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Sagebrush posted:I don't think anything changed. It's just getting traction now for some reason. 'Rich and Poor White Men are Trash' /Facebook mod sweats profusely
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bob dobbs is dead posted:lol i searched marklogic up properly if you define pulling that dumpster fire of a project out of the dumpster, getting it online in a super short timeline, and continuing to run the project 4-5 years later as crashing and burning then yeah, sure
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Rex-Goliath posted:if you define pulling that dumpster fire of a project out of the dumpster, getting it online in a super short timeline, and continuing to run the project 4-5 years later as crashing and burning then yeah, sure weren't you guys the original and initial db vendors yeah, upon research, yeah you were
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jack dorsey: so i guess we'll get around to doing something about all those actual nazis harassing people on our service actual nazis: well actually, we're the victims here
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i don't recall hearing anything about solar FREAKIN' roadways lately so i went looking for some news don't recall if this was discussed, from march: http://dailycaller.com/2017/03/07/americas-first-solar-roadway-is-a-total-disaster/
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bob dobbs is dead posted:weren't you guys the original and initial db vendors yeah of course? what they wanted to do was essentially impossible with a relational db
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bump_fn posted:this laziness pays off now instead of retirement age like an ira i’ve been putting off bringing all of these physical stock certificates into the bank for them to liquidate and add to the investment account, since i’d hafta drive into sf to do so and spend all day in the fancy merrill lynch tolkien to some rear end in a top hat might just order a firebox from amazon instead
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oh look the fuckin weather channel is fuckin doing it again and those names are all terrible too
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infernal machines posted:jack dorsey: so i guess we'll get around to doing something about all those actual nazis harassing people on our service we’ll see, but nice signoff in the article lol
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Rex-Goliath posted:yeah of course? what they wanted to do was essentially impossible with a relational db What was it that they wanted to do that's impossible with a normal, err, sorry, I meant relational db?
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infernal machines posted:jack dorsey: so i guess we'll get around to doing something about all those actual nazis harassing people on our service this won't work because the problem isn't that they don't have enough rules, or that the rules aren't good enough, it's that they don't apply them and also take a 'beep boop what is human interaction' approach to it ffs, they already flag nazi poo poo that they legally have to block in france and germany. it would take ≈5 minutes to flip the switch for everybody else
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Sagebrush posted:oh look the fuckin weather channel is fuckin doing it again 
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Fiedler posted:What was it that they wanted to do that's impossible with a normal, err, sorry, I meant relational db? essentially impossible. yes if you wanted to hire an army of top-tier oracle consultants like oregon did you may have been able to pull it off if you managed it better than they did. in all likelihood it would have actually crashed and burned just like oregon hix did. it's just a matter of choosing the right tool for the job. marklogic's primary strength is the fact that it's schemaless which allows you to quickly refactor data as requirements change. if you have a project where you need to start building before you even know what your data is going to look like and will likely change multiple times then the schemaless model is probably your best bet. or if you're dealing with integrating dozens or hundreds of different sources that all are unique snowflakes that don't want to cooperate with following a central model. they interviewed chao a few years after the aca rollout on this stuff: https://www.informationweek.com/strategic-cio/healthcaregov-hard-earned-lessons-for-cios/d/d-id/1324456?page_number=1 quote:Among the technology decisions that has led to long-term stability and success for the project was the choice of a noSQL database backend instead of a more traditional relational backend, according to Chao. The selection of the vendor MarkLogic provided the flexibility that was needed to develop a system that was changing even as it was created.
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my bitter bi rival posted:im the coke pinky 
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Shifty Pony posted:companies are onto your tricks and the credit agencies have paid off the larger payroll handling companies to build salary histories for employment history verification. lol if you let employers pull your credit before you have an offer in hand
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Sagebrush posted:oh look the fuckin weather channel is fuckin doing it again Wilbur Toby Frankie
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coffeetable posted:more amazon warehouse fun: christ that reminds me of an NPR story they did recently about old people who have no other option than to "retire" into an RV like that, and how some of them plan to just "drive out into the desert and park and end it all" as their only out e: actually the NPR story was the author of this article being interviewed iirc Shame Boy fucked around with this message at 21:54 on Oct 14, 2017 |
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muckswirler posted:What about when the bathroom attendant makes enough money that when you're rude, instead of fearing for his job and cowering in vassalage, he can spit on your shoes and tell you to suck his dick as he grabs a few beers, pops the emergency slide and peaces out? the old Sound Academy club had an attendant who would constantly yell out "If you touched your penis, you MUST wash your hands!" It was great and funny.
