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gonadic io: Feb 16, 2011; >>=

Viruswithshoes posted:

Cross posting a republican lol:

lol

# ? Mar 20, 2017 09:16

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du -hast: Mar 12, 2003; BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO

Havin a nice giggle atm

# ? Mar 20, 2017 10:48

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

lol

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/843772976151642112?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/843776582825267201?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Jose fucked around with this message at 11:53 on Mar 20, 2017

# ? Mar 20, 2017 11:46

Iron Prince: Aug 28, 2005; Buglord

Jose posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/843772976151642112?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/843776582825267201

lol x2

# ? Mar 20, 2017 11:53

sexpot: Nov 12, 2016; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

# ? Mar 20, 2017 12:01

mike12345: Jul 14, 2008; "Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."

12-dimensional chess theory my rear end. Dude is playing checkers. With Coke Light bottle caps.

# ? Mar 20, 2017 12:02

The Archaic: Jul 6, 2003; Are you a consultant archaeologist in North America?

Unionize today!

PM me and ask me how your future can be history!

Iron Prince posted:

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/843776582825267201

lol x2

Why. Why the gently caress won't he shut up about this.

# ? Mar 20, 2017 12:03

sexpot: Nov 12, 2016; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

The Archaic posted:

Why. Why the gently caress won't he shut up about this.

He has an unaddressed pathological condition or two and it's...kind of not totally his fault he's this way, I guess

# ? Mar 20, 2017 12:04

proof of concept: Mar 6, 2005; by FactsAreUseless

Lmao that he's harping on winning the election AGAIN

# ? Mar 20, 2017 12:07

Frosted Flake: Sep 13, 2011; Semper Shitpost Ubique

Kumo posted:

http://www.playboy.com/articles/playboy-interview-donald-trump-1990

Trump, 1990 posted:

What were your other impressions of the Soviet Union?
I was very unimpressed. Their system is a disaster. What you will see there soon is a revolution; the signs are all there with the demonstrations and picketing. Russia is out of control and the leadership knows it. That�s my problem with Gorbachev. Not a firm enough hand.

You mean firm hand as in China?
When the students poured into Tiananmen Square, the Chinese government almost blew it. Then they were vicious, they were horrible, but they put it down with strength. That shows you the power of strength. Our country is right now perceived as weak � as being spit on by the rest of the world�

Why is Gorbachev not firm enough?
I predict he will be overthrown, because he has shown extraordinary weakness. Suddenly, for the first time ever, there are coal-miner strikes and brush fires everywhere�which will all ultimately lead to a violent revolution. Yet Gorbachev is getting credit for being a wonderful leader�and we should continue giving him credit, because he�s destroying the Soviet Union. But his giving an inch is going to end up costing him and all his friends what they most cherish�their jobs.

Good luck protesters! :stare:

# ? Mar 20, 2017 12:15

Katana Gomai: Jan 14, 2007; "Thus," concluded Miyamoto, "you must give up everything you have to be my disciple."

lol yeah China showed some impressive strength back then for sure

# ? Mar 20, 2017 12:21

thathonkey: Jul 17, 2012

that version of trump sounds only slightly less retarded than what we have now

# ? Mar 20, 2017 12:23

Oscar Wild: Apr 11, 2006; It's good to be a G

Best part of traveling to the east coast is that I get to experience the lols in real time. I'm literally 2 miles from the epicenter if the lol zone.

# ? Mar 20, 2017 12:28

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

he's on fire this morning

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/843779892776964097?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

# ? Mar 20, 2017 12:34

thathonkey: Jul 17, 2012

it's adorable that he thinks there is one leaker

# ? Mar 20, 2017 12:38

mike12345: Jul 14, 2008; "Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."

leakers & losers

# ? Mar 20, 2017 12:44

Gobblecoque: Sep 6, 2011

The way he ends his tweets with a short child-like sentence always just loving slays me. "Must find leaker now! Bad! Sad!"

# ? Mar 20, 2017 12:58

Oscar Wild: Apr 11, 2006; It's good to be a G

thathonkey posted:

it's adorable that he thinks there is one leaker

Leaks are like roaches. You see one but there will be hundreds. Like his lovely hotels.

# ? Mar 20, 2017 12:59

thathonkey: Jul 17, 2012

he scolded north korea like a puppy that just peed on the hardwood

# ? Mar 20, 2017 13:19

turn off the TV: Aug 4, 2010; moderately annoying

Just opened Trump's twitter profile and red the words "45th President of the United States" lmao this is real.

# ? Mar 20, 2017 13:21

Egbert Souse: Nov 6, 2008

Gobblecoque posted:

The way he ends his tweets with a short child-like sentence always just loving slays me. "Must find leaker now! Bad! Sad!"

