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shut up blegum posted:Can't you just right click on your desktop and a yosposter who overengineered a solution? no, that is not a plausible theory i'm a yosposter
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Oct 18, 2017 14:43
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Skipping: someone going on for several paragraphs about how racist they are Also skipping: someone who sounded a lot like the first guy in writing style describing being raped by Bigfoot in too much detail gross, dude quote:A week or maybe two weeks ago I submitted a confession about my mom never apologizing to me for the way her drug abuse impacted my life. While I believed she was sober, I went to her house today and found a meth pipe out on the kitchen counter. I don’t even know what to do. She insists it’s not hers but a) that’s the go to for people caught in the act and b) that’s what she told me last time I found her pipe. This really loving sucks. If your mom ruined your life with her drug abuse and she is still abusing drugs maybe it's time to just stop expending effort on her and cut her out of your life I don't think she can give you what you need from her; it's probably time to try to move on. Sorry  Remember, closure comes from withinquote:Trying to come to terms with my sexuality and realizing I'm bisexual. I've been hesitant to start dating again since I'm still emotionally sore from my wife leaving me. I have had attraction to both sexes since I was a teenager, but obviously suppressing that side of me being raised Catholic. As a result, I didn't even date in high school or even college. Too scared either way. My ex-wife connected with me and I loved her. That's what made me realize I was bisexual instead of gay. Obviously, I enjoyed the benefits that came with marriage and was really in love with my wife. Now that I'm single again, I feel more emotionally fragile. I'd like to try dating a guy, but I'd alienate myself from my family. I love my family and wouldn't want to do that, especially to my mother. At the same time, I'm sure that even if I did date a guy, I'd probably be so nervous and stilted it wouldn't work out. Which puts me back to where I am now. Alone. I already feel like an idiot sending an anonymous confession, but maybe someone else that's been through something like this will have some advice or at least my contribution helps someone. You know you don't have to tell your family about everyone you're dating, right? I'd say try Tinder or Grindr, give it a shot, and only keep your family filled in about any resulting relationship if it gets serious enough that it's worth the risk.
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Oct 18, 2017 16:47
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Oh come on, post the Bigfoot fesh! Or PM it to me if you're adamant. I'm sure it's hilarious.
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Oct 18, 2017 16:55
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I think Chuck Tingle wrote about this
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Oct 18, 2017 16:58
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Welcome to bisexuality bi goon. Go meet a few guys and make out. See if you like the feel of a man's stubble on your face before you start looking for random fucks on grindr is my suggestion. You don't have to start "dating" someone and be in a committed relationship where you have to tell your parents. Now's your opportunity to meet some people and explore. Plenty of dudes will understand that coming out and entering the world of dating men is a little unnerving and new to you. Do you have any gay male friends you can come out to and talk with?
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Oct 18, 2017 17:08
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SUCK A DICK
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Oct 18, 2017 17:13
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you know what they say about the size of a man's foot...
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Oct 18, 2017 17:18
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Go to a gay club and see if anyone looks cute, then talk to them.
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Oct 18, 2017 17:35
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Theophany posted:Oh come on, post the Bigfoot fesh! this. we need Bigfoot fesh!
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Oct 18, 2017 18:10
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https://i.imgur.com/qePvTkc.mp4
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Oct 18, 2017 18:25
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If you guys insist, here is some Bigfoot rape-fetish fic warning: don't read this if you don't want to read Bigfoot rape-fetish fic quote:It’s really hard to confess to seeing “paranormal” things. On these forums and in real life, you kind of get mocked for it. Hence this anonymous fesh, which I need to get off my chest.
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Oct 18, 2017 18:29
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fruit on the bottom posted:I think Chuck Tingle wrote about this pounded in the rear end by racist bigfoot
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Oct 18, 2017 18:34
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honestly, i'm not a fan.
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Oct 18, 2017 18:36
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should have had the semen be more of a mystery, maybe had government agents move in to cover it up
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Oct 18, 2017 19:05
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Edit - too crass even for me
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Oct 18, 2017 19:08
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Audax posted:Edit - too crass even for me Post it you coward!
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Oct 18, 2017 19:13
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Audax posted:Edit - too crass even for me This is the Something Awful forum where people posting loving goatse is met with the response "hello old friend." 
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Oct 18, 2017 19:26
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Are you sure you didn't encounter a feral ron jeremy
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Oct 18, 2017 19:56
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I don't care if the Bigfoot rape fesh is a fake. Its the good kind of fake that makes this thread interesting.
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Oct 18, 2017 20:18
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Man if you're gonna get raped by a mythical creature just relax and enjoy it, drat.
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Oct 18, 2017 21:56
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Better than getting raped by the loch ness monster
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Oct 18, 2017 22:23
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SciFiDownBeat posted:Better than getting raped by the loch ness monster Yeah but the Loch Ness monster always asks for about tree fitty afterwards.
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Oct 18, 2017 22:25
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SamLikesCake posted:Yeah but the Loch Ness monster always asks for about tree fitty afterwards. lol hilarious man
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Oct 18, 2017 23:01
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SciFiDownBeat posted:Better than getting raped by the loch ness monster Loch Ness monster is preferable because at least it's over quick. He's just two humps and a wave.
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Oct 19, 2017 00:52
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SciFiDownBeat posted:Better than getting raped by the loch ness monster 
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Oct 19, 2017 00:55
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some real humzingers being posted right now, some real knee slappers ow my knee
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Oct 19, 2017 01:03
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Audax posted:Edit - too crass even for me Weak. This is weakness. soy posted:Man if you're gonna get raped by a mythical creature just relax and enjoy it, drat. Mythologic loving should be positive to both parties imo. Like, this fucker is a spirit being why the gently caress you gotta make it rapes? Let us have the pure good sexuality of your mind form instead of this bullshit beast mentality. Bigfoots who rape are selling their whole society short
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Oct 19, 2017 01:10
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I imagine if he actually got raped by Bigfoot his anus would probably look like goatse right now
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Oct 19, 2017 01:15
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https://youtu.be/uOj1BRlgAFA
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Oct 19, 2017 02:19
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TBF I’m pretty sure that Bigfoot is a libertarian so that could be a big turnoff
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Oct 19, 2017 03:29
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I would let a succubus do whatever to me
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Oct 19, 2017 03:50
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Nissin Cup Nudist posted:I would let a succubus do whatever to me go watch the not lovely part of V/H/S
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Oct 19, 2017 03:51
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Nissin Cup Nudist posted:I would let a succubus do whatever to me Have you seen hellraiser? 
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Oct 19, 2017 04:47
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Nissin Cup Nudist posted:I would let a succubus do whatever to me wasn't there a confession a while back about someone trying to summon one to get laid? anyway, same.
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Oct 19, 2017 04:57
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got any sevens posted:Have you seen hellraiser? Yeah but Morrigan from Darkstalkers was a succubus and I'd let her do me anyway she pleased me.
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Oct 19, 2017 05:00
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yeah I eat rear end posted:wasn't there a confession a while back about someone trying to summon one to get laid? My Method of Loci palace has 70's paneling.
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Oct 19, 2017 07:02
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Dannywilson posted:My Method of Loci palace has 70's paneling. I have no idea what this is supposed to mean
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Oct 19, 2017 07:05
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facebook jihad posted:I imagine if he actually got raped by Bigfoot his anus would probably look like goatse right now
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Oct 19, 2017 08:27
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HerStuddMuffin posted:Gorillas have tiny dicks, what makes you think Bigfoot is hung? Really? You are really asking this? *sigh* You know what say about guys with big feet...
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