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Ola
Jul 19, 2004

AncientTV posted:

So a few people that don't often post in threads are crying over something or other. Cool, I guess?

Content:


Heh. Silly Busas and their front engine, chain drive limited swingarm stretch. :smug:

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Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




That guys ultimate goal should be to both wheelie and endo that thing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ej-HoqKoRds

echomadman
Aug 24, 2004

Nap Ghost
Subforum superfriends assemble! Who will be smug and condescending? Who will pay :10bux:

Hnasty is like the youth of london, left behind by a system that doesnt understand him, alienated, he lashes out blindly against polite society, dragging his impressionable peers heedlessly into the foray.
Sigtrap is like David Cameron evicting him from his grotty council house to send a strong message to other would-be troublemakers that their behavior will not be tolerated.

Neither approach fixes the underlying problems.

You used to be able to take the piss and talk about motorcycles in here.

Surely it'd be easier for z3n to just put everyone else on ignore, leaving him to wallow happily in uninterrupted walls of his own text, safe from the exhausted pleas for him to stop, just for a while stop and let us speak. I remember him getting a few probations for his diarrhetic verbosity when he first joined, but his sheer persistence has beaten us all down into accepting it as the norm.


Deeters
Aug 21, 2007



I was really hoping that two people were going to be riding that wheelie.

Here's a picture I found of my dad's Sportster when he was racing it. Can't seem to find one of when it was still street legal.

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester
Oct 3, 2000
Internet Relay Hate

4/20 NEVER FORGET
Dec 2, 2002

NEVER FORGET OK
Fun Shoe
As fun as all of this poo poo is to read, remember when we posted awesome videos in this thread? KEEP THE LOVE ALIVE FELLAS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1Etb_kqxnI

one of my favorites

AncientTV
Jun 1, 2006

for sale custom bike over a billion invested

College Slice
Found this through the related videos:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9QTNwRJ_zw&feature=related

Holy ouch, Batman

2ndclasscitizen
Jan 2, 2009

by Y Kant Ozma Post

AncientTV posted:

Found this through the related videos:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9QTNwRJ_zw&feature=related

Holy ouch, Batman

Mad ninja sandal skills from the guy in the middle.

Marv Hushman
Jun 2, 2010

Freedom Ain't Free
:911::911::911:

echomadman posted:

Hnasty is like the youth of london, left behind by a system that doesnt understand him, alienated, he lashes out blindly against polite society, dragging his impressionable peers heedlessly into the foray.
Sigtrap is like David Cameron evicting him from his grotty council house to send a strong message to other would-be troublemakers that their behavior will not be tolerated.

Once upon a time, the youth of London had sufficient intellect to survey their station in life and channel the resulting anger into creative works that still resonate. Today, the youth of London would rather just help themselves to a free Blue Ray player and a Burberry track suit. If you're going to romanticize the misunderstood, for Heaven's sake compare them to something other than a boatload of entitlement addicts who are too dense to recognize their own hypocrisy. Unless it's intentional...

DILLIGAF
Nov 16, 2003

I don't know, I find it hard to take hipster/non-hipster advice from someone with a Brony avatar!

4/20 NEVER FORGET posted:

As fun as all of this poo poo is to read, remember when we posted awesome videos in this thread? KEEP THE LOVE ALIVE FELLAS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1Etb_kqxnI

one of my favorites

Geez.... watching his step the back end out like that makes my butthole pucker.... That he just pushes harder is wild.

Jaz
Dec 24, 2005

Part of the internet...
More from the department of unsteerable trikes:

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




Wow, the left to right throw on those bars would be like 11 feet

HNasty
Jul 17, 2005

Video games are for children. Dr. Who, Sherlock and Community need to be canceled. Firefly sucked.

Everything you like is bad, everything I like is good and cool. I've had sex. I've stuck my big rod into a babe and it was good. There's proof I've had sex, where's yours ?

Marv Hushman posted:

Once upon a time, the youth of London had sufficient intellect to survey their station in life and channel the resulting anger into creative works that still resonate. Today, the youth of London would rather just help themselves to a free Blue Ray player and a Burberry track suit. If you're going to romanticize the misunderstood, for Heaven's sake compare them to something other than a boatload of entitlement addicts who are too dense to recognize their own hypocrisy. Unless it's intentional...

LOL listen to this guy. Ya you ungrateful punks, survey your station in life. Or... BROTHERS: LET US ACHIEVE EQUAL RIGHTS BY DESTROYING THE WHITE MAN'S WORLD! LOOT HIS POSSESSIONS & TORCH ALL HE LOVES

Here is a pretty neat ad icon made, to bad their products are still garbage.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-T_-cxt6ETc

HNasty fucked around with this message at 15:22 on Aug 17, 2011

Marv Hushman
Jun 2, 2010

Freedom Ain't Free
:911::911::911:

HNasty posted:

LOL listen to this guy....


