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Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

:boom:

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cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology



I hosed up

Dogfish
Nov 4, 2009

AlbieQuirky posted:

On the "sweet pasta" front, my mother-in-law used to make noodle kugel and it was delicious.

I was just going to mention noodle kugel! It's an Ashkenazi Jewish dish so probably related to the other sweet, cream cheesy pastas mentioned. My mom's is more savoury - heavier on the sour cream than the sugar and with lots of black pepper - but still pretty sweet.

Irving
Jun 21, 2003
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Samizdata
May 14, 2007

titties posted:

E: :chanpop:


I'm not going to hit my wife creature, wtf is wrong with you

Wait a MINUTE! Who's turn is it to spouse her right now?

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Oh great, the threads getting creepy and weird again

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

NotAnArtist posted:

Oh great, the threads getting creepy and weird again

We made it like a week... progress I guess?

Have some squid ink pasta!

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




[img]http://i.imgur.com/CoUTp3x.jpg][/img]

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


NotAnArtist posted:

Oh great, the threads getting creepy and weird again

Agreed, here's an unappealing... thing

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

cash crab posted:

Agreed, here's an unappealing... thing



It almost, maybe, looks like beef in a peanut sauce, which could potentially be delicious. Of course, that is probably misplaced optimism on my part.

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

beef stroganoff?

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Efexeye posted:

beef stroganoff?

I think so...

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Dienes posted:

My grandmother used to make us cheese ravioli with milk, sugar, and jelly.

I, for one, actually would really enjoy a sub-derail into "anti-food our families made us that we love in spite of ourselves".

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

if you put that over some egg noodles with a dollop of sour cream and some chopped parsley it'd look jest fahn

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Pastry of the Year posted:

I, for one, actually would really enjoy a sub-derail into "anti-food our families made us that we love in spite of ourselves".

"pizza" two slices of white wonder bread, covered in ketchup, each with a slice of american cheese and a little sprinkle of oregano on it, 3-4 minutes in the toaster oven and we have pizza!

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Plinkey posted:

"pizza" two slices of white wonder bread, covered in ketchup, each with a slice of american cheese and a little sprinkle of oregano on it, 3-4 minutes in the toaster oven and we have pizza!

Oh, golly, I've had that, but: put the slices of bread on top of each other, press them down as hard as you can, and microwave them because your aunt doesn't own a toaster oven.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology




I don't think my parents ever made anything particularly hosed. The only thing I couldn't stand was liver, which my mom loved, and my dad would take me out somewhere all day so we could avoid the smell. Naturally, my current downstairs neighbor owns a "dog treat" business where he dehydrates liver and so it smells like that all the time now. There is constantly animal blood on the porch.

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Pastry of the Year posted:

Oh, golly, I've had that, but: put the slices of bread on top of each other, press them down as hard as you can, and microwave them because your aunt doesn't own a toaster oven.

My grandma has/had some kind of aversion to pizza, she claims it's because it was all she ate in high school/nursing school when her and her friends went out after class/working and got tired of it (this would have been in like the late 40s) so when we wanted pizza we got that as a snack then also ate whatever was actually being made for dinner. Thinking about it I don't think I've ever seen her eat pizza so maybe 40s pizza in small town PA really sucked.

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

cash crab posted:

I don't think my parents ever made anything particularly hosed.
They made you

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


I guess I walked into that one.

vvv: Wait, what?

cash crab has a new favorite as of 07:05 on Dec 14, 2015

ACES CURE PLANES
Oct 21, 2010





I honestly have no idea what that thing on the right is. A rotten banana? A breadstick gone wrong?

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014


McDonalds is the fast food of anti-food porn. It's the only time I've ever tasted a cheeseburger that tasted dead.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


chitoryu12 posted:

McDonalds is the fast food of anti-food porn. It's the only time I've ever tasted a cheeseburger that tasted dead.

May I interest you in Japanese McDonalds

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

RareAcumen posted:

[timg]http://i.imgur.com/CoUTp3x.jpg][/timg]

Oh look, a picture of my life. Neat.

