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hosed-Up Little Dog posted:How else do you expect him to turbo-charge all that poo poo into his body If only there was some sort of opening that could be packed with poo poo over and over until absolutely full, but alas.....
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Solice Kirsk posted:If only there was some sort of opening that could be packed with poo poo over and over until absolutely full, but alas..... They work because you're transplanting the gut bacteria from a healthy internal system into someone whose guy bacteria are completely unbalanced and post-apocalyptic. But the medium you use to transplant the gut bacteria is, well, poo poo.
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That dude must have the healthiest gut bacteria in the world then. Like an intestinal system packed with billions of 1970's Jack LaLannes.
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Solice Kirsk posted:That dude must have the healthiest gut bacteria in the world then. Like an intestinal system packed with billions of 1970's Jack LaLannes.
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You know how we have seed vaults packed with thousands of different varieties of plants so that we can recover from a major disaster? This is sort of like that.
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fruit on the bottom posted:You know how we have seed vaults packed with thousands of different varieties of plants so that we can recover from a major disaster? This is sort of like that. I read an article about it and those poops are expensive. Also the first one is done outpatient and the second (and third?) are DIY
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Oct 25, 2017 00:55
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syscall girl posted:I read an article about it and those poops are expensive. Also the first one is done outpatient and the second (and third?) are DIY Having to shove a stranger's poo poo up my own rear end in a top hat somehow sounds worse than letting a doctor do it
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Oct 25, 2017 00:58
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They give you a turkey baster.
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Oct 25, 2017 01:03
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You actually swallow the poop in pill form. http://www.openbiome.org/fmtcapsules/
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fish school dropout posted:You actually swallow the poop in pill form. 30 capsules, swallowed consecutively in a single session.
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fish school dropout posted:You actually swallow the poop in pill form. No, you do not swallow those pills.
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Danaru posted:Having to shove a stranger's poo poo up my own rear end in a top hat somehow sounds worse than letting a doctor do it Before they had the whole poop "donor" system where you can get high quality poo poo it was speculated that it would be best to get it from a family member. Ideally your mom* So no worries about a strangers feces there. *feel free to use this as an alley-oop
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syscall girl posted:*feel free to use this as an alley-oop alley-poop 
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i could swear that the poop transplant was through the nose.... https://www.sciencealert.com/science-says-a-poo-transplant-through-the-nose-works-better-than-antibiotics
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PetraCore posted:See, you're assuming you swallow those pills, but I've heard that stomach acid dissolves the casing and if the casing could handle stomach acid it wouldn't dissolve in the intestine, so...  I didn't study poo poo doctoring in school.
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Sorry I haven't posted yet today; I've been working but honestly it's mostly because I've been spacey as hell todayquote:I have a weird fetish and it’s beginning to run my life on a bad way. there is no way in hell I'm doing the requisite google search to find out if this actually happened quote:I work for the secret service. Not a great job for your mental health but it’s otherwise fine. At least it was. There's already been a fesh where someone claimed to be a Secret Service agent who had gotten to meet Hulk Hogan; truthful or not, it's probably the same guy
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loquacius posted:
*nods* Excellent tl;dr
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This was the first thing came up on Google.quote:Police in Pennsylvania are seeking help in locating a sicko who exposed himself and committed a sex act at Kennywood amusement park last week in West Mifflin, about 13 miles southeast of Pittsburgh. http://all-that-is-interesting.com/man-commits-sex-act-at-kennywood
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Oct 25, 2017 21:10
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Oct 25, 2017 21:16
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loquacius posted:Sorry I haven't posted yet today; I've been working but honestly it's mostly because I've been spacey as hell today it did happen http://pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2017/10/12/deviant-sex-act-kennywood-arrest/ but i suspect confessor is just stealing valor edit: beaten
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I think it’s real. Seems more likely than a guy taking the time to pose as someone in a vague story and write about it to an anonymous forum. Plus he kind of fits the demographics of someone who would post here
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facebook jihad posted:I think it’s real. Seems more likely than a guy taking the time to pose as someone in a vague story and write about it to an anonymous forum. someone also wrote back a while back that they're sexually attracted to the cathedral of learning, and there was one other wacky pittsburgh confess iirc. that raises my spider sense
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also i'm pretty sure criticizing pedophilia is a bannable offense (mod sass)
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Oct 25, 2017 22:10
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Shouldve jammed his log back in his pants
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Am I surprised, or am I not surprised how many search results google returned for "Man Masturbating Theme Park"?
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blarzgh posted:Am I surprised, or am I not surprised how many search results google returned for "Man Masturbating Theme Park"? please stop doxxing me
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Space Camp fuckup posted:If you asked me to imagine what a sex criminal looks like this is probably what I'd come up with oh god fragmaster what have you done
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Oct 25, 2017 22:50
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Leaving DNA evidence at the scene and expecting not to get caught
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Shiki Dan posted:Leaving DNA evidence at the scene and expecting not to get caught I think mistaking a 12 or 13 y/o for an adult takes precedence in fuckedupedness here. And OP is a troll
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Oct 26, 2017 04:10
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Oct 26, 2017 04:19
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Jerking in public is wrong imo.
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Jastiger posted:Jerking in public is wrong imo. 
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Jastiger posted:Jerking in public is wrong imo. But what if nobody notices? No harm, no foul, right?
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Jastiger posted:Jerking in public is wrong imo. hosed up if true.
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Today on "Philosophical questions, Millennial Edition": If a man gets a boner in an amusement park queue and nobody notices, is he still a perv?
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Next koan: what is the sound of one hand fapping?
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syscall girl posted:I think mistaking a 12 or 13 y/o for an adult takes precedence in fuckedupedness here. Yeah did this guy think he's a rock star or something?
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