Jeez, I go away for three days and it turns into Athens up in here.

[totally premeditated segue]

Speaking of Athens and motorcycling and effective crowd control:



Honestly fellas, have a laugh, but save the ad hominem BS for your own corner of the web. Better yet, have a pajama party, put together a Burn Book and do each other's nails. Put me on page one. I'll write the foreword if you like.

Ola
Jul 19, 2004

Marv Hushman posted:







I had to lay him down.

Marv Hushman
Jun 2, 2010

Freedom Ain't Free
:911::911::911:

Ola posted:

I had to lay him down.

1. Now ^ that's funny.
2. I must have that helmet.
3. Is that Pac-Man painted on the back?

Ola
Jul 19, 2004

Marv Hushman posted:


3. Is that Pac-Man painted on the back?

It looks suspiciously like the Cobra Commander logo from Mask...

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Looks like a Spartan helmet.

SeamusMcPhisticuffs
Aug 2, 2006

republicans.bmp

GnarlyCharlie4u posted:

I think I've posted this before but here it is anyway:
The Alphabeast.

http://imgur.com/a/r24io

This beautiful monstrosity got smothered in the IRC bullshit but holy gently caress. What happens to the engine when my uncontrolled slobbering gets in the intakes?

Slim Pickens posted:

Looks like a Spartan helmet.

Bingo.

HNasty
Jul 17, 2005

Video games are for children. Dr. Who, Sherlock and Community need to be canceled. Firefly sucked.

Everything you like is bad, everything I like is good and cool. I've had sex. I've stuck my big rod into a babe and it was good. There's proof I've had sex, where's yours ?

SeamusMcPhisticuffs posted:

This beautiful monstrosity got smothered in the IRC bullshit but holy gently caress. What happens to the engine when my uncontrolled slobbering gets in the intakes?


Bingo.

What is the big deal, people have been sticking car motors into bikes forever. It's usually retarded and this isn't any less retarded. Is it because that's a Alfa Romeo engine and Jeremy Clarkson really likes Alfas or something?

Here is a picture of a friend of a friend's chopper, took me a while to figure out what the gently caress it was but that's a motor from a RC51 hehehe

SlightlyMadman
Jan 14, 2005

Do you get any benefit from that? I would expect a car engine to actually perform worse than an equivalent motorcycle engine.

HNasty
Jul 17, 2005

Video games are for children. Dr. Who, Sherlock and Community need to be canceled. Firefly sucked.

Everything you like is bad, everything I like is good and cool. I've had sex. I've stuck my big rod into a babe and it was good. There's proof I've had sex, where's yours ?

SlightlyMadman posted:

Do you get any benefit from that? I would expect a car engine to actually perform worse than an equivalent motorcycle engine.

Added benefit of getting your pant leg or shoes laces getting caught in the pulley.

Ducks
Oct 11, 2005

Coming to a pond near you
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rC2BuLh20VE

Guy buys 40 acres to make a dirtbike trail

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




There really isnt any benefit. Aside from the aforementioned clothing snagging, its just low-revving high displacement combined with big weight. Not a great recipe for a bike.

See also: http://www.bosshoss.com/

NitroSpazzz
Dec 9, 2006

You don't need style when you've got strength!


Ducks posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rC2BuLh20VE

Guy buys 40 acres to make a dirtbike trail

That, good free food and the tools/garage are the things I miss about living in WI with my parents. We had two acres behind the house that while small had a great single track course on it.

Trying to find reasonably priced acreage here to do something similar.

Retarted Pimple
Jun 2, 2002

Victory Vision has a squeaking problem.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ir6tw7K78bc

SeamusMcPhisticuffs
Aug 2, 2006

republicans.bmp

HNasty posted:

What is the big deal, people have been sticking car motors into bikes forever. It's usually retarded and this isn't any less retarded. Is it because that's a Alfa Romeo engine and Jeremy Clarkson really likes Alfas or something?


I just like the overall look of that particular bike. I love the exposed engine parts.

sirbeefalot
Aug 24, 2004
Fast Learner.
Fun Shoe

Retarded Pimp posted:

Victory Vision has a squeaking problem.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ir6tw7K78bc

The complete lack of anything but a helmet is making me squirm but that was pretty funny.

Marv Hushman
Jun 2, 2010

Freedom Ain't Free
:911::911::911:
Hullo, Athens police? This is London calling...

