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PancakeTransmission
May 27, 2007

You gotta improvise, Lisa: cloves, Tom Collins mix, frozen pie crust...


Plaster Town Cop

seiferguy posted:

A friend of mine came out as trans a few years ago and has been documenting her experiences on FB, occasionally posting stories (positive and negative) about the experience, and posted this negative experience:
Dunno how she has the patience, I would have blocked that dude so quickly

Wtf was that painful robot sex part??

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Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/PennyJam_/status/1237471482562871296?s=19

bell jar
Feb 25, 2009


I dunno if the reply is the idiot but it sucks that the bushfire relief concert got cancelled because she pulled out

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

bell jar posted:

I dunno if the reply is the idiot but it sucks that the bushfire relief concert got cancelled because she pulled out

Calling off a concert because the entire worlds medical authorities say it's best doesn't make you a coward though. Trying to say "oUr FiGhErFiGhTeRs fAcEd dAnGeR So sUcK It uP" is pretty IoSM.

It would be nice to raise funds for the firefighters but putting tonnes of people at risk to do it isn't the way.

hyperhazard
Dec 4, 2011

I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous

seiferguy posted:

A friend of mine came out as trans a few years ago and has been documenting her experiences on FB, occasionally posting stories (positive and negative) about the experience, and posted this negative experience:

I... don't even know what to say. "Actually, transphobia is identity theft" followed by "sex is permanently ruined for me" is the longest way to say "I'm not transphobic, but..."

So if I read this correctly...

Friend: I had a bad experience with a transphobe recently
Rando: She probably wasn't transphobic, she was joking
Friend: Even if she was joking, it was transphobic
Rando: Maybe it was someone pretending to be her to make her look transphobic
Friend: I doubt that
Rando: People pretend to be me everywhere all the time
Friend:
Rando: Also, I was raped repeatedly by a robot

I can't tell if any of that is supposed to be dogwhistle, but it definitely did not go where I was expecting.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Ugh this is JUST like the time someone deepfaked my face and voice to deliver a public talk about race realism

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal

PancakeTransmission posted:

Dunno how she has the patience, I would have blocked that dude so quickly

Wtf was that painful robot sex part??

The other person was a cis white woman. Seems to be a case of sheltered christian woman, now a married stay at home mom that will judge you harshly.

Kit Walker
Jul 10, 2010
"The Man Who Cannot Deadlift"

FFT posted:

It looks like it dips right into undiagnosed schizophrenia at the end

Straight up. That's exactly the kind of poo poo I hear from my one relative who I'm pretty sure has undiagnosed paranoid schizophrenia

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

Inceltown posted:

Calling off a concert because the entire worlds medical authorities say it's best doesn't make you a coward though. Trying to say "oUr FiGhErFiGhTeRs fAcEd dAnGeR So sUcK It uP" is pretty IoSM.

It would be nice to raise funds for the firefighters but putting tonnes of people at risk to do it isn't the way.

The risk also wouldn't really be to Miley, it'd be to all the fans packed in the pit yelling and screaming and touching each other.

Comedy option: it's too hard to sing with an N95 mask, and too hot to dance in a hazmat suit.

Woozie66
Sep 8, 2009

I'll wait for the next era
State Senator from NY:

https://twitter.com/JuliaCarmel__/status/1237538353848832000?s=19

And screenshot since she's getting ratio'd to hell:

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Woozie66 posted:

State Senator from NY:

https://twitter.com/JuliaCarmel__/status/1237538353848832000?s=19

And screenshot since she's getting ratio'd to hell:



Is she wrong, though? In a world without the electoral college, every vote counts. In our world, the popular vote doesn't matter. If a state isn't going to vote for a Democrat anyway, why does it matter who they think the Democratic nominee should be? :shrug:

Edit: Although by the same token, what does it matter what people in a deep blue state think, either, it's not like they're going to not vote for the Democrat. :thunk:

Absurd Alhazred has a new favorite as of 03:17 on Mar 11, 2020

Woozie66
Sep 8, 2009

I'll wait for the next era

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Is she wrong, though? In a world without the electoral college, every vote counts. In our world, the popular vote doesn't matter. If a state isn't going to vote for a Democrat anyway, why does it matter who they think the Democratic nominee should be? :shrug:

Edit: Although by the same token, what does it matter what people in a deep blue state think, either, it's not like they're going to not vote for the Democrat. :thunk:

Instead of me reiterating all the points others made, why don't you scroll down that thread and read why you shouldn't just dismiss entire swaths of citizens, especially when running for a national office?

