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Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

Goon Kart sponsorship

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GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll

Norns posted:

Goon Kart sponsorship

So down with this

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari
Where do you race

McGuinty
Feb 11, 2008

Where's the nearest golf course? I have to shit.

1500quidporsche posted:

Okay I have the time just not the horsepower also the tires went off after five laps and I bent my chain sprocket slightly from overdriving.

E:Also I'll wear whatever poo poo you want as a patch if you give me tires.

https://www.amazon.com/Breakfast-Champions-Patch-Embroidered-Backpack/dp/B00PBZQVYS

I can imagine the sneers of derision you'd get from your fellow racers.

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


McGuinty posted:

https://www.amazon.com/Breakfast-Champions-Patch-Embroidered-Backpack/dp/B00PBZQVYS

I can imagine the sneers of derision you'd get from your fellow racers.

Can it say "VIRGINITY: BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS" instead

GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll

wicka posted:

Can it say "VIRGINITY: BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS" instead

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


Official Worst Thread patch should be a Mansell moustache, also you have to grow one to retain sponsorship.

Roller Coast Guard
Aug 27, 2006

With this magnificent aircraft,
and my magnificent facial hair,
the British Empire will never fall!


GOOD TIMES ON METH posted:

I'll chip in for some kart tires if you race in a full wolf outfit and tell everyone you are the Racing Furry

And enter races under the name James Hunt

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari
Qualifying stuff from the official channel.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mO6HyNj8Owk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqrKS77gHZ8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Kit39P2fus

I love they're upping them all in 50fps.

dentist toy box
Oct 9, 2012

There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.


gently caress that pole lap is intense.

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe
The swimming pool section is borderline terrifying in that onboard video

GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll

dentist toy box posted:

gently caress that pole lap is intense.

Dude they are moving through the pool complex :psypop:

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

The pile provideth.

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

I like how you have a special bag for it

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester
Oct 3, 2000

Khablam
Mar 29, 2012

1500quidporsche posted:

The pile provideth.


That's the ones that are better enough to warrant swapping? :stare:

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021

Khablam posted:

That's the ones that are better enough to warrant swapping? :stare:

Yeah lets see the old ones now

GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll

pik_d posted:

Yeah lets see the old ones now

Do it 1500quid. Let's see'em

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

https://twitter.com/F1US/status/868238977651834882

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qJDbQSp6mA

Bryter
Nov 6, 2011

but since we are small we may-
uh, we may be the losers

lmao Zack Brown is gonna have to knock him out to get him on the plane back after this

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

1500quidporsche posted:

The pile provideth.



I'm more concerned about the organ transplant container there. Surely things can't be that dire?

Human Grand Prix
Jan 24, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

pik_d posted:

Yeah lets see the old ones now

Racing is expensive man.

geeves
Sep 16, 2004

Carth Dookie posted:

I'm more concerned about the organ transplant container there. Surely things can't be that dire?

Do you know how much money is in the black market organ operation?

I know that you can make millions just on the black market for blood alone.

OhsH
Jan 12, 2008

1500quidporsche posted:

The pile provideth.


Find whos tires those are and steal their setup. Some good lookin tires.

andyf
May 18, 2008

happy car is happy


50fps onboard is awesome

crofty/brundle as the 'offical' english feed somewhat less so

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009



Bwoah, mmimean

Are we taking bets on how many on-track passes Hamilton is gonna have tomorrow to get back into the points?

My guess is 0.

Low Percent Lunge
Jan 29, 2007



Powershift posted:

Bwoah, mmimean

Are we taking bets on how many on-track passes Hamilton is gonna have tomorrow to get back into the points?

My guess is 0.

He'd be best to start on super soft then change to ultra soft as soon as possible. Maybe won't ever have a chance to overtake for position, only backmarkers.

Unless there's a first lap safety car. Which is highly likely.

I'm guessing the top ten will pit under safety or in the dying laps.

It's going to be tedious.

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

6 hours till we get a glorious double Ferrari podium

Sulphagnist
Oct 10, 2006

WARNING! INTRUDERS DETECTED

GOOD TIMES ON METH posted:

The swimming pool section is borderline terrifying in that onboard video

Another thing that struck on the onboard is that the constant switching from daylight to the dark tunnel to daylight again must be awful to deal with.

It's also interesting how memorable the track is. All of the corners are recognizable even though I haven't watched a Monaco GP in years. I even remember driving on it on the first Formula 1 game on PlayStation.

You Am I
May 20, 2001

Me @ your poasting

Norns posted:

6 hours till we get a glorious double Ferrari podium

Max will take them out, allowing Are Dan redemption for last year, which then he tells Horner to gently caress off and takes the number 1 Mercedes driver spot from Hamilton.

Brainwrong
Mar 20, 2004

RIP Bobby K
Poland's Rose. Like a cabbage in the wind.

Holy Cheese posted:

I like Lewis as a Brit but I think his arrogance got the best of him again.

I think you may have a mental disability.

Brainwrong
Mar 20, 2004

RIP Bobby K
Poland's Rose. Like a cabbage in the wind.

Norns posted:

6 hours till we get a glorious double Ferrari podium

Kimi will gently caress it up, The Glorius Vettel will win with that vile bogan on the podium too.

Lewis will finish 4th

geonetix
Mar 6, 2011


You Am I posted:

Max will take them out, allowing Are Dan redemption for last year, which then he tells Horner to gently caress off and takes the number 1 Mercedes driver spot from Hamilton.

Actually I think through divine intervention the podium needs to be BUT, VER, BOT.

But we all know it's really going to be RAI, VET, BOT after a two hour parade.

Brainwrong
Mar 20, 2004

RIP Bobby K
Poland's Rose. Like a cabbage in the wind.

geonetix posted:

But we all know it's really going to be RAI, VET, BOT after a two hour parade.

"The jewel in the F1 crown"

"We're set for another classic race"

"Nail biting street racing"

etc

Custard Undies
Jan 7, 2006

#essereFerrari

I hope our Dan wins just so he does a shoey on the podium, hopefully offering one to the royal family!

Brainwrong
Mar 20, 2004

RIP Bobby K
Poland's Rose. Like a cabbage in the wind.

freeranger posted:

I hope our Dan wins just so he does a shoey on the podium, hopefully offering one to the royal family!

Disgusting behaviour. Ban this man from our podiums.

enri
Dec 16, 2003

Hope you're having an amazing day

Brainwrong posted:

"The jewel in the F1 crown"

"We're set for another classic race"

"Nail biting street racing"

etc

"Dark days for..." is fast becoming another Brundleism too

You Am I
May 20, 2001

Me @ your poasting

enri posted:

"Dark days for..." is fast becoming another Brundleism too

Dark days for Red Bull if they don't get a car on the podium.

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monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007


Toilet Rascal
I'll be shocked if HAM can stay calm enough to make it past the first few corners tbh.

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