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Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


A Sometimes Food posted:

So that's just actually Vampire Dad in a suit to keep the sun off right?

Absolutely.

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habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
I'm trying to figure out how his face works...

Bell_
Sep 3, 2006

Tiny Baltimore
A billion light years away
A goon's posting the same thing
But he's already turned to dust
And the shitpost we read
Is a billion light-years old
A ghost just like the rest of us

habeasdorkus posted:

I'm trying to figure out how his face works...
It's how he irons his own suits.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

habeasdorkus posted:

I'm trying to figure out how his face works...

Looking at it, I'd say it's a soft latex mask that's been put on hastily, so the painted face is off-center.

I'm vaguely reminded of a Spirou story where such a latex mask was central to the plot; and at one point inflated dramatically to turn it into a balloon...

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


It's definitely a "vampire in daytime" full body costume.

Renaissance Robot
Oct 10, 2010

Bite my furry metal ass
I feel like it's gotta be a regular person under there because if it was Local Businessman the costume's eye holes wouldn't be in the chin

Patware
Jan 3, 2005

counterpoint: the eye holes can't be too upward-facing or the sun could get in

Shindragon
Jun 6, 2011

by Athanatos
Also the best way to hide is in plain sight.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

you there, with the long dog

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


Well that was easy! Problem solved

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?
Somehow, that face is even more terrifying up close.

Caidin
Oct 29, 2011
Professor Bigfoot is mean for stringing DJ Mothman along like this.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

Cup Runneth Over posted:

Well that was easy! Problem solved

I like that he went to a fortune teller first, and never thought about checking the wall with the "lost dog" posters.

Safari Disco Lion
Jul 21, 2011

Boss, if they make us find seven lost crystals, I'm quitting.

If Obnoxious DJ and Pretentious Gorilla don't hook up I will be very upset.

Bongo Bill
Jan 17, 2012

I forgot mascot Davy should have a hook hand so now I have to go back and change it on all the pages he's been on. Until I do just pretend he swapped it out like a Nendoroid off-panel on this page. Yes it's on the wrong hand on purpose

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?
Professor Bigfoot is such a tease. :(

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747
http://www.paranatural.net/comic/chapter-6-page-30

"We named the dog Cash Reward!" lmao

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?
Can Stephen have anything nice?

Renaissance Robot
Oct 10, 2010

Bite my furry metal ass
Fuckin rich people man

sirtommygunn
Mar 7, 2013



lmao but also

Renaissance Robot posted:

Fuckin rich people man

Shindragon
Jun 6, 2011

by Athanatos

Renaissance Robot posted:

Fuckin rich people man

Brought To You By
Oct 31, 2012
Beautiful woman, lovely tipper. Wasn't even bus fare I can guess

Filthy Haiku
Oct 22, 2010

i am shattering like glass


but at least
i have

springy ride
I've been in this literal exact situation. Dude lived in a tacky mansion and tried to tell me getting to play with his dog was reward enough. He wouldn't even cover the food we got him. My best friend and I learned early that the rich suck.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Betcha that's the heiress's house, the one Stephen fought months ago.

Podima
Nov 4, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

SKULL.GIF posted:

Betcha that's the heiress's house, the one Stephen fought months ago.

Absolutely.

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


SKULL.GIF posted:

Betcha that's the heiress's house, the one Stephen fought months ago.

then, she was abusing her family's dog?

Tollymain
Jul 9, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
maybe she didnt recognize it, it seems incredibly on brand

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
Cash Reward reminds me of the goon baseball game where someone named themselves Cash Considerations.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Mr. Lobe posted:

then, she was abusing her family's dog?

the dog itself was poor, despite belonging to a rich family, and in her curious worldview she was within her rights to do so

Drunk Theory
Aug 20, 2016


Oven Wrangler

Mr. Lobe posted:

then, she was abusing her family's dog?

That's impossible. Rich people cannot abuse "the help"

Patware
Jan 3, 2005

look at her jewelry then go back and look at ritz's

100% her mom for sure

Kyte
Nov 19, 2013

Never quacked for this
Similar coloration, too.

Rand Brittain
Mar 25, 2013

"Go on until you're stopped."
So, Ritz didn't just get beat up by a dog, but by their own dog.

ThaumPenguin
Oct 9, 2013

New page.

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




The moral of the story is, go adopt a shelter puppy.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

bloviating bigfoot

Bongo Bill
Jan 17, 2012

A steadfast, unyielding clock is right twice a day.

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


https://mobile.twitter.com/jackstauber/status/1099134320990658560?lang=en

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
https://youtu.be/ucmsunDs3jE

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Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747
This is gloriously stupid and I love it.

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