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Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

SlipUp posted:

E:look the real weirdo is the guy with long posts

At least you're not completely without self awareness.

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various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

SlipUp posted:

yeah, this thread was a loving goldmine to begin with

*29 pages of speculating about trans people's junk, homegrown poo poo pics nothing weird here*

look its totally chill to immediately lose all emotions and sexual attraction to a person in an instant that's not a borderline psychopathic thing to do or say. getting my dick touched, now that's weird. I just couldn't stop thinking about dicks if that happened. none of this is weird or disparaging we all agree we can think this and it's not insulting to trans people at all, right trans guys and gals?

*crickets*

welp, no problems then!

E:look the real weirdo is the guy with long posts, can't we just go back to talking about trans dicks in a totally not gay non disparaging way like normal posters? this is the hill totally normal well adjusted posters choose to die on

This but unironically

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

One time I was camping and I laid a real big one down behind a tree and before I could bury it a mother fuckin brown bear was looking me face to face. Well, this time I was lucky, because one sniff of my poo and he wrinkled his face right up, stood on two legs and roared at me, turned, and fled for his nose's life. Bears: 0 My Poo: 1

various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

satanic splash-back posted:

One time I was camping and I laid a real big one down behind a tree and before I could bury it a mother fuckin brown bear was looking me face to face. Well, this time I was lucky, because one sniff of my poo and he wrinkled his face right up, stood on two legs and roared at me, turned, and fled for his nose's life. Bears: 0 My Poo: 1

This just proves that bears and twinks are natural enemies

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

satanic splash-back posted:

One time I was camping and I laid a real big one down behind a tree and before I could bury it a mother fuckin brown bear was looking me face to face. Well, this time I was lucky, because one sniff of my poo and he wrinkled his face right up, stood on two legs and roared at me, turned, and fled for his nose's life. Bears: 0 My Poo: 1

That means you are king of the forest.

Marketing New Brain
Apr 26, 2008

satanic splash-back posted:

One time I was camping and I laid a real big one down behind a tree and before I could bury it a mother fuckin brown bear was looking me face to face. Well, this time I was lucky, because one sniff of my poo and he wrinkled his face right up, stood on two legs and roared at me, turned, and fled for his nose's life. Bears: 0 My Poo: 1


various cheeses posted:

This just proves that bears and twinks are natural enemies

Tale of a true power bottom.

SlipUp
Sep 30, 2006


stayin c o o l
more than could be said about this thread that literally unironically insisted it's totally not degrading to trans people

can't make fun of fat people, hyper militant protestors, china, or the south

trans though, fair game

why no i don't see the problem with that

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
I want to live in a world where everyone is sexually attracted to everything all the time just lol if you beatific vision isn't a giant orgy

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

SlipUp posted:

more than could be said about this thread that literally unironically insisted it's totally not degrading to trans people

can't make fun of fat people, hyper militant protestors, china, or the south

trans though, fair game

why no i don't see the problem with that

FYI all those things should be fair game.

The Kingfish
Oct 21, 2015


SlipUp posted:

more than could be said about this thread that literally unironically insisted it's totally not degrading to trans people

can't make fun of fat people, hyper militant protestors, china, or the south

trans though, fair game

why no i don't see the problem with that
You are half way there to full blown schizo posting.

I think we should make fun of all those things fwiw.

SlipUp
Sep 30, 2006


stayin c o o l
at least those threads didn't try to pretend they were secretly pro whatever the whole time

i just thought it was hilarious to get a comment about self awareness in this thread of all places

E: lol, and schizo comment too. tell me again how it's totally normal and fine to not feel anything for somebody once you find out they're trans and how dare i say otherwise.

SlipUp fucked around with this message at 02:34 on May 10, 2016

The Kingfish
Oct 21, 2015


I'm pro-laughing at trannies.

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

I'm excited for you guys, you have a friend to talk to now. Do you think you might be able to come to an agreement on this issue, I mean the thread has to end some time, right? I'm going to keep checking in until it happens. Sorry I don't have anything to add, I hope we all find the fulfillment we're looking for, whether in this thread or by some less obvious means. I hope all our lives are filled with meaning~<3

Marketing New Brain
Apr 26, 2008
Hello, I'm a shirtless insane person taking a picture of myself making GBS threads in the disabled stall of the woman's bathroom. You might also know me as the second craziest poster in this thread.