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CA passed a law just to tell vinod khosla to get hosed so martins beach is open again
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Progressive JPEG posted:CA passed a law just to tell vinod khosla to get hosed so martins beach is open again
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Rex-Goliath posted:marklogic's primary strength is the fact that it's schemaless which allows you to quickly refactor data as requirements change. if you have a project where you need to start building before you even know what your data is going to look like and will likely change multiple times then the schemaless model is probably your best bet. or if you're dealing with integrating dozens or hundreds of different sources that all are unique snowflakes that don't want to cooperate with following a central model. schemaless just means your schema is smeared across a bunch of application code instead of managed and enforced by your state store. a fantastic idea
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the talent deficit posted:schemaless just means your schema is smeared across a bunch of application code instead of managed and enforced by your state store. a fantastic idea hm yeah after 15+ years of development we’ve never figured out how to handle this. drat. good point. I’ll let them know it’s time to wrap things up
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Progressive JPEG posted:CA passed a law just to tell vinod khosla to get hosed so martins beach is open again why did they need to pass a new law, didn't he flat out lose under existing law
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lmao ofc he’s gonna keep being a poo poo as hard as possible Representatives of venture capitalist Vinod Khosla told the commission that the gate blocking access to the road leading to picturesque Martins Beach is being reopened, but only between 9 a.m. and 4:30 p.m., and not every day, said commission spokeswoman Noaki Schwartz. ... “The Coastal Act calls for full and regular access,” said Jennifer Savage, the California policy manager for the Surfrider Foundation. “That includes early morning surf and sunsets. Surfrider will not settle for less.” i hope someone burns his house down while he’s sleeping
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Rex-Goliath posted:hm yeah after 15+ years of development we’ve never figured out how to handle this. drat. good point. I’ll let them know it’s time to wrap things up im glad you've come to your senses and accepted reality friend
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can't they just eminent domain a road and parking lot?
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i wonder how often he has to have his house staff repair that gate
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blugu64 posted:can't they just eminent domain a road and parking lot? that's actually what the new law is for. it speeds up the process and allows people to donate to a fund to finance the purchase. asshat says it is worth $30M, California figures around $300k edit: the law should have made the eminent domain fund funded by fines for non-permitted work in the area of the eminent domained parcel. fine his rear end for all the unauthorized work he did and slowly forcefully buy his property with his own money. Shifty Pony fucked around with this message at 00:54 on Oct 15, 2017 |
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:i hope someone burns his house down while he’s sleeping how much would it cost for a drone that can carry a couple of road flares
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Shifty Pony posted:asshat says it is worth $30M, California figures around $300k specifically this is because the $300K figure is is only for the exact acreage under dispute while the $30M figure is the price he paid for the entire parcel including the private land and mansion
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Sagebrush posted:how much would it cost for a drone that can carry a couple of road flares i bet it’d be easier to bribe a house worker to plug in a circuit overloader someplace in the kitchen or laundry room or near his bed i mean that’s how i would do it if i hypothetically had learned anything about arson from firefighters i know
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:i bet it’d be easier to bribe a house worker to plug in a circuit overloader someplace in the kitchen or laundry room wouldn't that leave an incredibly obvious circuit overloader in place
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apparently that’s one of the first things to go so no, unless you also put some accelerant in there for them to detect afterward
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ate all the Oreos posted:wouldn't that leave an incredibly obvious circuit overloader in place isn't that just like a couple resistors and a wire? it'd hardly look out of place in a 90,000 squarefoot mansion that is now ash and dust
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also the dude doesn't even live there, he lives up in atherton bay so he doesn't have to commute.
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