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Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

mind the walrus posted:

If there is a single villain they need to bring back in any capacity it is Sam Rockwell's Justin Hammer. They've already got Hammer stuff going on in Luke Cage, he made the cameo in All Hail the King, just bring him back as... I don't know the tech guy for the Thunderbolts or an arms dealer for Hammerhead in Spider-Man or loving anything he can be some goddamn Kree love slave in Captain Marvel just bring that glorious bastard back.

Let's be real, the villain in Captain Marvel will be Moonstone, because she's both the only Carol-focused villain anyone knows, and she fits the MCU's 'evil mirror' trope to a T... And Hammer is exactly the kind of guy Karla Sofen would string along with bogus therapy and/or pretending to fall for him and insinuating herself into a position of power.

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WickedHate
Aug 1, 2013

by Lowtax
I figured the bad guys in the first CM would be the Kree. Save Moonstone for the second.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Wheat Loaf posted:

I reckon somewhere in the multiverse, there's a world where instead of writing comics, Stan Lee became this sort of East Coast L. Ron Hubbard and started up a moneymaking religion racket.

It's called "Marvel Comics". :D

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


Disappointed in the lack of Steve Austin-based funny comic book panels on the last page.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Gavok posted:

Disappointed in the lack of Steve Austin-based funny comic book panels on the last page.

What?

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Page 316.

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Steve Austin, you say?

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
don't talk to me or my son ever again

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

He's full of tinier men!

Professor Wayne
Aug 27, 2008

So, Harvey, what became of the giant penny?

They actually let him keep it.
I hear the Six Million Dollar Man's boss is a more valuable action figure.

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


Oscar Goldman is a prized figure. Richard Anderson, the actor who played him in the TV series, is still alive to this day. So's Lee Majors. Just saw him in Ash Vs. Evil Dead Episode 3.. his character on the show, Ash's Dad, seems to have bought the farm unfortunately

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Gavok posted:

Disappointed in the lack of Steve Austin-based funny comic book panels on the last page.

"Alright gang, y'all all know how much I loooooooove to hunt, well dig this; I just heard about a comics website where the funny panels hunt you. It's called Batman's Shameful Secret dot com."

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


Lobok posted:

Page 316.



Steve Austin is a Goon.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Wheat Loaf posted:

"Alright gang, y'all all know how much I loooooooove to hunt, well dig this; I just heard about a comics website where the funny panels hunt you. It's called Batman's Shameful Secret dot com."

"You gotta work to pay for your comic subscription though, because the companies keep sending you these little gimmicks in the mail called bills...."

Teenage Fansub
Jan 28, 2006

Deathstroke #4.
Deathstroke and his daughter are on the road after a hit was placed on her.

Ape Has Killed Ape
Sep 15, 2005

I'm incredibly amused by the fake nose that has its own little insert in the carrying case.

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer

Selachian posted:

Steve Austin, you say?



By the size comparison there, that is a big drat action figure.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



TwoPair posted:

By the size comparison there, that is a big drat action figure.

It was the same size of the GI Joes of that era, so about 12 inches or so.

Ape Has Killed Ape
Sep 15, 2005

TwoPair posted:

By the size comparison there, that is a big drat action figure.

gently caress that, look at the size of his hand in comparison to his head.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Ape Has Killed Ape posted:

gently caress that, look at the size of his hand in comparison to his head.

that hand belongs to a third lee majors who is larger still

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Its Lee Majors all the way down.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

spooky like this! posted:

Its Lee Majors all the way down. UP.

FTFY

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

The Lee Majors fractal will give mathematicians work for Six Million years.

Wanderer
Nov 5, 2006

our every move is the new tradition

Gaz-L posted:

Let's be real, the villain in Captain Marvel will be Moonstone, because she's both the only Carol-focused villain anyone knows, and she fits the MCU's 'evil mirror' trope to a T... And Hammer is exactly the kind of guy Karla Sofen would string along with bogus therapy and/or pretending to fall for him and insinuating herself into a position of power.

I could see Moonstone. I was expecting Dr. Minerva, though, since that would give them a Kree villain to fit with Carol's "Kree hybrid" origin story.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

spooky like this! posted:

Its Lee Majors all the way down.
The smaller one is obviously Lee Minors. Come on people.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Teenage Fansub posted:

Deathstroke #4.
Deathstroke and his daughter are on the road after a hit was placed on her.


What's he wearing? Is that some kind of "fat" costume thing?

Teenage Fansub
Jan 28, 2006

I thought it was some holster, but yeah. He was disguised as an out of shape dude earlier.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.
So, he's naked except for the fat suit harness? What, in case someone sees his silhouette through the window, they won't wonder where the fat guy went?

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

CzarChasm posted:

So, he's naked except for the fat suit harness? What, in case someone sees his silhouette through the window, they won't wonder where the fat guy went?

He wants to know what it's like to be pregnant.

Ignite Memories
Feb 27, 2005

BROCK LESBIAN posted:

He wants to know what it's like to be pregnant.

http://www.clickhole.com/blogpost/i-put-fat-suit-understand-what-its-be-your-mom-2061

Some Pinko Commie
Jun 9, 2009

CNC! Easy as 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣!

CzarChasm posted:

So, he's naked except for the fat suit harness?

Yep.

Naked.

In a fatsuit.

In his daughter's hotel room.

He's pretending to be Donald Trump!

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Is Deathstroke's daughter no longer also an assassin post-New 52?

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:

biracial bear for uncut posted:

Yep.

Naked.

In a fatsuit.

In his daughter's hotel room.

He's pretending to be Donald Trump!

I'm going to make Gotham great again and make the Joker pay for it!

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

bunnyofdoom posted:

I'm going to make Gotham great again and make the Joker pay for it!

We don't need another injustice series tia

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


C. Everett Koop posted:

We don't need another injustice series tia

Uh, yeah we do.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
I'm not sure if this is real, or something deviantart coughed up.



Edit: Real. Good god!

http://comicvine.gamespot.com/supergirl-15-gods-of-the-twilight/4000-44256/

Teenage Fansub
Jan 28, 2006

Endless Mike posted:

Is Deathstroke's daughter no longer also an assassin post-New 52?

She is. With pre-cog powers and all. They're on a road trip to hunt down the hit maker.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Check out those double ds

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Say Nothing posted:

I'm not sure if this is real, or something deviantart coughed up.



Edit: Real. Good god!

http://comicvine.gamespot.com/supergirl-15-gods-of-the-twilight/4000-44256/
It's from 1997 so there's plausible deniability. On the other hand tentacle rape hentai was actually a thing that could find its way into VHS stores in the 90s so...

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Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

What you never had Legend of the Overfiend sitting in the cartoons/anime section of the video store?

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