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Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Uncle Wemus posted:

You just wait until there's 1 billion Americans like Matty says

thankfully the democrats are working hard to prevent that bleak future by turning the US into a Japan type society where everyone is too busy to gently caress from working three jobs

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CubanMissile
Apr 22, 2003

Of Hulks and Spider-Men
https://x.com/briannawu/status/1790897367262085427?s=46&t=FB94Wa7qqx0X3Cy8Z1P0nw

Sanlav
Feb 10, 2020

We'll Meet Again

VoicesCanBe posted:

It's actually insane that weed legalization hasn't happened yet because there is barely any resistance to the idea nowadays. Not even Republicans mount much of a case against it, Biden could do it today with effectively zero backlash

He chooses not to do it because he's a War on Drugs crusader who believes in the long discredited idea that it's a gateway drug

He knows it's a weapon in the hands of law enforcement. He doesn't give a rats rear end about gateway drugs, he wants to make sure if he needs to lock up protestors with the national guard, they can sprinkle some weed on them and call it a day.

It was scheduled that way, by people like him, to let their state sanctioned and funded violent gang enforce succ ideology in the 60's and 70's.

CubanMissile
Apr 22, 2003

Of Hulks and Spider-Men

Srice posted:

What's everyone's favorite insane lie about China. Personally, mine is the idea that it's illegal to put time travel in Chinese fiction. Something very easily disproven with a second of googling, yet it somehow pops up every now and then.

I worked at a restaurant where costumers kept complaining that our chicken wings have gotten way smaller. The owner wanted us to tell people that complained that China was buying up all the good wings and there was nothing we could do. Of course no one did that:

HallelujahLee
May 3, 2009

thank you china for stealing the wings and burgers

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

Biden believes marijuana is a gateway drug because there's no way he could gently caress up raising BOTH of his sons, it must be the devil weed that made his failson into a crackhead

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

the devil weed (laudatory)

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008


jesus

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008


Hamas supporters are tankies therefore Hamas has tanks. Bing bong so simple.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Borg Queen Cardi B is the top of our hierarchy and I must destroy her posting enemies

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

she understands star trek as well as she understands metaphors

https://x.com/BriannaWu/status/1790893524235305235

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

spacemang_spliff posted:

she understands star trek as well as she understands metaphors

https://x.com/BriannaWu/status/1790893524235305235

she doesn't understand socialism either

Seyser Koze
Dec 15, 2013

Mucho Mucho
Nap Ghost

Maed posted:

mine is that chairman xi hates winnie the pooh so much it's banned in the whole country

what was even the reasoning behind this

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Seyser Koze posted:

what was even the reasoning behind this

there are jokes and political cartoons etc comparing him to winnie the pooh

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

Seyser Koze posted:

what was even the reasoning behind this

He looks kind of like Pooh so there were protest signs during the Hong Kong protests with him caricatured as such and then people like John Oliver really ran with it and the rest is pop culture understanding of geopolitics history

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

2000 likes

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002

I like when people loudly declare that they are leaving twitter because of all the harassment they receive, and then stay and go right back to antagonizing the people who harass them because they're addicted to it.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

spacemang_spliff posted:

she understands star trek as well as she understands metaphors

https://x.com/BriannaWu/status/1790893524235305235

She's right that Sisko's restaurant and Picard's vineyard are not explained, but I don't think they're mutually exclusive with a socialist utopia.

I can envision how they'd be allowed to use these properties and even put their names on them, but not how they'd STAFF these things. Who the gently caress wants to wait tables in a post-scarcity communist utopia? Are they apprenticing chefs under Papa Sisko trading lovely waiter shifts for culinary training?

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

Plot holes? In my utopian sci-fiction? Well I never!

ProfessorBooty
Jan 25, 2004

Amulet of the Dark

I see this kind of take, and it's maddening because it's obviously a metaphor for office culture. loving office workers were referred to as 'drones'. Their spaceship was a cube.

I find it uncanny how time isn't considered in their minds. They are the Borg.

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!
https://x.com/ShannonBream/status/1791483561675022624

lol

SixteenShells
Sep 30, 2021

CubanMissile posted:

I worked at a restaurant where costumers kept complaining that our chicken wings have gotten way smaller. The owner wanted us to tell people that complained that China was buying up all the good wings and there was nothing we could do. Of course no one did that:
wait why ARE chicken wings are like half the size they used to be, does anyone know

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
Exclusive: Democrats Urge Biden to Investigate Grocery Store Price-Fixing

quote:

A group of Democratic lawmakers are calling on President Joe Biden to investigate grocery store chains for price manipulation, writing in a letter sent Monday morning that he should use executive authority to take additional enforcement action to address rising food prices without the help of Congress.

The letter, shared exclusively with TIME, comes after a report from the Federal Trade Commission (FTC) found that major grocery chains seemed to take advantage of supply chain disruptions during the pandemic to hike up prices to increase their profits. Sen. Elizabeth Warren, a Massachusetts Democrat who led the letter and is one of its signatories, has called for more competition and stronger enforcement of antitrust laws to bring down grocery prices for families—but her proposed legislation on the topic has been largely stalled in Congress.

don't they have an expert on grocery store price-fixing in the cabinet?

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

PostNouveau posted:

She's right that Sisko's restaurant and Picard's vineyard are not explained, but I don't think they're mutually exclusive with a socialist utopia.

I can envision how they'd be allowed to use these properties and even put their names on them, but not how they'd STAFF these things. Who the gently caress wants to wait tables in a post-scarcity communist utopia? Are they apprenticing chefs under Papa Sisko trading lovely waiter shifts for culinary training?

Meals, favors, it's a small restaurant and arguably being run as a hobby. I think it's just implied that in a post scarcity replicator utopia there are still people performing agriculture as a hobby because people like things not made from a replicator for the experience. It's private ownership of land in a world that no longer has substance farming.

