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Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-trending-45678690

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darthbob88
Oct 13, 2011

YOSPOS

Weaponized Autism posted:

I live on Lick Road (which is at the intersection of cunnilingus avenue).

Har. In actual roads,

quote:

Antonio Parkway crosses Avenida de las Banderas in Rancho Santa Margarita, California.

Grinn Drive meets Barret Road in West Chester, Ohio.

East Ho Road meets North Hum Road in Carefree, Arizona.

Dock Street connects Hickory Avenue and Dickory Avenue in Harahan, Louisiana.

E: And apparently there is a Haviture Way in Oregon, among others.

darthbob88 has a new favorite as of 20:33 on Sep 28, 2018

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"


That first one is incredible.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
There are a number of likely apocryphal stories about it, but early in the city's history a survey got done that included the designation NO ROAD in one area where there was just a dirt path and some houses, and now Jacksonville Florida has an actual street called NOROAD, one word. Not "No Road" or "Noroad rd" just "NOROAD" It even has a street sign now.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

The Bloop posted:

There are a number of likely apocryphal stories about it, but early in the city's history a survey got done that included the designation NO ROAD in one area where there was just a dirt path and some houses, and now Jacksonville Florida has an actual street called NOROAD, one word. Not "No Road" or "Noroad rd" just "NOROAD" It even has a street sign now.

Plymouth, Massachusetts has Cherry St, West Cherry St, the improbably-named Off Cherry St, which is indeed off of Cherry St, and Cherry Street Court. Not Cherry Court, Cherry Street Court.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


The Bloop posted:

There are a number of likely apocryphal stories about it, but early in the city's history a survey got done that included the designation NO ROAD in one area where there was just a dirt path and some houses, and now Jacksonville Florida has an actual street called NOROAD, one word. Not "No Road" or "Noroad rd" just "NOROAD" It even has a street sign now.

Reston, VA has a Temporary Road. It's been there for over a century now.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Bertrand Hustle posted:

Plymouth, Massachusetts has Cherry St, West Cherry St, the improbably-named Off Cherry St, which is indeed off of Cherry St, and Cherry Street Court. Not Cherry Court, Cherry Street Court.

I live in east Pennsylvania and the further east you go the more hosed up the town names are. Blue Balls and Intercourse are like 15 mins away from each other

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
Blue Ball (just the one), Intercourse, Bird in Hand, Paradise, King of Prussia, Mount Joy,
Smoketown, Gap. US Route 30, highway of weird-rear end town names.

There's also a Blue Bell (again just the one) a bit closer to Philly, so that must be fun for the post office.

cenotaph
Mar 2, 2013



Boulevard Avenue is my favorite local road name.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
*in extremely Freddy Krueger voice*

Every town has an Elm Street.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

AlbieQuirky posted:

Blue Ball (just the one), Intercourse, Bird in Hand, Paradise, King of Prussia, Mount Joy,
Smoketown, Gap. US Route 30, highway of weird-rear end town names.

There's also a Blue Bell (again just the one) a bit closer to Philly, so that must be fun for the post office.

When my family moved here from State College when I was 5 we literally moved into a huge Amish farmhouse in Bird in Hand where we lived for like 2 years renting it from Farmer Joe

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer

cenotaph posted:

Boulevard Avenue is my favorite local road name.

In the early Internet days when some sites would ask for an address and only allowed US places I'd pick states randomly but always put down 123 Boulevard Street as the address.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Randaconda posted:

*in extremely Freddy Krueger voice*

Every town has an Elm Street.

only the anglophones :colbert:

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Hong Kong has an Elm Street.

It’s one block long in Tai Kok Tsui.

As a former British colony, that’s probably cheating.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

One time I was driving down the actual elm street the movie was named for and I woke my partner up to let them know because I thought it was a fun fact but in retrospect they probably thought I was waking them up just to be safe.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



imo you should have just told them without waking them up :unsmigghh:

C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013
Smash-And-Grab Thieves Hit Pot Shop But Only Got Away With Oregano

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶






That's delightful! :neckbeard:

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
Incredible

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



bloody ell that took me way too long

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
https://twitter.com/thedailybeast/status/1045839288116613121

AMISH FRIED PIES
Mar 6, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo

congratulations! it's an elemental force of nature!

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



white americans...

(nb: white people everywhere are lovely but afaik only the americans have gender reveal parties what the gently caress seriously i hope the entire family burned for a long time except the baby whose gender i honestly dont care about at all)

GelatinSkeleton
May 31, 2013

What's the thing with the roads? Lestby Avenue, Europa Lin

ncumbered_by_idgits
Sep 20, 2008

GelatinSkeleton posted:

What's the thing with the roads? Lestby Avenue, Europa Lin

gently caress if I know.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Enraged wife stabs husband with ceramic squirrel because he didn’t buy beer

GelatinSkeleton posted:

What's the thing with the roads? Lestby Avenue, Europa Lin

My best guess is that Letsby Ave is roughly how you'd pronounce "let's behave" in some English accents.

ultrafilter has a new favorite as of 16:26 on Sep 29, 2018

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





'Let's be 'avin' you' is a thing that old-fashioned English police are supposed to have said to ne'er-do-wells, scofflaws and other shady characters -It means something like, 'stop what you're doing and come out of there'. It's the same sort of vintage as 'allo, 'allo, 'allo!

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.
Cor blimey my dudes.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
I thought the joke was "Letsby Europa" = "Lets buy you rope a". :shrug:

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Imagine Ray Winstone saying "let's behave"

Hermsgervørden
Apr 23, 2004
Møøse Trainer
Goats Addicted to Human Urine Airlifted Out of National Park

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013




So how do they treat that? Asking for a friend.

Hermsgervørden
Apr 23, 2004
Møøse Trainer

Proteus Jones posted:

So how do they treat that? Asking for a friend.

Your friends need to be “sedated and blindfolded before being put into harnesses” as far as I can tell.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Fortunately his friend is really into that as well

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/Newsweek/status/1046041934849101824

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

The video is loving wild

Funktastic
Jul 23, 2013

Former DILF posted:

The video is loving wild

I love the person in the comments saying that maybe she just knows more about trafficking than others like it wouldn't be loving crazy to personally try to snatch a trafficked kid with absolutely no back up.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


When does she start working for the Trump administration?

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chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Funktastic posted:

I love the person in the comments saying that maybe she just knows more about trafficking than others like it wouldn't be loving crazy to personally try to snatch a trafficked kid with absolutely no back up.

*runs up to Syrians in Russia, begins speaking English*

“COME WITH ME I HAVE YOUR ACCENT AND A TV”

*weirded-out Syrians start walking away*

“BY YOUR LACK OF RESPONSE YOU MUST BE KIDNAPPERS”

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