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If this did actually happen, I'd guess maybe she took off her nose ring to try and be respectful to her MAGA uncle who I bet always complains about it nonstop between racist rants, and when she saw he ain't gonna return the favor she just went gently caress it and put it back on.
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Zanzibar Ham posted:If this did actually happen, I'd guess maybe she took off her nose ring to try and be respectful to her MAGA uncle who I bet always complains about it nonstop between racist rants, and when she saw he ain't gonna return the favor she just went gently caress it and put it back on. Other than I'd fear the 30-40 minute diatribe, I'd be fascinated know precisely how he's "killin it"?
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Indolent Bastard posted:Other than I'd fear the 30-40 minute diatribe, I'd be fascinated know precisely how he's "killin it"? You should check out this 'Fox News' thing, they explain it there.
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I'm sure variations of this happened hundreds or thousands of times this Thanksgiving. Most people just don't go post about how they, a grown man, pwned a teenager.
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Indolent Bastard posted:Other than I'd fear the 30-40 minute diatribe, I'd be fascinated know precisely how he's "killin it"? Well, he's certainly killing your global reputation and respect. 
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Stoatbringer posted:Well, he's certainly killing your global reputation and respect. Not my reputation mate 
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Aleph Null posted:I'm sure variations of this happened hundreds or thousands of times this Thanksgiving. Most people just don't go post about how they, a grown man, pwned a teenager.
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Stoatbringer posted:Well, he's certainly killing your global reputation and respect. A store by me is selling t-shirts with "We Apologize for our President" on them in 20 different languages 
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Nov 24, 2018 08:56
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I think you'd have to use a really big typeface to fit in just one 
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I don’t know if this is fake, but it’s from a group for single-sided deaf people and is written exactly the same way the parent types and seems to be awfully suited to the way the group talks collectively.
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Fake or not i have to awww because i can sympathize being half deaf myself, i never did or will have the help of a hearing aid though so good for the maybe imaginary kid 
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freeedr posted:I don’t know if this is fake, but it’s from a group for single-sided deaf people and is written exactly the same way the parent types and seems to be awfully suited to the way the group talks collectively. As a teacher, looks pretty real to me. Like you can basically see the way the teacher has shaped it: pick three things you're thankful for, write a paragraph about why you're thankful for each, include two+ supporting reasons, writes concluding paragraph that summarises what you're thankful for. And it's a published bit of work so it's been checked/corrected/edited by the teacher too. Unrelated stdh: https://twitter.com/JacobAWohl/status/1066127475309080576?s=19
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Nov 24, 2018 23:27
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That guy has the worst face I've ever seen.
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Breitbart Is Rightbart posted:That guy has the worst face I've ever seen. Just wait until you hear the poo poo that comes out of it
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The STDH is Trump cutting gas prices, right?
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bike tory posted:As a teacher, looks pretty real to me. Like you can basically see the way the teacher has shaped it: pick three things you're thankful for, write a paragraph about why you're thankful for each, include two+ supporting reasons, writes concluding paragraph that summarises what you're thankful for. And it's a published bit of work so it's been checked/corrected/edited by the teacher too. https://twitter.com/DonJrJr1/status...genumber%3D2118
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bike tory posted:As a teacher, looks pretty real to me. Like you can basically see the way the teacher has shaped it: pick three things you're thankful for, write a paragraph about why you're thankful for each, include two+ supporting reasons, writes concluding paragraph that summarises what you're thankful for. And it's a published bit of work so it's been checked/corrected/edited by the teacher too. Is that guy literally called jawohl
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Jurgan posted:The STDH is Trump cutting gas prices, right? I think he meant it as a joke (he was dragged mercilessly for Tweeting about overhearing pro-Trump chatter in "hipster coffee shops" fairly recently) but honestly he's such a trainwreck that who even knows  He is definitely dumb enough to believe that Presidents set gas prices. Of course gas prices were lower in 2016 but wevs.
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CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:Is that guy literally called jawohl 
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My name on Twitter will be Penelope Olivia Opybutthole.
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If you’re not going to make your story plausible, at least make it interesting. “Screaming out the window” is the funniest thing he’s seen in his life?
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"I just offered 85$ to a girl if she'd let me send her a picture of my dick". ftfy
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Jurgan posted:If you’re not going to make your story plausible, at least make it interesting. “Screaming out the window” is the funniest thing he’s seen in his life? More so the cops would be worried the driver is dying or crazy on drugs
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Nov 25, 2018 09:00
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 Crystles are more maygckal than crystals.
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Why is it always pretty looking rocks that have magical powers? You never hear about a bit of grey slate waking someone up from a coma.
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My favorite part of this is the strangely specific amount. It's like he thought to himself "I could probably go above 50, but 100 might be pushing it...", or he's trying to give the impression that there was some haggling going on before settling on a final price.
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EvilGenius posted:Why is it always pretty looking rocks that have magical powers? You never hear about a bit of grey slate waking someone up from a coma. Slate and other big ugly rocks have the magical property of putting people into comas. Typically when applied to the subjects head with force.
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Tunicate posted:
Liked and shared. AMEN
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Tunicate posted:
Crystles absorb poo poo energy, this is then cleansed by sea water. Seems legit, not sure what your problem is!
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Dixville posted:Crystles absorb poo poo energy, this is then cleansed by sea water. Seems legit, not sure what your problem is! So, one crystal, five minutes and ALL the Goonposts go away? And some seawater will reset it?
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Samizdata posted:So, one crystal, five minutes and ALL the Goonposts go away? And some seawater will reset it? Crystle not crystal. And they're powerful but they're not magic so no it won't work.
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poo poo Crystles vs JO Crystals: who will win?
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Dixville posted:poo poo Crystles vs JO Crystals: who will win? Fecalphiliac Onanists
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It never ceases to amaze me how people can spell words two different ways in adjacent sentences.
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I head all my letters with "EvilGenius wrote this letter and sent it to X about Y". Gives it that professional edge.
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