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Woozie66 posted:

Instead of me reiterating all the points others made, why don't you scroll down that thread and read why you shouldn't just dismiss entire swaths of citizens, especially when running for a national office?

I already answered my own question, so I'm not going to waste my time, and you don't need to either! Win-win!

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

GrandpaPants posted:

I guess I'll be the old who asks, "Who?"

also why is the text on her shirt backwards,

Kevin DuBrow
Apr 21, 2012

The uruk-hai defender has logged on.

PhazonLink posted:

also why is the text on her shirt backwards,

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

Mirrors? How the gently caress do those work?

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Mirror or not the tattoo is WRONG. My tattoo is on my right arm, it will be no matter how I take my picture

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Brawnfire posted:

Mirror or not the tattoo is WRONG. My tattoo is on my right arm, it will be no matter how I take my picture

Not if you lose enough weight!

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Brawnfire posted:

Mirror or not the tattoo is WRONG. My tattoo is on my right arm, it will be no matter how I take my picture

Sounds like your mirror is broken. You should take it to the shop.

bulletsponge13
Apr 28, 2010

I wonder if Robot Fucker Lady just discovered vibrators and her first orgasm, and it broke her brain.

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

Picnic Princess posted:

Sounds like your mirror is broken. You should take it to the shop.



Unrelated, but I found this at work and I think I immediately smelled burnt toast.

TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

Stop for me, it's the claw!



Zipperelli. posted:



Unrelated, but I found this at work and I think I immediately smelled burnt toast.

They're just spying on your toilet time with a camera behind the sheet of paper.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Picnic Princess posted:

Sounds like your mirror is broken. You should take it to the shop.
It's probably just installed upside-down.

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




I didn’t see this posted in the last couple of pages, so...


https://twitter.com/THEAP99/status/1237401001906364416?s=19

:stare:

Canned Panda
Jul 10, 2012




https://twitter.com/cocksaiIor/status/1237582383391670273?s=19
https://twitter.com/AkivaMCohen/status/1237581788714655744?s=19

fisting by many
Dec 25, 2009




Usually tattoos fade over time, not the other way around :ssh:

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Regalingualius posted:

I didn’t see this posted in the last couple of pages, so...


https://twitter.com/THEAP99/status/1237401001906364416?s=19

:stare:

What in undiagnosed mental health issues is going on here?

fisting by many
Dec 25, 2009



Memento posted:

What in undiagnosed mental health issues is going on here?

I think he was upset that people who didn't have his favorite gaming console would also be able to play a game.

I'm not sure which part of his gaming setup the clementine crates were for.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Memento posted:

What in undiagnosed mental health issues is going on here?

He's upset that a game that used to only be available on Playstation will now be playable on PC three years after it came out.

Canned Panda
Jul 10, 2012




Regalingualius posted:

I didn’t see this posted in the last couple of pages, so...


https://twitter.com/THEAP99/status/1237401001906364416?s=19

:stare:



https://twitter.com/s3rioussam/status/1237591391137497088?s=19

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Regalingualius posted:

I didn’t see this posted in the last couple of pages, so...


https://twitter.com/THEAP99/status/1237401001906364416?s=19

:stare:

You'll never guess who still won

https://twitter.com/THEAP99/status/1237417402306043905?s=19

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!



Can I get my 15 seconds back?

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Len posted:

Can I get my 15 seconds back?

Sure, if you watch this one it will reverse time and give you that 15s back

https://twitter.com/creature_maria/status/1237161051529121793

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


Inceltown posted:

Sure, if you watch this one it will reverse time and give you that 15s back

https://twitter.com/creature_maria/status/1237161051529121793

That didn't give me back my wasted time at all!

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Len posted:

That didn't give me back my wasted time at all!

The real idiots on social media were the friends we made along the way.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
What does “KEKW” mean?

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Scratch Monkey posted:

What does “KEKW” mean?

It's a unofficial Twitch chat emote (because there are multiple add-ons for Twitch) that is a cropped version of the man laughing in this video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyEThSM4JnI

Edit: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/kekw

It tends to see more use these days than LUL, which depicts everyone's favorite forum superstar, TotalBiscuit.

Mierenneuker has a new favorite as of 12:28 on Mar 11, 2020

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



I've changed my mind, I'm a republican now

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

Woozie66 posted:

State Senator from NY:

https://twitter.com/JuliaCarmel__/status/1237538353848832000?s=19

And screenshot since she's getting ratio'd to hell:



Thinking about the people in 2017 saying Bernie would have won West Virginia because he won the primary

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Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1237763237212553219?s=20

https://twitter.com/lorengrush/status/1237763503408271362?s=20

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