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What is going to be your favorite offseason storyline?
This poll is closed.
The Big3 Tourney 67 22.41%
Will Lakers draft Ball 40 13.38%
Where will the Pauls go 54 18.06%
Will LeBron jump ship to the Spurs or ?? 41 13.71%
Will every team in the league just pivot towards tanking 97 32.44%
Total: 210 votes
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Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



Intruder posted:

I just want to know if the Melo thing is done yet ffs


We wears drag and kicks cameramen

New thread title pls

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3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization



Lonzo rules, Lakers rule. I hope he keeps trolling his dad forever. I hated the pick at first and I know it's only summer league but I am liking what I see so far

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
https://twitter.com/ShamsCharania/status/885529395431038976

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

While I'm loathe to pay for a Spurs role player again, shame we don't have a spot on the roster for him

Kibner
Oct 21, 2008

Acguy Supremacy
dokmo's boy has another good article up:

https://twitter.com/bencfalk/status/885517987863834624

Don't spend on UFA unless it's a max or min player, basically.

Kibner fucked around with this message at 17:12 on Jul 13, 2017

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

🤌🤌🤌

WhyteRyce posted:

Based on my high accurate observations, I estimate that roughly 95% of all BBB revenue comes from 10-12 year old kids buying BBB shirts and hats

I subbed middle school mostly this year and yep, yep.

Space Camp fuckup
Aug 2, 2003

https://twitter.com/Earl_Watson/status/885530358430617600

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Cool Buff Man posted:

He wore them for the first couple of games, where he shot 2 for 300

He put on new shoes and scored 36

IS IT THE SHOES


boo i wanted him back

leftist heap
Feb 28, 2013

Fun Shoe

Kibner posted:

dokmo's boy has another good article up:

https://twitter.com/bencfalk/status/885517987863834624

Don't spend on UFA unless it's a max or min player, basically.

The Reverse Portland

Paul Zuvella
Dec 7, 2011

Does Jonathan Simmons do a single thing well?

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

Paul Zuvella posted:

Does Jonathan Simmons do a single thing well?

He'll make a play or two on national TV and get people talking about the Spurs system

tanglewood1420
Oct 28, 2010

The importance of this mission cannot be overemphasized
He's good at dunking when given an open lane

Disillusionist
Sep 19, 2007

Paul Zuvella posted:

Does Jonathan Simmons do a single thing well?

Dunk. He dunks very well.

I wonder if this is based on how well Forbes has looked in Summer League.

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch

Paul Zuvella posted:

Does Jonathan Simmons do a single thing well?

He went for 33 dollars for him in the GM game. Yikes

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

3 DONG HORSE posted:

Lakers rule.

Mods???

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

Cool Buff Man posted:

He went for 33 dollars for him in the GM game. Yikes

GMs have learned to stop signing Spurs role players

EvanTH
Apr 24, 2004

i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

Paul Zuvella posted:

Does Jonathan Simmons do a single thing well?

Dunks, chasedown blocks, using unexpected letters and tricking people into spelling his first name wrong (it's Jonathon Simmons, like a marathon of Jons)

Otherwise no this is going to be the standard Spurs Free Agent Bad GM Trap

Ty1990
Apr 22, 2011

Paul Zuvella posted:

Does Jonathan Simmons do a single thing well?

Somebody had to say it.

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Paul Zuvella posted:

Does Jonathan Simmons do a single thing well?

he dunks like a motherfucker and had several badass dunks and chasedown blocks against the warriors

he started for kawhi in the last three games of the wcf and at times looked like the best spur on the court. he even shot pretty well.

someone is going to sign him but i suspected the spurs wouldn't want to match what he could get on the market

Shear Modulus fucked around with this message at 17:30 on Jul 13, 2017

Kibner
Oct 21, 2008

Acguy Supremacy
The Spurs are apparently negotiating with him as an UFA now.

EvanTH
Apr 24, 2004

i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd
Also Simmons has been better in the playoffs than in the regular season, so there's a very good chance he's Clutch.

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

🤌🤌🤌
Ya Simmons owns. Spurs are just trying to save cap space for next summer's FA bonanza.

Danny LaFever
Dec 29, 2008


Grimey Drawer
I'm pretty sure Lavar said his boys could wear whatever shoes they wanted.

In that video where they all went shoe shopping I think Lonzo even said he didn't know what shoes he'd wear and might go back and forth.

I don't think they really give a poo poo.

Hashtag Banterzone
Dec 8, 2005


Lifetime Winner of the willkill4food Honorary Bad Posting Award in PWM

Danny LaFever posted:

I'm pretty sure Lavar said his boys could wear whatever shoes they wanted.

In that video where they all went shoe shopping I think Lonzo even said he didn't know what shoes he'd wear and might go back and forth.

I don't think they really give a poo poo.

lol Lavar wasn't smart enough to include an exclusivity clause in his deal with his kids

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch

Hashtag Banterzone posted:

lol Lavar wasn't smart enough to include an exclusivity clause in his deal with his kids

Still not convinced that Lavar isn't Reverend X

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwsWskgKe5E

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.
https://twitter.com/zachlowe_nba/status/885541345225433089

https://twitter.com/wojespn/status/885543066064629761

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch

That would be weird

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
Knew the Spurs were gonna sign Paul this offseason

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch
https://twitter.com/NBA_Africa/status/885422119642947584

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

That's an interesting roster.

Also:

https://twitter.com/wojespn/status/885546311029850120

morestuff
Aug 2, 2008

You can't stop what's coming

The asterisk on this one is a real bummer

https://twitter.com/NBA_Africa/status/885421868852936709

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Team World: One German, one Latvian, one Brazillian, nine Americans

Paul Zuvella
Dec 7, 2011

Just let Joey Ingles on the team, c'mon.

morestuff
Aug 2, 2008

You can't stop what's coming

Shear Modulus posted:

Team World: One German, one Latvian, one Brazillian, nine Americans

I'm not paying good bucks to see Kevin Seraphin

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010




boo, no Process sucks.


Rondo on the Pelicans makes sense because Boogie and Davis are certainly alphas.

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013


Mad bitch.

Kibner
Oct 21, 2008

Acguy Supremacy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20NWTFsq7us&t=5s

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



Hashtag Banterzone posted:

lol Lavar wasn't smart enough to include an exclusivity clause in his deal with his kids

YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!

SundayMoney
Feb 21, 2006

The face of the new economy
I mean Rondo isn't my first choice for playing point guard with the Pelicans, but him and Boogie enjoy playing together so it's not a surprise.

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MalarkeyToboggan
Jan 4, 2015



Shear Modulus posted:

Team World: One German, one Latvian, one Brazillian, nine Americans

Even team Africa has a German on it.

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