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Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
St Olaf lost a real one today :(

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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




She couldn't bear to live without lego.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Samfucius
Sep 8, 2010

And if you gaze long enough into a nest, the nest will gaze back into you.


Happy New Year from England!

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014



Cartoon Man posted:



Rest In Peace

shes next

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Preemptive reminder that any time anyone asks if Kissinger is dead yet, he gains another day of life.

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

Fister Roboto posted:

Preemptive reminder that any time anyone asks if Kissinger is dead yet, he gains another day of life.

Can I ask if his spine collapsed, leaving him trapped in a ruined shell of a body, unable to speak nor move, forced to live out the rest of his days in a horrifying shell, unable to even die because people keep asking if he's still alive?

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

:sigh:

*adds another 10 days to the count*

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Is Kissinger trapped under a toppled bookshelf and all alone with no means of reaching anyone for aid?

Ragnar34
Oct 10, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
I swear I once read a bit of folklore about how, if a still-living sinner had gone past the possibility of redemption, there was a devil whose job it was to jump up out of the ground, kick his still-living soul into Hell, and assume control over that body until the original owner's assigned death. Not bringing this up for any reason, I'm just saying.

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004



She's already dead, they're just weekend at berny-ing her until the mi6 hit squad can kill Charles.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Yeah no one is more dead than the queen.

She's in a freezer right now while MI6 and the real PM try to sort out dismantling the monarchy so none of those freaks take the crown.

Bar Ran Dun
Jan 22, 2006




A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Is Kissinger trapped under a toppled bookshelf and all alone with no means of reaching anyone for aid?

Henry Kissinger lays on his back, his belly baking in the hot sun, beating his legs trying to turn himself over, but he can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer
I think its ok to mercy kill in that situation

No need to be cruel, just finish it

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

Regarde Aduck posted:

I think its ok to mercy kill in that situation

No need to be cruel, just finish it

For almost anyone other than Kissinger, I agree.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Bar Ran Dun posted:

Henry Kissinger lays on his back, his belly baking in the hot sun, beating his legs trying to turn himself over, but he can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping.

'I'm Cambodian'

'oh...okay got another false positive on the test, sorry sir'

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
or is it negative, do you want to pass the test or not in blade runner?

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Golden Dragon
Apr 9, 2007

Always speak politely to an enraged Dragon

Cat Hatter
Oct 24, 2006

Hatters gonna hat.

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Is Kissinger trapped under a toppled bookshelf and all alone with no means of reaching anyone for aid?

"What are you doing, step-secretary-of-state?"

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Bar Ran Dun posted:

Henry Kissinger lays on his back, his belly baking in the hot sun, beating his legs trying to turn himself over, but he can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping.

yer drat right i'm not

some bust on that guy
Jan 21, 2006

This avatar was paid for by the Silent Majority.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

uwu <3

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

rain dogs
Apr 19, 2020

Rawr

PizzaProwler
Nov 4, 2009

Or you can see me at The Riviera. Tuesday nights.
Pillowfights with Dominican mothers.

Dr. Kayak Paddle
May 10, 2006

Sagebrush posted:

yer drat right i'm not

He’s sunning his butthole, for a recharge…are you a bad enough dude to stop that secretary

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

spookykid
Apr 28, 2006

I am an awkward fellow
after all

Betty confirmed canon for the Doomslayer.

The Chad Jihad
Feb 24, 2007


`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

:chloe:

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
Yuck

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer
Haha what a meme

GrunkleStalin
Aug 13, 2021

Conrad Stargard?

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The Chad Jihad
Feb 24, 2007


Well I can't undo what I did, so please accept this by way of apology




GrunkleStalin posted:

Conrad Stargard?

quote:

The character of Conrad has at times been described as a Mary Sue, and some aspects of the novels can be looked at as authorial wish-fulfillment.

Sounds about right

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