It's stupid, she's stupid, market economies are important in DS9 specifically because they wanted to make a show about the edge of the federation and differentiate it from Roddenberry's utopian shows.

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
chicken wings have always been available in JUMBO and "Party" sizes, businesses are probably just exclusively buying Party sizes rather than JUMBO to save money now.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

PostNouveau posted:

She's right that Sisko's restaurant and Picard's vineyard are not explained, but I don't think they're mutually exclusive with a socialist utopia.

I can envision how they'd be allowed to use these properties and even put their names on them, but not how they'd STAFF these things. Who the gently caress wants to wait tables in a post-scarcity communist utopia? Are they apprenticing chefs under Papa Sisko trading lovely waiter shifts for culinary training?

this is a major plot point in the Culture book series which I highly recommend: it takes place in a luxury gay space communism post-scarcity scenario where hyperintelligent AIs handle everything for you, and this society's only internal issue is its citizens doing increasingly weird poo poo with their abundant free time in an effort to determine what the point is of doing literally anything at all

insane clown pussy
Jun 20, 2023

Lin-Manuel Turtle posted:

[LAFAYETTE]
We’ll tell the story of tonight

[LAURENS]
Let’s have another round—

[HAMILTON]
Well, if it isn’t Aaron Burr

[BURR]
Sir!

[HAMILTON]
I didn’t think that you would make it

[BURR]
To be sure

[MULLIGAN/LAFAYETTE]
Burr!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmhVw6q-KOA

SixteenShells
Sep 30, 2021

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

chicken wings have always been available in JUMBO and "Party" sizes, businesses are probably just exclusively buying Party sizes rather than JUMBO to save money now.

that makes sense. the places that I remember seeing the shrimpy wings were absolutely the ones that would drop a size category to save money

Ytlaya
Nov 13, 2005

Danann posted:

how the gently caress are these people still stuck in 1990s tropes of sweatshop labor in tyool 2024 lmao

IMO this sort of thing also excludes other things like how much the societies in question otherwise assist with cost of living. The main reason living in the US is so bad is that wages are relatively stagnant while other costs of living (like housing, healthcare, food, etc) are extremely high.

Teabag Dome Scandal
Mar 19, 2002


The Leck posted:

We all laughed at the time, but now who's laughing??



I love the idea of this dipshit wandering into the white house and starts dancing around with a joint in their mouth only to get arrested for marijuana possession on federal property.

Gorson
Aug 29, 2014

Teabag Dome Scandal posted:

I love the idea of this dipshit wandering into the white house and starts dancing around with a joint in their mouth only to get arrested for marijuana possession on federal property.

Yeah it was this admin that canned people for admitting to smoking weed, not all of us have gnat memories Joe

Dr. Jerrold Coe
Feb 6, 2021

Is it me?

Srice posted:

What's everyone's favorite insane lie about China. Personally, mine is the idea that it's illegal to put time travel in Chinese fiction. Something very easily disproven with a second of googling, yet it somehow pops up every now and then.

the govt just executing people willy nilly and xi being a hitler/saddam tinpot psycho

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

Srice posted:

What's everyone's favorite insane lie about China. Personally, mine is the idea that it's illegal to put time travel in Chinese fiction. Something very easily disproven with a second of googling, yet it somehow pops up every now and then.
The first few weeks of covid when lib China hawks were claiming China was covering up millions of deaths and may be on the verge of collapse, then it made it over here and look you gotta go to work and keep patronizing restaurants to keep number up

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011


Progressives are like the Borg, no deviation from groupthink allowed.

Now as I was saying, protests against our wars need to be banned, very wealthy people who went to Harvard University have already explained why the war in Gaza is good so disagreement is a crime.

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

VitalSigns posted:

The first few weeks of covid when lib China hawks were claiming China was covering up millions of deaths and may be on the verge of collapse, then it made it over here and look you gotta go to work and keep patronizing restaurants to keep number up

Lmao that little sliver of time between January when it started getting headlines and march when NBA canceled was so goddamn darkly funny looking back

Like remember the people earnestly calling on the air force to shoot down commercial airliners coming from china?

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

Srice posted:

What's everyone's favorite insane lie about China. Personally, mine is the idea that it's illegal to put time travel in Chinese fiction. Something very easily disproven with a second of googling, yet it somehow pops up every now and then.

Smoke plumes detected by satellites over Wuhan in Feb 2020 confirming mass cremations of millions of covid dead

SixteenShells
Sep 30, 2021
just thinking about how China took 7 years to build a 34 mile bridge and tunnel system, and the estimates are that it will take 4 years to replace the 1.6 mile Francis Scott Key Bridge, and wishing we could have that construction capacity.

The Sean
Apr 17, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 14 hours!

VitalSigns posted:

Progressives are like the Borg, no deviation from groupthink allowed.

Now as I was saying, protests against our wars need to be banned, very wealthy people who went to Harvard University have already explained why the war in Gaza is good so disagreement is a crime.

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

HashtagGirlboss posted:

Lmao that little sliver of time between January when it started getting headlines and march when NBA canceled was so goddamn darkly funny looking back

Like remember the people earnestly calling on the air force to shoot down commercial airliners coming from china?

Cuomo telling New Yorkers it's their patriotic duty to fill the restaurants and bars the night before he suddenly reversed course and locked down the city, followed by mass casualties.

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HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

VitalSigns posted:

Cuomo telling New Yorkers it's their patriotic duty to fill the restaurants and bars the night before he suddenly reversed course and locked down the city, followed by mass casualties.

Shaming people for buying up medical grade masks when the virus is clearly not respiratory

Now buy a few gallons of this bathtub gin hand sanitizer we whipped up

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