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/8286661/boy-has-scooter-robbed-in-riot-attack

Thanks for this, Chicago. You too, Milwaukee. It appears we have a new sport emerging. You may want to reevaluate those backpacks.

HNasty
Jul 17, 2005

Video games are for children. Dr. Who, Sherlock and Community need to be canceled. Firefly sucked.

Everything you like is bad, everything I like is good and cool. I've had sex. I've stuck my big rod into a babe and it was good. There's proof I've had sex, where's yours ?

Marv Hushman posted:

Hullo, Athens police? This is London calling...

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/8286661/boy-has-scooter-robbed-in-riot-attack

Thanks for this, Chicago. You too, Milwaukee. It appears we have a new sport emerging. You may want to reevaluate those backpacks.

Scooter rider was clearly a bourgeoisie lap dog of the oppressors. Look at those fine young prole soldiers. Burn it all down!

Marv Hushman
Jun 2, 2010

Freedom Ain't Free
:911::911::911:

HNasty posted:

Scooter rider was clearly a bourgeoisie lap dog of the oppressors. Look at those fine young prole soldiers. Burn it all down!

A concealed remote kill switch might have been a laugh here, assuming he wasn't getting thumped the entire time. Let the jerkoff build up some steam and cut the power repeatedly while pretending to be dazed and confused. They'd almost certainly trash the bike, but they're gonna do that anyway.

These people need to be drafted, sent on a massive faux invasion of the Falklands, and left there. We're going back for reinforcements, lads! Really, BRB!

Here4DaGangBang
Dec 3, 2004

I beat my dick like it owes me money!

Ola posted:

It looks suspiciously like the Cobra Commander logo from Mask...

That would be Venom... :)

Marv Hushman
Jun 2, 2010

Freedom Ain't Free
:911::911::911:
A few of us in the good/wrecked/rusted thread have summoned the ghost of Joan Claybrook, which is a little scary because she isn't dead, and when she wielded power over moto world, she was sort of a cross between George Burns and Mrs. Hathaway from Beverly Hillbillies. In reading about her accomplishments, I kept seeing references to a "Backward Bike" or "Safe-Cycle" designed by NHTSA under her watch, so named because it featured front wheel drive and rear wheel steering. With no photos, I began to conclude that it was an urban legend. Then I found it:



Draw your own conclusions regarding well-meaning bureaucrats and the common good, etc. Me, I might try to disprove the prevailing theory that the bike was unrideable. Then I'd distribute this in leaflet form to every anti-helmet law putz in the country with the caption "STFU and make this token concession or these people WILL turn your Dyna into a half-assed Baja rail."

Ola
Jul 19, 2004



Pointy tails is the motorcycle equivalent of ricer bodykit.

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




For some reason the high snubbed tail fad got really huge in the world of Bandit 1200 streetfighters, and was taken to (or near) its logical extreme.

Nothing says "thats a good looking bike" like also saying "was that thing in a rear-ender?"



Sepist
Dec 26, 2005

FUCK BITCHES, ROUTE PACKETS

Gravy Boat 2k
I guess it's good if you want to 10AM your stunt bike.

2ndclasscitizen
Jan 2, 2009

by Y Kant Ozma Post

Sepist posted:

I guess it's good if you want to 10AM your stunt bike.

Or set wheelie speed/distance records.

frozenphil
Mar 13, 2003

YOU CANNOT MAKE A MISTAKE SO BIG THAT 80 GRIT CAN'T FIX IT!
:smug:
This just came across Traxxion's feed:



Apparently this happened while the dude was riding on a straight, clear road. I tend to believe him as I can't think of a scenario that bends only one fork tube other than manufacturing defect.

GnarlyCharlie4u
Sep 23, 2007

I have an unhealthy obsession with motorcycles.

Proof

SeamusMcPhisticuffs posted:

This beautiful monstrosity got smothered in the IRC bullshit but holy gently caress. What happens to the engine when my uncontrolled slobbering gets in the intakes?


it smells like angel farts.

what the gently caress happened in here?
wah wah wah
drama
oh hey a motorcycle!
butthurt
our numbers have apparently been cut in half
more crying

and then a youtube channel made it all better:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLUCjKaTnWg&feature=related

the related videos made my panties wet.

and then this one made me cry:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vksdBSVAM6g&feature=player_embedded

and finally... it is a sad day for motorcycles.

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Marv Hushman
Jun 2, 2010

Freedom Ain't Free
:911::911::911:

GnarlyCharlie4u posted:

and finally... it is a sad day for motorcycles.

Yeah, this made it into the chatting thread yesterday, in between the drama, wet panties, quelled revolutions, etc. It's now abundantly clear why this man is smiling.

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