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Dr_Amazing
Apr 15, 2006

It's a long story

Does this even have a non gross meaning?

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Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Dr_Amazing posted:

Does this even have a non gross meaning?

Chapped lips, I guess.

Flyball
Apr 17, 2003

Dr_Amazing posted:

Does this even have a non gross meaning?
Diaper rash.

Mouse Dresser
Sep 4, 2002

This isn't Middle Earth, Quentin. There aren't enough noble quests to go around.

Dr_Amazing posted:

Does this even have a non gross meaning?

Cram the whole jar in the kid's mouth so they can't scream.

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope
I figured somebody added the "caring dads" bit because people love on the Internet love to ruin humor by adding poo poo that explains the joke or makes it more obvious. So I went looking on Google and it turns out that I'm the idiot who'd ruining humor by posting this original.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




I'm really not sure if this is funny or sad, to be honest.

Flyball
Apr 17, 2003

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

I'm really not sure if this is funny or sad, to be honest.



They're urging him to become handicapable!

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011





Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

AKA Pseudonym posted:

I figured somebody added the "caring dads" bit because people love on the Internet love to ruin humor by adding poo poo that explains the joke or makes it more obvious. So I went looking on Google and it turns out that I'm the idiot who'd ruining humor by posting this original.

Thank you, though.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!


You're a bad person

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hq4MXCD-wLs

PaulBearer
Jul 23, 2013


Source: http://www.eatliver.com/creepy-and-odd-christian-albums/

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

He doesn't seem concerned about being touched.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

I'm really not sure if this is funny or sad, to be honest.



I remember an early GBS 2.0 thread where the first reply to some inane OP was this picture, and then it was just emptyquoted for 3 straight pages.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

3spoopy5me

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

"Why is this taking so long?!?"

owl_pellet
Nov 20, 2005

show your enemy
what you look like



Why do so many of these include ventriloquist dummies? And why is that such a draw on a recording rather than in person?

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar



Rolf Harris does Two Little Boys may be more or less funny to you considering what we later found out about him.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013




That link is a pro click. Holy poo poo, so many ventriloquist dummies.

captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

Wrathchild!
💢🧒

flosofl posted:

That link is a pro click. Holy poo poo, so many ventriloquist dummies.

I think that "don't pity me" is probably the saddest album title ever.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




captainOrbital posted:

I think that "don't pity me" is probably the saddest album title ever.

YOU WERE GIVEN SPECIFIC INSTRUCTIONS

Greblin
Mar 12, 2008

Gorilla Salad posted:




Rolf Harris does Two Little Boys may be more or less funny to you considering what we later found out about him.

He did more than two.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

The Louvin Brothers, one of the groups featured in that album album, rule by the way
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czLceBSD7Cc

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴

FreudianSlippers posted:

The Louvin Brothers, one of the groups featured in that album album, rule by the way
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czLceBSD7Cc

Agreed. This only borrows a little bit of that song but it's still rad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrUk1ua8ZqI

BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?

Is it necessary to have so many ventriloquist dummies in order to spread Jesus' word?

When I was a kid, my best friend's Dad was a Pentecostal preacher. Yeah, the speaking in tongues, and rolling in the aisles kind. Even at that young age, we both felt it was utter bullshit, but at least the church services were pretty drat entertaining. Anyway, I had the pleasure of actually seeing this bunch perform in the "church" (which was a converted laundromat):



To this day, I still remember the drat dummy's name. Sharkey. It was creepy.

TheRecogScene
Aug 22, 2010

I'm gonna miss you when you're gone.

BlankIsBeautiful posted:

Is it necessary to have so many ventriloquist dummies in order to spread Jesus' word?

When I was a kid, my best friend's Dad was a Pentecostal preacher. Yeah, the speaking in tongues, and rolling in the aisles kind. Even at that young age, we both felt it was utter bullshit, but at least the church services were pretty drat entertaining. Anyway, I had the pleasure of actually seeing this bunch perform in the "church" (which was a converted laundromat):



To this day, I still remember the drat dummy's name. Sharkey. It was creepy.

Does anyone know if kids used to be really cool with ventriloquism? I figure that it's just old people trying to appeal to kids by having a cool and fun puppet, but the more I think about it the more I don't think any child ever has enjoyed a ventriloquist dummy so much as they enjoy Muppets or sock puppets or furrier dead-eyed friends.

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
that pirate wench ain't half bad

RickVoid
Oct 21, 2010

Jeff Sichoe posted:

that pirate wench ain't half bad

She and the Cap'n are clearly making it happen.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

DudeGoofyGuy posted:

Does anyone know if kids used to be really cool with ventriloquism? I figure that it's just old people trying to appeal to kids by having a cool and fun puppet, but the more I think about it the more I don't think any child ever has enjoyed a ventriloquist dummy so much as they enjoy Muppets or sock puppets or furrier dead-eyed friends.

meh in the 80s and earlier a lot of things felt less creepy than they do today.

Captain Postal
Sep 16, 2007

DudeGoofyGuy posted:

Does anyone know if kids used to be really cool with ventriloquism? I figure that it's just old people trying to appeal to kids by having a cool and fun puppet, but the more I think about it the more I don't think any child ever has enjoyed a ventriloquist dummy so much as they enjoy Muppets or sock puppets or furrier dead-eyed friends.

Seems like a half plausible excuse to re-post this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPD_RHVFlys

If you want to understand Australians, we all grew up watching this show before school

Filox
Oct 4, 2014

Grimey Drawer
My favorite.



Hair metal for Jesus.

Doctor Malaver
May 23, 2007

Ce qui s'est passé t'a rendu plus fort

Filox posted:

My favorite.



Hair metal for Jesus.

That has got to be the least convincing fist pump ever photographed.

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

Filox posted:

My favorite.



Hair metal for Jesus.

Those guys don't know how to be really metal. Let Stryper show them.



Also Petra is so rockin' they forgot to put anything on their album cover that indicates they're a Christian band.

PaulBearer
Jul 23, 2013
Isaiah 53:5: "Thou shalt dress up as a bumblebee and carry automatic weapons"

RickVoid
Oct 21, 2010

Erebus posted:

Also Petra is so rockin' they forgot to put anything on their album cover that indicates they're a Christian band.



That is a Starship Guitar.

I'm sure they sound terrible, but that is some magical album art.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


Telegnostic
Apr 24, 2008

Erebus posted:

Also Petra is so rockin' they forgot to put anything on their album cover that indicates they're a Christian band.



Ya is a Hebrew term for God.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Ken M. Is loving amazing.

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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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whiteyfats posted:

Ken M. Is loving amazing.

As we'll all see over the next 5 pages.

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