and 1st. This is Frank Costanza. You think you can keep me out of Florida? We're moving in lock, stock, and barrel. We're gonna be in the pool! We're gonna be in the clubhouse! We're gonna be all over that shuffleboard court. And I dare you to keep me out!
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Dec 28, 2012 15:26
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The main four all live on the Upper West Side.
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haljordan posted:That is correct. In the "Serenity Now" episode, George mentioned that he had to go out to Queens and help his father fix a screen door. And Kramer went with him, because he loves the country.  Edit: I know it was a joke, but something tells me that there are Manhattanites and/or Brooklynites who do consider Queens "the country." DrBouvenstein fucked around with this message at 23:46 on Dec 28, 2012 |
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DrBouvenstein posted:And Kramer went with him, because he loves the country. Did you know Quincy comes on the same time there as it does here!? Edit: "I didn't ask for this, Jerry! I never ask for this!"  jojoinnit fucked around with this message at 18:01 on Dec 28, 2012 |
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Lomez, he moved into a hotel and the cat eventually died.
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Oh, yeah, yeah, people are always coming up to me trying to give me a great case for L.A. Law, just a few seconds ago, right here, right outside in the hallway this nut, some sick nut comes up to me and says he's supposed to watch this girl's cat while she's away out of town. Anyway he forgets to feed the cat, the cat dies, starves to death, he kills the cat, refuses to get her a new one, won't give her any money, won't pay her, and he wants Arnie Becker to represent him. Nice guy. Yeah, that'd make a great case for L.A. Law. Thanks a lot.
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Billy Zane posted:Oh, yeah, yeah, people are always coming up to me trying to give me a great case for L.A. Law, just a few seconds ago, right here, right outside in the hallway this nut, some sick nut comes up to me and says he's supposed to watch this girl's cat while she's away out of town. Anyway he forgets to feed the cat, the cat dies, starves to death, he kills the cat, refuses to get her a new one, won't give her any money, won't pay her, and he wants Arnie Becker to represent him. Nice guy. Yeah, that'd make a great case for L.A. Law. Thanks a lot. Pipe down, chorus boy.
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Well, my friend Jay Reimenschneider eats horse all the time! He gets it from his butcher.
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Billy Zane posted:Oh, yeah, yeah, people are always coming up to me trying to give me a great case for L.A. Law, just a few seconds ago, right here, right outside in the hallway this nut, some sick nut comes up to me and says he's supposed to watch this girl's cat while she's away out of town. Anyway he forgets to feed the cat, the cat dies, starves to death, he kills the cat, refuses to get her a new one, won't give her any money, won't pay her, and he wants Arnie Becker to represent him. Nice guy. Yeah, that'd make a great case for L.A. Law. Thanks a lot. It's funny, 'cause even after all these years, we still get people giving us advice, how to improve the show. Actually, a few moments ago I ran into a nut back there, he said, you know, that maybe we should think about, you know, not doing the show in a bar.
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"I'm sorry, I can't live knowing Ted Danson makes that much more than me. Who is he?"
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First class doesn't make it anymore. Now you get on the phone with Kimbrough, tell him what happened and tell him to get another plane down here, but this time, the good one, the Ted Danson plane.
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Hank Morgan posted:Del Boca Vista. It's at the intersection of 1st and 1st. They used to live at Phase 2 of the Pines of Mar Gables, before they were forced to leave in disgrace. Also, since I don't know where else this information would mean something to anyone: The killer in the Scarsdale Diet Doctor murder has died. Raquel Welch was unavailable for comment.
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