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

SlipUp posted:

at least those threads didn't try to pretend they were secretly pro whatever the whole time

i just thought it was hilarious to get a comment about self awareness in this thread of all places

there's a diversity of opinion on trans issues in here. Some people are just flat-out bigots, some people are crazy "you're a bigot if you won't suck my cock" types, and most are somewhere inbetween.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
More like Jon Popping Fresh.

various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

It's Jon Poppin off in here

SlipUp
Sep 30, 2006


stayin c o o l
as recently as last month there was probations for transphobia but i guess we're just desperate for the laughs.

but hey keep talking about how nuts a couple of long posts are in 29 literal pages of trans dick chat and poo poo pics. maybe you'll convince yourself if you repeat it enough.

The Kingfish
Oct 21, 2015


SlipUp posted:

E: lol, and schizo comment too. tell me again how it's totally normal and fine to not feel anything for somebody once you find out they're trans and how dare i say otherwise.

Your writing style is v. schizo. Your posts are just one step above literal word salad.

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

SlipUp posted:

as recently as last month there was probations for transphobia but i guess we're just desperate for the laughs.

but hey keep talking about how nuts a couple of long posts are in 29 literal pages of trans dick chat and poo poo pics. maybe you'll convince yourself if you repeat it enough.

do you think there's a good way to convince people that trans folk in their bathrooms aren't a threat, aside from calling them bigots?

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

THE  POSTS  MUST  FLOW
Clapping Larry

SlipUp posted:

That's why we need to ban men from living with women and children. The numbers don't lie. Do you want to protect paedophiles???

Banning me from living with my idiot wife and dumb loser kid would make my life a whole lot easier and cooler. Good idea.

various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

I don't know how slipup gets time to make all these posts between loving transexuals to show everyone how progressive he is :confused:

SlipUp
Sep 30, 2006


stayin c o o l
lol there was a few long rear end posts with little response but it was the long rear end post calling a dude out for literally turning emotionally cold when you find out somebody was a transsexual that got everyone up in arms.

yeah you guys are just having a good time here. not hosed up at all.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

SlipUp posted:

E:look the real weirdo is the guy with long posts,

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

SlipUp posted:

lol there was a few long rear end posts with little response but it was the long rear end post calling a dude out for literally turning emotionally cold when you find out somebody was a transsexual that got everyone up in arms.

yeah you guys are just having a good time here. not hosed up at all.

can you seriously not understand somebody not being attracted to a person when they find out they have the opposite genitals than they thought? I know you're bisexual, but you can at least understand the hypothetical concept of heterosexuality, right?

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

lmao, I can't imagine being this insecure

Doppelganger
Oct 11, 2002

Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger
I just wear a shirt that says "I do not consent to sexual contact with dickhavers." Problem solved.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

SlipUp posted:

lol there was a few long rear end posts with little response but it was the long rear end post calling a dude out for literally turning emotionally cold when you find out somebody was a transsexual that got everyone up in arms.

yeah you guys are just having a good time here. not hosed up at all.

For real though are you currently using any stimulants? Do you have a history of manic episodes or bipolar disorder

SlipUp
Sep 30, 2006


stayin c o o l

The Kingfish posted:

Your writing style is v. schizo. Your posts are just one step above literal word salad.

Your defense about your trans genital obsession is criticizing grammar in GBS.

Yeah man, you're the totally stable one here.

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

Who What Now posted:

lmao, I can't imagine being this insecure

go into ladythread and tell them only elderly women ever need lube.

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

One time I pooped in a cat litter box. I don't want to say too much more about that one. It was weird and the cat kept staring at me for hours afterward.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Doppelganger posted:

I just wear a shirt that says "I do not consent to sexual contact with dickhavers." Problem solved.

I csn put it in the rotation with my standard "no fat chicks" t-shirt. Or maybe i can get it on a hat so i can use both at the same time

skeevy achievements
Feb 25, 2008

by merry exmarx
hahaha what a surprise, trans thread lures loony troons out into the open where meltdown instantaneously because they just can't

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
Someone mock up this t shirt for me:


NO TRANNIES
NO FAT CHICKS

various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

Internaut! posted:

hahaha what a surprise, trans thread lures loony troons out into the open where meltdown instantaneously because they just can't

It's entertaining as hell let me tell you.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

boom boom boom posted:

go into ladythread and tell them only elderly women ever need lube.

Why do that when I can stay here and see grown men try and suppress all thought that they might maybe have once seen porn with a transwoman in it.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

various cheeses posted:

It's entertaining as hell let me tell you.

Its what this site is all about

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

Mange Mite posted:

I csn put it in the rotation with my standard "no fat chicks" t-shirt. Or maybe i can get it on a hat so i can use both at the same time

Can I trade you my female body inspector hat for your no fat chicks shirt?

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various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

Mange Mite posted:

Its what this site is all about

It's a good site

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