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proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Remember yesterday when merkel gave trump such a severe dressing down that he spent their whole post meeting photo op pouting like a child and then refused to shake her hand?
Lol

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Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod


"So these are my sons Donald Jr. and Moglog Trump"

bowser
Apr 7, 2007

https://twitter.com/JordanFreiman/status/843104521727426561

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/Impeach_D_Trump/status/843167027493851141

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012


Giant buttplug, he's obviously into rear end torture

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012


He prolly enjoys being compared to putin

EVIL Gibson
Mar 23, 2001

Internet of Things is just someone else's computer that people can't help attaching cameras and door locks to!
:vapes:
Switchblade Switcharoo

Blue Train posted:

He prolly enjoys being compared to putin

At least gets him to half chub

angryrobots
Mar 31, 2005


That is a weird family picture, even if he wasn't sitting like....that.

Lol

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
whats up with all the mummy avs

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






quote:

“I understand what he’s trying to do, but I think he’s just not stopping to think that there are people caught in the middle he is really going to hurt,” said Ms. Feltner, 57, who was a nurse for 25 years and voted for Mr. Trump. “He needs to make some concessions for that. I was a productive citizen. Don’t make me feel worthless now.”

You voted for Trump, how else should you feel

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

haljordan posted:

You voted for Trump, how else should you feel

"I was a productive citizen" is code for "gently caress those lazy minorities just don't touch MY social benefits"

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

Cursed Lumberjack posted:

I wanna know what kinda strapon Merkel has

Hart wie Kruppstahl

Viruswithshoes
Mar 26, 2007

Republicanshealthcarereform.jpeg

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001

angryrobots posted:

That is a weird family picture, even if he wasn't sitting like....that.

Lol

It's a nice picture of Trump, Ivanka, and their two idiot sons

Dizz
Feb 14, 2010


L :dva: L

Son of Rodney posted:

"So these are my sons Donald Jr. and Butthead Trump"

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

Blue Train posted:

Germany is an actual competent country and can't be bullied like that but he is retarded and obv doesn't understand that

Hmm yes the country that we utterly defeated and then we bombed into dust and then divided up with our pals and then rebuilt in our own image. That country can't be bullied.

Viruswithshoes
Mar 26, 2007

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
The country that got humiliated so bad that the only way most of them can achieve erections now is by have dumps taken on them

Viruswithshoes
Mar 26, 2007

Trunko posted:

The country that got humiliated so bad that the only way most of them can achieve erections now is by have dumps taken on them

America_in_2020.txt

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Trunko posted:

Hmm yes the country that we utterly defeated and then we bombed into dust and then divided up with our pals and then rebuilt in our own image. That country can't be bullied.

Always a good time when this thread generates its own lols :allears:

Viruswithshoes
Mar 26, 2007

proof of concept posted:

Always a good time when this thread generates its own lols :allears:

In this house we observe the laws of thermodynamics!

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Viruswithshoes posted:

In this house we observe the laws lols of thermTrumpodynamics!

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.







lols are neither created nor destroyed. the total amount of lols in the universe is constant.

Scary!
Oct 22, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo

proof of concept posted:

Always a good time when this thread generates its own lols :allears:

if we let germany win they'd still be speaking german

tangy yet delightful
Sep 13, 2005




im the pristine hiking boots

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






quote:

“I have to be nice, otherwise I’ll get criticized for speaking poorly about our courts,” he said. But he could not help himself: The president soon suggested that the court that had just ruled against him should be destroyed. “People are screaming, ‘Break up the Ninth Circuit!’ ”

lmao who the gently caress is screaming that

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

haljordan posted:

lmao who the gently caress is screaming that

Bannon and kushner

Kumo
Jul 31, 2004

tangy yet delightful posted:

im the pristine hiking boots

i'm no expert but that photo looks 'shopped, like the light on him & the picture looks different

if so that's a lol from me

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

Cthulu Carl posted:

Merkel lookin' at Ivanka like Ivanka looked at Trudeau.

That's because she continued a proud tradition and plowed Easy-D's daughter after the summit.

Viruswithshoes
Mar 26, 2007

haljordan posted:

lols are neither created nor destroyed. the total amount of lols in the universe is constant.

Pfft. Are you suggesting it's a coincidence that the lols have exponentially increased since Trump became president or it's a statistical anomaly?

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Viruswithshoes posted:

Pfft. Are you suggesting it's a coincidence that the lols have exponentially increased since Trump became president or it's a statistical anomaly?

The distribution of lols is uneven. It is slammed to the side of the graph that reads DOMALD TRIMP

Mr Havafap
Mar 27, 2005

The wurst kind of sausage

Blue Train posted:

Bannon and kushner

Yeah but they use different voices so it sounds like there's more of them

Bannon: "Break up the ninth circuit!"
Kushner: "Break up the ninth circuit!"
B:"Break up the ninth circuit!"
K:"Break up the ninth circuit!"
B:"Break up the ninth circuit!"
K:"B r e a k u p t h e n i n t h c i r c u i t!"
B:"Uhm, bweak up the ninf circuip!"
K: LOL "Freak up the nine pursuits!"
B: LOL

*Trump glares*

B+K: "Break up the ninth circuit."

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Mr Havafap posted:

Yeah but they use different voices so it sounds like there's more of them

Bannon: "Break up the ninth circuit!"
Kushner: "Break up the ninth circuit!"
B:"Break up the ninth circuit!"
K:"Break up the ninth circuit!"
B:"Break up the ninth circuit!"
K:"B r e a k u p t h e n i n t h c i r c u i t!"
B:"Uhm, bweak up the ninf circuip!"
K: LOL "Freak up the nine pursuits!"
B: LOL

*Trump glares*

B+K: "Break up the ninth circuit."

lol

emoji
Jun 4, 2004

proof of concept posted:

Always a good time when this thread generates its own lols :allears:

He posts on Kiwifarms lol

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
"As Trump’s administration enters its third month, the constant jockeying and backbiting among senior staff is further inflaming tensions at a time when the White House is struggling on numerous fronts — from the endangered health-care bill to the controversial budget to the hundreds of top jobs still vacant throughout the government."

"The emerging turf war has led to fights over White House protocol and access to the president, backstabbing and leaks to reporters, and a heated Oval Office showdown over trade refereed by the president himself.

This account of the internal workings of Trump’s team is based on interviews with 18 top White House officials, confidants of the president and other senior Republicans with knowledge of the relationships, many of whom requested anonymity to speak candidly."

https://www.washingtonpost.com/poli...8474_story.html

LOL. the leaks are....the leakers, who are blaming others for leaks! trump has to fire everyone or it'll stay the same. SAD!

not, lol

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001
I'm glad that Trumps idiot Machiavelli management style has simultaneously crippled his ability to effect meaningful change and also has caused basically everyone involved to leak embarrassing stories about everyone else to try and get ahead

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Who would have thought that choosing your staff like it's the apprentice doesn't work irl

bowser
Apr 7, 2007

During the OJ trial a whole bunch of the people involved (witnesses, jurors, etc.) were working on tell-all books with knowing they'd get amazing publishing deals out of it. I can't help but feel the same environment currently exists in the White House.

ditty bout my clitty
May 28, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Trunko posted:

Hmm yes the country that we utterly defeated and then we bombed into dust and then divided up with our pals and then rebuilt in our own image. That country can't be bullied.

How, precisely, did you defeat this country?

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Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

ditty bout my clitty posted:

How, precisely, did you defeat this country?

We nuked Berlin and hung Hitler from a lamppost

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