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Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

I'm in the afternoon of day one of two of a First-Aid course and I need a nap.

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Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


Jimbone Tallshanks posted:

I'm in the afternoon of day one of two of a First-Aid course and I need a nap.

volunteer to be the coma victim

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Jimbone Tallshanks posted:

I'm in the afternoon of day one of two of a First-Aid course and I need a nap.

Any new techniques that are fresh and modern?

Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006


redshirt posted:

Any new techniques that are fresh and modern?

Slap a tourniquet on it, all bleeding stops eventually.

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


redshirt posted:

Any new techniques that are fresh and modern?

heimlich manouver but make it sexy

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Ruby Gloom posted:

heimlich manouver but make it sexy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EaeioKnUuU

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



redshirt posted:

Any new techniques that are fresh and modern?

The heinie lick remover

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

ilovebeersooomuch posted:

The heinie lick remover

:wow:

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

redshirt posted:

Any new techniques that are fresh and modern?

Administering naxolone. The important lessons of which are:

-Dont gently caress up and trigger it early because it's only one dose

-It will kill any high the casualty just spent money on getting so they may be pissed off at you

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Jimbone Tallshanks posted:

Administering naxolone. The important lessons of which are:

-Dont gently caress up and trigger it early because it's only one dose

-It will kill any high the casualty just spent money on getting so they may be pissed off at you

What's the basics? Tear open packaging, remove some kind of cap, stick in nose and press injector?

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer

redshirt posted:

What's the basics? Tear open packaging, remove some kind of cap, stick in nose and press injector?

im rusty but yes i believe thats the drill! the other thing is that if you can, like... move away from the person. when they snap back it's loving WILD.

the chemistry behind naloxone is kind of cool, it causes for the receptors in your brain to just... release any bound opiate particles and flush them out of the persons system. so when they come back to, they are completely devoid of opiates and WIDE FUCKIN AWAKE, hence they might come swinging on you for a number of reasons

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer
i watched a chick put an emt in a headlock after getting up because she thought the emt was robbing her and calmed down after her brain caught up with what was going on

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

They should make naloxone but for alcohol

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
They should make naloxone but for sadness

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



They should make naloxone but for pickle hate

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

They should make naloxone but for sadness

I think they made naloxone to use when you've taken too much naloxone but for sadness

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


TIP posted:

They should make naloxone but for pickle hate

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

TIP posted:

I think they made naloxone to use when you've taken too much naloxone but for sadness

NaloxonePlus™️

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


Naloxbone

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014




For too much video game?

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Will Naloxone kill the high I get from eating Jake & Amos pickled beets?

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



day after hot chicken report: I feel like poo poo but my rear end in a top hat isn't on fire so I chalk that up as a win

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

TIP posted:

day after hot chicken report: I feel like poo poo but my rear end in a top hat isn't on fire so I chalk that up as a win

Your rear end in a top hat isn’t on fire yet

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

ilovebeersooomuch posted:

The heinie lick remover

I don't even have to edit this one

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

fartknocker posted:

Your rear end in a top hat isn’t on fire yet



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hejweGZ-HP0

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


TIP posted:

I feel like poo poo

that'll be the pickles :lofty:

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

Ruby Gloom posted:

that'll be the pickles :lofty:

oh no I'm sure cucumber + lethal dose of salt is a super food

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Ruby Gloom posted:

that'll be the pickles :lofty:

I swear to God...

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Public service announcement: prickly pear water is some bullshit.

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



Ruby Gloom posted:

i'm feeling besmirched here

once the pickle is no longer in my custody i will not acknowledge the pickle

you can't stop acknowledging pickles that are thousands of miles away from you so I refuse to believe you can act normal while I eat your pickles from the other side of a table

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Everyday I'm pick

a


lin!

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

New Mexico is so fuckin' weird

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



Escape From Noise posted:

New Mexico is so fuckin' weird

in texas their bastardized mexican food is called tex mex

in new mexico do they call their version mex mex?

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

TIP posted:

in texas their bastardized mexican food is called tex mex

in new mexico do they call their version mex mex?

They call it New Mexican. A huge part of it is the variety of chile (not chili) used in the region, plus first nation's influences, like the sopapilla, and other fry breads that came up during the reservation days. Apparently, south of the border, the foods are fairly similar. Kind of like how Sonoran Mexican is pretty similar north, and south of the Arizona state line.

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

Arizona had the best loving Mexican food I've ever had.

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Also I think we're mostly famous for being the setting of Breaking Bad. After that I guess probably being the birthplace of the first atom bombs, and the place of the first nuclear weapons tests, then I guess the Weird Al song Albuquerque, then after that I guess the whole Roswell incident, after that probably "I knew I shouldn't have taken that left turn at Albuquerque!" being said by Bug's Bunny, then maybe uh The Santa Fe Railway (which never managed the promised line to the city until way later due to a huge hill). Then maybe for being the hometown of the hardcore band Logical Nonsense. Or the birthplace of American Spirits tobacco?

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Jimbone Tallshanks posted:

Arizona had the best loving Mexican food I've ever had.

It's really fuckin' good.

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

I really prefer Sonoran style over New Mexican and it's precious green chile TBH.

Where are original gorditas from? Because those things are so loving awesome. A taste sensation for the ages!

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DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"

Escape From Noise posted:

Also I think we're mostly famous for being the setting of Breaking Bad. After that I guess probably being the birthplace of the first atom bombs, and the place of the first nuclear weapons tests, then I guess the Weird Al song Albuquerque, then after that I guess the whole Roswell incident, after that probably "I knew I shouldn't have taken that left turn at Albuquerque!" being said by Bug's Bunny, then maybe uh The Santa Fe Railway (which never managed the promised line to the city until way later due to a huge hill). Then maybe for being the hometown of the hardcore band Logical Nonsense. Or the birthplace of American Spirits tobacco?

Hot air balloons

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