FRIEND GOOD

# ? Mar 20, 2017 13:25

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Egbert Souse posted:

FRIEND GOOD

FAMILY LOVE DONALD

# ? Mar 20, 2017 13:25

Drunk & Ugly: Feb 10, 2003; GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR

some goon pointed out, when you look up "trump tweets" you get an odd mixture from time to time, either making him out to be an rear end in a top hat via hypocrisy, or with stuff like today... it coudl just be its been retweeted loads but i prefer to think someone at google's loving with him by slipping that middle one in:

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# ? Mar 20, 2017 13:30

haljordan: Oct 22, 2004; the corpse of god is love.

This sheriff must be the second dumbest person on earth if he thinks Trump will actually reimburse the county at all:

quote:

Palm Beach County Sheriff Ric Bradshaw, who has known Trump for the 25 years, met privately with the president in February at Mar-a-Lago.

“I told him we were incurring these expenses, and he said, ‘I’m going to take care of law enforcement,’” Bradshaw said. “We were having a conversation, and he said, ‘I’m a big supporter of law enforcement, you guys are doing a good job down here with the Secret Service, and I don’t expect that you guys are doing it for free.’ So he gets it, he knows what’s happening.”

# ? Mar 20, 2017 13:35

Bert Roberge: Nov 28, 2003

Knight posted:

How low, how low can he go, go!

https://twitter.com/Nate_Cohn/status/843507898860888065

(Healthcare bill and budget proposal)

# ? Mar 20, 2017 13:41

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Bert Roberge posted:

thats a lol

# ? Mar 20, 2017 13:41

turn off the TV: Aug 4, 2010; moderately annoying

haljordan posted:

This sheriff must be the second dumbest person on earth if he thinks Trump will actually reimburse the county at all:

He's giving Gary Palmer a run for his money.

quote:

"President Trump called me to the Oval Office this morning (Friday) to discuss the American Healthcare Act, because of his understanding that I could not support the current language of the bill.

"I expressed to the President my concern around the treatment of older, poorer Americans in states like Alabama. I reminded him that he received overwhelming support from Alabama's voters.

"The President listened to the fact that a 64-year-old person living near the poverty line was going to see their insurance premiums go up from $1700 to $14,600 per year. The President looked me in the eye and said, 'These are my people and I will not let them down. We will fix this for them.'

"I also asked the President point blank if this House bill was the one that he supported. He told me he supports it 'one thousand percent.'

"After receiving the President's word that these concerns will be addressed, I changed my vote to yes."

As a member of the House Budget Committee, Palmer voted against the bill earlier this week. The bill passed out of committee on a 7-5 vote.

# ? Mar 20, 2017 13:47

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/843803115044454402?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

# ? Mar 20, 2017 13:48

thathonkey: Jul 17, 2012

mods please change my name to 'WAY OFF disaster'

# ? Mar 20, 2017 13:53

Woolwich Bagnet: Apr 27, 2003

Doesn't he have really bad ratings from fox as well for a new president? lol

# ? Mar 20, 2017 13:56

Goa Tse-tung: Feb 11, 2008; ;3; Yams Fan

Jose posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/843803115044454402?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

lol

# ? Mar 20, 2017 13:56

turn off the TV: Aug 4, 2010; moderately annoying

Jose posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/843803115044454402?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Yeah about that

https://twitter.com/jmartNYT/status/842139803550380032?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

# ? Mar 20, 2017 13:56

Dial-a-Dog: May 22, 2001

turn off the TV posted:

He's giving Gary Palmer a run for his money.

I don't understand, is this guy saying "I don't support the current bill, but easy d assured me they'd change it and also said he totally supported the current bill, so I voted yes [on the current bill]"? How does that make sense

# ? Mar 20, 2017 13:57

XMNN: Apr 26, 2008; I am incredibly stupid

it doesn't he's a retarded person getting conned by an obvious con man

# ? Mar 20, 2017 13:59

turn off the TV: Aug 4, 2010; moderately annoying

Dial-a-Dog posted:

I don't understand, is this guy saying "I don't support the current bill, but easy d assured me they'd change it and also said he totally supported the current bill, so I voted yes [on the current bill]"? How does that make sense

He's a representative from Alabama.

# ? Mar 20, 2017 14:00

Dial-a-Dog: May 22, 2001

Also he's not wrong, fox news has been winning the cable news ratings for, get this, right around as long as he's been president

# ? Mar 20, 2017 14:00

Egbert Souse: Nov 6, 2008

haljordan posted:

This sheriff must be the second dumbest person on earth if he thinks Trump will actually reimburse the county at all:

lol

# ? Mar 20, 2017 14:01

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

i like how american public officials/press take him at his word every single time despite going against it almost immediately while the rest of the world just assumes you can't trust him for poo poo

# ? Mar 20, 2017 14:02

Reince Penis: Nov 15, 2007; by R. Guyovich

XMNN posted:

it doesn't he's a retarded person getting conned by an obvious con man

Also probably picked up a few checks from the lobbyists.

# ? Mar 20, 2017 14:03

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turn off the TV: Aug 4, 2010; moderately annoying

Dial-a-Dog posted:

Also he's not wrong, fox news has been winning the cable news ratings for, get this, right around as long as he's been president

He's talking about his approval ratings... I think?

# ? Mar 20, 2017 14:02

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