Mymla
Aug 12, 2010

cash crab posted:

May I interest you in Japanese McDonalds



Why is it grey? Why is the bottom covered in tar?

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Mymla posted:

Why is it grey? Why is the bottom covered in tar?

Pretty sure it's also squid ink. Also: for fun, silly!

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

ACES CURE PLANES posted:



I honestly have no idea what that thing on the right is. A rotten banana? A breadstick gone wrong?

It's a normal banana that's starting to brown. Are you trolling your own thread son

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Mymla posted:

Why is it grey? Why is the bottom covered in tar?

1) Novelty and food coloring. 2) Probably something to do with seaweed, I unno.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

I love this because I can imagine a stoned teenager trying to shop for himself for the first time and assuming this is the how the process works

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


cash crab posted:

...my current downstairs neighbor owns a "dog treat" business where he dehydrates liver and so it smells like that all the time now. There is constantly animal blood on the porch.

The gently caress?

rndmnmbr
Jul 3, 2012

Now I'm going to have to make my very favorite AFP next paycheck, fried chicken livers. :getin:

Thanks, thread!

inkblot
Feb 22, 2003

by Nyc_Tattoo

cash crab posted:

There is constantly animal blood on the porch.

Farewell, good hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.

Cute as heck
Nov 6, 2011

:h:Cutie Pie Swag~:h:

ACES CURE PLANES posted:



I honestly have no idea what that thing on the right is. A rotten banana? A breadstick gone wrong?

Boiled plantain?

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




I'm more concerned with the thing next to the banana. Is that just a chopped off end of a potato?

Aristophanes
Aug 11, 2012

Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my mind and say something clever!

ACES CURE PLANES posted:



I honestly have no idea what that thing on the right is. A rotten banana? A breadstick gone wrong?

Long thin thing looks like cassava to me. And what's next to it could be taro. Do you know what country this picture is from?

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

inkblot posted:

Farewell, good hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.

\o_

ErIog
Jul 11, 2001

:nsacloud:

Plinkey posted:

My grandma has/had some kind of aversion to pizza, she claims it's because it was all she ate in high school/nursing school when her and her friends went out after class/working and got tired of it (this would have been in like the late 40s) so when we wanted pizza we got that as a snack then also ate whatever was actually being made for dinner. Thinking about it I don't think I've ever seen her eat pizza so maybe 40s pizza in small town PA really sucked.

Not saying your grandma is necessarily a racist, but with old folks there's sometimes an aversion to pizza due to racism against Italians. My grandfather always considered pizza and most other ethnic foods to be "snacks," and would never countenance eating them as proper meals. He never at snacks either, really, though, so "that's a snack! not a meal!" was just his way of saying "get hosed!"

Marius Pontmercy
Apr 2, 2007

Liberte
Egalite
Beyonce

ErIog posted:

Not saying your grandma is necessarily a racist, but with old folks there's sometimes an aversion to pizza due to racism against Italians. My grandfather always considered pizza and most other ethnic foods to be "snacks," and would never countenance eating them as proper meals. He never at snacks either, really, though, so "that's a snack! not a meal!" was just his way of saying "get hosed!"

Tangential, but once as a small child, my grandparents were babysitting my brother and I for a weekend. They took us to see Babe in theaters and told me after we would get pizza. So we're driving home through suburban Detroit and passing pizza place after pizza place and I'm losing hope, but then I realize they could be getting delivery! We get home and I expect my grandmother to order us a pizza and she pulls out: one single Stouffer's French Bread pizza. She watched her weight, so she thought that everyone would be ok with a quarter of a piece of frozen pizza. My parents picked us up the next day and we immediately went to a local diner and shoved an adult lunch combo down our throats after having only eaten grapefruit and a small amount of pizza. My grandma is going to love forever, fueled by spite and burnt English Muffins.

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!

cash crab posted:

Agreed, here's an unappealing... thing



that delicious though

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Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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"shepherd's pie" being instant potatoes (because my sister wouldn't eat real real potatoes), shredded cheddar product, frozen mixed veggies cooked with greyed ground beef, and some canned gravy.

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